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APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

So It's Time to Lock Him Up Before He Shows Up on TV Eating His Own Moo

Wrong attitude. This would be extremely profitable on pay-per-view, might wipe out national debt.

Kakistocracy says

Black Muslims - like Muhammad Ali ?

Who changed his name from "White Slaveowner Heritage" to one of "Arab Slaveowner Heritage"?

Until this dementia threat is assessed, IMPEACH TRUMP, just in case!

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

d6rB says

Wrong attitude. This would be extremely profitable on pay-per-view, might wipe out national debt.

You're absolutely right.

DONNIE! EAT! MOO! would be Pay Per View boffo platinum

Make pay-per-view great again!!!

jazz_music says

That characterization is disingenuous as hell for some publishers of academic research on a focused area of knowledge.

Really? Please tell me when did the murders take place, and tell me what year we are in now.

And then scroll through some of the headlines they publish. Don't be disingenuous.

jazz_music says

They are not going to go away either, not even if you fire-bomb them. They will continue to be a resource on the subject matter of the radical right wing and the violence associated.

I could care less if they go away or not. Protect free speech.

That is a real stretch, to compare investigating Lois Lerner's bias against granting tax exempt status to Conservative groups with summoning someone's 1040.

Booger says

There would be public hangings again if that were to ever happen.

Elgatouno says

You keep throwing this around, so here is an answer:

It is a Constitutional requirement for a president to be a US Citizen at least 35 years old, so a birth certificate is relevant. There is no requirement for a President to release tax returns, health records, or school transcripts.

A better analogy would be: "Why are the people who want Trump's tax returns silent about Obama's school records, grant applications, and scholarship sources?

left loved him when he exposed Bush
right loved him when he exposed Hillary

I thought both of those times were awesome for us to know what our government is up to.

@patrick

A certain poster has spammed every thread with that lame Obama flip off and "birth certificate" quote. Adding the same item to every thread, regardless of relevance to the thread, seems like abuse.

The ignore link is your friend.

As long as he's not being personal, I want to just let people say what they want.

NPR bizarrely seems to have deleted their own lie-filled interview with me and replaced it with something else, even as it still promotes the page as including its interview of me. Where is it, @MorningEdition? https://t.co/1sPEdRjGUo

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) April 11, 2019

Melania has been taking baritone lessons from Michelle Obama, and Trump has been taking whining and shrieking lessons from Barry?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

stroking her immense PREHENSILE! erection singing exactly like Paul Robeson

You mean like Pat Robertson?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Michelle Obama would walk around the White House stroking her immense PREHENSILE! erection singing exactly like Paul Robeson

Michelle can rattle the chandeliers and trigger seismometers miles away. However, she only uses that voice when she reminds Barry what an asshole he is.

Ceffer says

she reminds Barry what an asshole he is.

As CA resident, you are going to jail for misgendering Michael Obama. It is ZE! or XE!

Seems like an explanation is in order.

Maybe, just maybe, a fake russian collusion coup changed the situation

That's it, change the subject, becasue there is no decent reason why Trump needs to be the first President in modern times not to disclose his tax returns.

He did not say when. What's your problem?
Elgatouno says

"If I decide to run for office, I'll produce my tax returns, absolutely."

Here, I'll do it.
HeyYou loves Republicans and democrats.
HEYYOU says

I just want her talk dirty to me.

marcus says

the subject, becasue

Just because?

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

Michelle is always a hit at state dinners when she uses her IMMENSE! PREHENSILE! PENIS! to light cigarettes for the guests.

That is a disgusting! Jeez, cigarettes at a state dinner!

Joel Osteen Saddened To Learn Some Preachers Can Only Afford $6,000 Shoes

While browsing Instagram Monday, prosperity gospel preacher Joel Osteen stumbled upon the preachersnsneakers account, which collects pictures of pastors wearing expensive footwear.

Osteen was saddened by the images of the downtrodden, impoverished pastors who only had sneakers that cost $4,000, $5,000 or $6,000, sources confirmed.

"It's really sad that these men are doing faithful ministry for the Lord and can only afford some $6K kicks," he told one of his butlers as he lounged about his mansion in a pair of custom-made Italian designer shoes. "My heart really goes out to these guys."

At publishing time, Osteen forced himself to stop browsing the account so the preachers' poverty wouldn't rub off on him.



https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-saddened-to-learn-some-preachers-have-shoes-that-only-cost-6000

https://babylonbee.com/news/joel-osteen-sails-luxury-yacht-flooded-houston-pass-copies-best-life-now

Joel Osteen Sails Luxury Yacht Through Flooded Houston To Pass Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'

HOUSTON, TX—Although Joel Osteen took flak over the weekend for closing up his church to flood victims and all but disappearing during the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey, the megachurch pastor reportedly returned to the city on his luxury yacht “S.S. Blessed” to make amends Tuesday by tossing copies of Your Best Life Now to stranded flood survivors.

Osteen had his on-call yacht captain steer the large vessel through the flooded streets of the city, pulling up to survivors stranded on their roofs and on the roof of their cars as the prosperity gospel preacher smiled, waved, and threw out signed editions of the bestselling positive thinking book.

“Believe and declare you are coming into a shift!” Osteen yelled through a bullhorn, according to reports. “God wants His best for you! Enlarge your vision, develop a healthy self image, and choose to be happy!”

“When you think positive, excellent thoughts, you will be propelled toward greatness!” he called out to one family floating on a raft on a freeway-turned-river, whose earthly possessions had been entirely destroyed the previous day.

Why would you pay so much for sneakers, just to look trashy/casual? Buy some decent adult shoes that are not made by children in sweatshops and have some modicum of lifespan and repairability.

(Styleless shit like this is why Americans travelling abroad stand out like clowns.)

Actually Melania has borderline masculine features

On a related note. uncle sam try to poison us by lacing fuel with even more toxins.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/exxon-others-u-government-sold-090000306.html
Interesting reply from a reader:
"Most all crude oil wells developed before fracking contain high amounts of hydrogen sulfide. That's because they used to use untreated surface water to drill with and the water contained bacteria that produce the gas as a by product. Fracking chemicals kill all of the bacteria and new wells are practically H2S free. Dirty oil is hard to pump, so it is mixed with the lighter stuff to make it palatable to pumps, pipes and refiners. I went to some wells that would set off my monitor 100 yards away. Reject. Call in the hot oil trucks. Some of those wells would require 8 trucks of clean oil, just to pump 1 truck of the heavy crude into the system."

Fucking fracking shit kills even the weaker poison shit. Let's pump that into the ground to push the oil out of rocks.
What could go wrong?

jazz_music says

What In the World Has Happened To The America We Grew Up In?

John Birch, 1950s: If you don't listen to us about these PoMo Homos taking over education, in 50 years Transexual Perverts will be reading stories to kids in Schools and Libraries!

Liberals, 1950s: Pssshaw, hahahahaha, that's never going to happen. Hofstader talks about the Paranoid Style in American Politics...

Kakistocracy says

The Quds Force, a unit within the IRGC that specializes in operations outside Iran, has long been viewed as a terrorist organization by the United States. The IRGC as an entity, however, operates as an integral part of the Iranian government. As such, the U.S. has deliberately avoided classifying it as a terrorist organization out of concerns that doing so would hobble diplomatic efforts with Iran and even destabilize the greater Middle East.

You can't designate the IRGC as a terrorist group because Quds Force openly operates well outside of Iran meddling in the affairs of other countries and conducting terrorist and military operations!

HAVE YOU NO DECENCY, SIR?