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AD says

Nevermind about having the foresight to post the link to this beast. It looks like I'm the only one doing the heavy lifting and work around here for you lazy ass Russian trolls. I pasted the link below.

https://avioletthunder.tumblr.com/post/165899103431/didnt-get-the-job-maybe-the-universe-thought-i

For $1,000 cash, would you?

Her tumbler profile address is https://avioletthunder.tumblr.com

I am not sure if she is a transexual or a lesbian, etc. I am not sure if she knows. She puts out all these mixed messages about her identity.

I just hope she represents less than 1% of the US citizens population.

If we get to the point that she represents 10% and combine that with the rest of the Democrat social justice activist and AntiFa army, then we are fucked as a country.

And all you FBI and counter intel types banking on some government pension when you reach minimum retirement age are in for a major surprise.

I wouldn't fuck her not just for the looks, but the navel gazing.

"What expression is this?"

Narcissism.

Goran_K says

For $1,000 cash, would you?

$1,000 LOL-not enough money in the world!

Goran_K says

I just can't put a finger on it...

A finger definitely won't do.

Not even an open palm.

Good lord.

Goran_K says

would you?

Not even with your dick.

On even his most desperate night where no backpage girls are available, not even Rin would consider doing that white walrus.

I think rin would give it a hard look.

just_dregalicious says

Goran_K says

would you?

Not even with your dick.

I don’t think I have enough dick. Most black guys would have trouble getting past the butt cheeks

Because the person in charge of hiring is a misogynist racist bastard. +3 VS points for me

Blarg!

If it were my company, I would run that thing out of the building.

What an all around disruption to productivity.

Cross between a rhino and an elephant.

And a sloth
joshuatrio says

Cross between a rhino and an elephant.

You guys are just mean misogynists fat-shamist homophobic bastards.
"Fat and ugly" should be a category protected by the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, and recognized by SJW in their intersectional victimhood Olympics.

I'm curious. Can she cook, or just order out?

CBOEtrader says

I'm curious. Can she cook, or just order out?

Depends on if you consider nuking a hot pocket and unwrapping a Twinkie “cooking.”

She ate the delivery guy

CBOEtrader says

I'm curious. Can she cook, or just order out?

I wouldn't fuck the Sex Doll version of it.

Irrelevant.

No part of me wants to be near that, ever.

Some eyewash is in order!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

WHAM

That's the AP we all know and love!

Patrick says

Some eyewash is in order!

Dude, you can't post that without a name. Can you reverse image search gifs?

I know what I want my Sexdoll to resemble.

There was an even better one of her jumping into a pair of tight jeans, but I haven't been able to find it lately.

“Maybe I was too cute for their company”

Millennials lol

Patrick says

There was an even better one of her jumping into a pair of tight jeans, but I haven't been able to find it lately.

I’ve seen this gif. Long time ago though, maybe 10 years now?

Right, could have been that long. OK, she's older now, but I'm still in love. Damn, just look at her, and the way she glances back.

10/10!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

AND!

SHE'S!

BIG!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIG!

www.youtube.com/embed/nOyS6LQeD7I

So call it crazy or call it fate Just with you I want to get laid But your holes are hard, so hard to find It doesn’t matter. I fuck you, fuck you from behind!

d6rB says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

AND!

SHE'S!

BIG!

BIIIIIIIIIIIIG!

www.youtube.com/embed/nOyS6LQeD7I

So call it crazy or call it fate Just with you I want to get laid But your holes are hard, so hard to find It doesn’t matter. I fuck you, fuck you from behind!

Till Lindemann is a genius-ly sick fuck - your flappy butthole a soggy cave lol AF's dream come true => WHAM WHAM WHAM! I don't dig mini I like it fat!

Ah, here's the beauty putting on her jeans:

A case for bringing back Darwinism

Why do these women always assume they’re too cute or “bootiful” for normal men? Are they being serious?

Goran_K says

Why do these women always assume they’re too cute or “bootiful” for normal men? Are they being serious?

Why does every female targeted dating article tell women they a bunch of dindus, while men are all children?

https://www.bolde.com/why-smart-women-likely-single/

If they were smart, they’d figure out how to not be single.

Clearly article written by someone without critical thinking skills.

CBOEtrader says

Goran_K says

Why do these women always assume they’re too cute or “bootiful” for normal men? Are they being serious?

Why does every female targeted dating article tell women they a bunch of dindus, while men are all children?

https://www.bolde.com/why-smart-women-likely-single/

CBOEtrader says

Why does every female targeted dating article tell women they a bunch of dindus, while men are all children?

https://www.bolde.com/why-smart-women-likely-single/

That article says it all:

2. We’ve figured out it’s better to be single than in a bad relationship.
----i.e. if the guy doesn't do adequately pampers our ego, bye bye....

4. We aren’t capable of settling.
----i.e. we want a guy way better than we deserve.

6. We aren’t easy to impress.
---- the guy needs to be in the top 20% - just because we're "smart" - even if we're a 4/10 physically.

7. We know when a guy isn’t worth our time.
---- if he is part of the 80% of beta-males.

8. We don’t follow the crowd.
---- just because there are large herds of us doesn't mean we're following each other!

Remember Loreal's advertisement line: "Because we're worth it!"
It's like shooting an elephant EGO in a corridor.

BAM

During the interview she ate the application, and the interviewer.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

And the shocks set up a larger and larger periodic wave . . .

Careful, if you hit the resonant frequency that could topple buildings and bridges.

Heraclitusstudent says

CBOEtrader says

Why does every female targeted dating article tell women they a bunch of dindus, while men are all children?

https://www.bolde.com/why-smart-women-likely-single/

That article says it all:

2. We’ve figured out it’s better to be single than in a bad relationship.
----i.e. if the guy doesn't do adequately pampers our ego, bye bye....

4. We aren’t capable of settling.
----i.e. we want a guy way better than we deserve.

6. We aren’t easy to impress.
---- the guy needs to be in the top 20% - just because we're "smart" - even if we're a 4/10 physically.

7. We know when a guy isn’t worth our time.
---- if he is part of the 80% of beta-males.

8. We don’t follow the crowd.
---- just because there are large herds of us doesn't mean we're following each other!

11. We're too ugly.

mell says

11. We're too ugly.

Women know this and resent it, but cannot openly say it.

A woman's fate is often determined by her looks. This is inherent in human biology. Beautiful women are measurably more healthy and fertile than fat, ugly, or old women. Men evolved to strongly prefer these indicators of health and fertility.

And it goes both ways:

A man's fate is often determined by his status. This is also inherent in human biology. Rich and powerful men are more likely to be able to provide for and to protect their children. Women evolved to strongly prefer indicators of wealth and power in men.