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Math is hard, ya’ll. I know you’re going to be tempted to make mean jokes about our woke military generals, how the Pentagon lost a war with a calculator, and other stuff like that, but please try to be civil. A couple weeks ago, the Intercept ran an inglorious story (difficult to find anyplace in corporate media, for some reason), headlined “Pentagon Fails Sixth Audit in a Row, Claiming “Progress Sort of Beneath the Surface.”
The Pentagon has the largest budget of any federal agency — nearly a trillion dollars. Yet it has never passed a single annual audit mandated by Congress. In a recent press briefing, the Department of Defense frankly admitted it had no timeline for passing an audit.
Not ever. It’s too hard. It’s just no use.
“I’ll just say that we remain a trusted institution,” Pentagon comptroller Michael J. McCord optimistically forecast during a separate press briefing about the failed audit. “We’ve made a lot of progress to date.”
Reporters expressed skepticism about the “progress” part.
When asked by one reporter to say when the Pentagon expects to pass an audit, deputy Pentagon press secretary Sabrina Singh said she can’t predict the future, but that when the Pentagon does pass, she would let them know.
I did not make that up. Or exaggerate. That’s literally what she said.
I know you’re feeling sorely tempted to analogize the Pentagon’s childlike inability to audit its own budget — a battle without any opponent — to the Pentagon’s inability to win a war against motivated, nuclear-armed opponents, but you shouldn’t make that analogy.
I’m not sure why you shouldn’t, since it seems like accounting for the money is so much easier of a job than winning wars. Plus you don’t have to kill anybody. If they can’t even do the simple stuff, how will they do the complicated parts?
But nevermind. Trust the narrative! Which is: the Pentagon’s absolute failure to account for the taxpayer money it gets for free despite having a virtually unlimited budget does not reflect the Pentagon’s overall ability level at all.
But nevermind. Trust the narrative! Which is: the Pentagon’s absolute failure to account for the taxpayer money it gets for free despite having a virtually unlimited budget does not reflect the Pentagon’s overall ability level at all.
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