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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,107,050 views  42,077 comments

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838   HeadSet   2019 May 20, 7:32pm  

marcus says
Or this ?



Now this one actually has a fact - Trump did say Mexico was going to pay for the wall. So this one actually works as a meme.
839   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 20, 7:56pm  

You gotta build the toll booth before you can collect the toll.
842   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 May 20, 8:42pm  

FortWayneIndiana says
Please keep your wedding photo out of this Marcus.
Why not keep your sophomoric taunting away from a man and his family?

Typical for you lowlifes.


I'll take it you are the dude he's making out with. It all makes sense now.
847   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 21, 11:41am  

If you want to live 2 day you better get with 2A

848   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 21, 11:54am  

This puppet thinks he's running shit up in here.

852   Heraclitusstudent   2019 May 21, 6:22pm  

Colonel Sanders reveals his secret herbs and spices to a franchise owner?
854   PeopleUnited   2019 May 21, 7:47pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Don't forget the need for red flag abortion bans, closing the abortion clinic loophole, and concealed abortion permits. Your abortion must be properly permitted and registered with the authorities, to keep the innocent children safe of course!!!
855   cmdrda2leak   2019 May 21, 10:11pm  

marcus says
Remember a little ways back when some Trump Cucks were congratulating themselves for understanding that liberal memes aren't really memes. They're absurd, and don't make sense the way the awesome right wing memes do. Tenpoundbass says


Yes there are some pretty young women in hillbilly country. Great observation there Homer.


No, they're hot. And feminine. And have a friendly bearing. They don't have an entitled yet disappointed pursed scour as they scramble for their iphones.

You could spend all night running your best dressed smile and charming mien around San Francisco and run into real women like this only once in a blue, harvest, eclipsed moon.
856   cmdrda2leak   2019 May 21, 10:52pm  

marcus says
IT's just not fair that congress gets to see Trumps Tax returns, even if he did always promise he would show them to us eventually. IT's just one more example of how mean everyone is to Trump, always picking on him. I mean my gosh, making him do what he promised to do and what all modern Presidents have done. These democrats are really getting hysterical.

It's just not fair I tell ya !


Sorry, didn't we just see his returns? And didn't they show that he lost at business like the Washington Generals lose at fake basketball?

So the story is...? ...? Negative returns real estate businessman surprises some by transitioning from business failure into holding high federal office? Amidst peace and relative economic prosperity? And uses maybe leadership skills to maybe guide nation to continued, sustained prosperity and peace?
857   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 22, 6:01am  

marcus says
How's this ?



Yes but the joke is on You.

We went though this when my wife's health scare wiped out savings out, while I had the Gold Health Insurance from work. Just less than a year before Obamacare went live.
I said that was Obamacare you said it's not even implemented yet. But what I got is what happened. My black friend told me about a $700 bill his wife got the other day for a Lab work the insurance company always covered.

I wish Obama would come clean and admit he lied to you Marcus and admit he made Obamacare to punish Americans while giving Illegals free great health care, and making his buddies investing in health and insurance stocks rich beyond their wildest dreams.

Trump knows what he did, that's why he put a stop to it, and the Assholes he runs with.
858   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 22, 6:16am  

marcus says
Here is an interesting variation on a famous thought experiment in philosophy/ethics:


That's the difference in the Right and Left, we don't bother with very highly unlikely. There's no correlation here. And Abortion is still murder, not a vat of fertilized embryos.
God I can't believe I'm explaining this to an educator.
860   CBOEtrader   2019 May 22, 7:37am  

marcus says
Yes there are some pretty young women in hillbilly country.


This is an impressive level of smugnorance.
861   Tenpoundbass   2019 May 22, 7:37am  

marcus says
A fertilized embryo is a fertilized embryo.


The vat of fertilized embryos is the Problem. The immorality of that concept is already baked in, long before it's placed on the railroad tracks.
The Vat of fertilized embryos is probably John Pedosa's secret party stash for Epstein's Island, Bohemian Grove, and Bildaberg Hootenanny, and other Cretin Liberal Statanic rituals.
That Vat of fertilized embryos should be destroyed it's an abomination. It was probably a Pro Lifer that put them on the train track, so don't disturb them.
870   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 May 22, 12:19pm  

marcus says


What new interventions did Trump start?

How many new interventions did Obama start?

Thanks!
872   socal2   2019 May 22, 12:51pm  

Heraclitusstudent says


You understand the difference between an unfertilized egg and a fetus?
873   Heraclitusstudent   2019 May 22, 12:57pm  

You understand the difference between a meme and a philosophical discussion?
874   socal2   2019 May 22, 1:04pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
ou understand the difference between a meme and a philosophical discussion?


Sure - but if a meme like the one you posted mocking Alabamans as being biologically ignorant about the differences between unfertilized eggs and fetuses- shouldn't the meme be biologically/scientifically accurate and not appear totally ignorant or hypocritical?
875   Heraclitusstudent   2019 May 22, 3:00pm  

socal2 says
mocking Alabamans as being biologically ignorant about the differences between unfertilized eggs and fetuses

So you're saying.... if it was a fertilized egg, it would be a chicken?
877   mell   2019 May 22, 4:47pm  

d6rB says

lol. so true

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