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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,101,267 views  42,021 comments

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481   HeadSet   2019 Apr 19, 11:32am  

From Marcus' Politico quotes:

There are many reasons, including fear of personal embarrassment, to explain why the president might have tried to impede the special counsel’s investigation.

Notice "MIGHT" have tried. Not did.

Mueller’s team “found multiple acts by the President that were capable of exerting undue influence over law enforcement investigations.”

Notice, "WERE capable", not did.

You are grabbing at straws, Marcus.
484   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 19, 12:26pm  



Not bad, considering there are about a dozen indictments pending as a result of Mueller's report - just not against Trump and his Campaign or Staff.
488   HeadSet   2019 Apr 21, 2:22pm  

For those that do not understand the above pic, that guy in the white robes is likely Gov Northam of VA, from back in his med school days. This pic is from his specific page in the year book. The guy on the left has been identified from other pics in the yearbook wearing the same pants. Northam originally apologized for being in such a pic, but since that apology did not go over well, Northam changed his story and now denies the pic is him.
490   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 21, 3:27pm  

marcus says


It's not even funny. It's like humor for Grouchy old Cat Ladies
491   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 21, 5:46pm  

marcus says


Yep, Mueller agrees - when it came to collusion, Mueller could not find anything that Trump did wrong.

All those Media bombshells were bullshit. There was no Don or even Don Junior big meeting with evil Ruskies.

Despite unparalleled access, not only due to a well funded investigation & Bureaucracy, but FISA Warrants listening in on Trump's calls and communications.
492   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 21, 6:37pm  

marcus says
HonkpilledMaster says
It's not even funny. It's like humor for Grouchy old Cat Ladies


Or perhaps just a somewhat exaggerated/variation of an argument one hears constantly from alright trolls on the internet.


Bullshit nobody says they'll be a Nazi and put on the Monkey suit because Liberals tried to project their Nazi KKK tendencies onto them. Instead most likely you've heard on the Internet Patriots tell those LARPer morons, to take George Soros dick out of their ass and shut the fuck up.
It's the Liberal retards wearing the Jack boots and accosting people like Brownshirt Nazis. Pathetic.
494   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 21, 7:29pm  

That was no exaggeration Marcus. None of that hyperbole was exaggerated.
495   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 21, 8:28pm  

marcus says
Do you read ?


Do you? Tell us @Marcus, which piece of data or transparency was obstructed?

Hint: the answer is none. There was zero actual obstruction. Not even a delay. Fact.
496   Onvacation   2019 Apr 22, 6:16am  

marcus says
from alright trolls on the internet.

The trolls that make memes?
497   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 22, 6:23am  

That's some dishonest cockshit right there. That was not what was said, that is not even in any context other than a Leftist mentally deranged fantasy.

People did some things Marcus, and people are going to do some things in 2020 and vote these Cocksuckers out of office, the Commies, the Finger asshole wipers, the Floor Smoochers, the Fags the whole American hating loathsome lot. Lying dishonest mother fuckers the every damn one of them.


marcus says
498   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 22, 6:47am  

Tenpoundbass says
That's some dishonest cockshit right there. That was not what was said, that is not even in any context other than a Leftist mentally deranged fantasy.

People did some things Marcus, and people are going to do some things in 2020 and vote these Cocksuckers out of office, the Commies, the Finger asshole wipers, the Floor Smoochers, the Fags the whole American hating loathsome lot. Lying dishonest mother fuckers the every damn one of them.


marcus says


Marcus, try posting the actual quote. This meme is lying to you, most likely, but I'm looking forward to seeing what I've missed.

Show us where Fox misquoted her
505   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 22, 11:48am  

Here's the "Some People" quote in full context:

Here’s the truth. For far too long we have lived with the discomfort of being a second-class citizen and, frankly, I’m tired of it, and every single Muslim in this country should be tired of it. [The Council on American-Islamic Relations] was founded after 9/11 because they recognized that some people did something and that all of us were starting to lose access to our civil liberties. So you can’t just say that today someone is looking at me strange and that I am trying to make myself look pleasant. You have to say that this person is looking at me strange, I am not comfortable with it, and I am going to talk to them and ask them why. Because that is the right you have.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/omar-defends-some-people-did-something-comment-by-likening-to-bushs-bullhorn-speech-to-ground-zero-rescue-workers-2019-04-12

The context is, that she is upset that Muslims were stared at by some people after 3000 people were murdered by Islamists like herself and CAIR members. The context is complaining about phony "Civil Liberties" removal and being a "Second Class Citizen" that never happened. Right off the bat the craven Bush regime was all worried about Airport Security not singling out obviously pious Muslims based on their beards and garb. And Arabs are considered White for the Census and official Government Race Questionnaires.

Also, CAIR was founded in 1994 around the time of the first WTC bombing.
509   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 23, 3:43am  

The left cant meme. Fact.
510   BayArea   2019 Apr 23, 6:30am  

Left absolutely can’t meme.
511   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 23, 8:44am  

marcus says


Yep. Women should listen in silence and submission, should never be over men in religious authority (as pastors), have to obey Husbands like all obey God.

It's stone cold flat-out non-poetic commands in both OT and NT. In fact the NT is even more stringent.

Somehow, we end up with Female Bishops and even SBC has anti-Christ Female Pastors.
512   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 23, 8:46am  



Yang and Beto the only two out of 50 Dems who correctly identified Sri Lankan victims as Christian, rather than "Easter Worshippers" or "People".
513   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 23, 8:50am  

marcus says


If it was proven to all be a witchhunt hoax, then yes, but only if the law allows them to walk away.

Many will be arrested. Guaranteed.

Will you admit you are wrong then?
515   HeadSet   2019 Apr 23, 10:40am  

marcus says


Yea, nobody complains about Nancy. Or Schiff. When you do not have a valid point - claim racism.
516   HeadSet   2019 Apr 23, 10:44am  

marcus says


This makes no sense. Special Council specifically said "no collusion." And no one changed any policy. And no one shut down the investigation. Trump did not even use executive privilege, not even once.
518   Bd6r   2019 Apr 23, 2:12pm  

HonkpilledMaster says
Yang

Yang was on Ben Shapiro and sounded honest if somewhat confused.

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