Trump Secures Unlimited Chips And Salsa In Mexican Trade Deal
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a long discussion with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, President Donald Trump has announced the details of a new trade deal with Mexico that will replace NAFTA. The highlight of the deal was securing Americans unlimited chips and salsa.
“Yeah, you heard that right: unlimited,” Trump gloated to the press. “The Mexicans wanted it to be one bowl of chips per customer and $1.25 for each bowl after that, but I said no way. All the chips and salsa we can eat, or I walk.”
Trump then talked about the advantages of the deal, like filling up on chips and not even needing to get an expensive meal to go with them. The Democrats, though, were not as positive about the deal. “The chips are greasy,” said House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. “It’s just not healthy to eat so many of them.”
“The Democrats are losers,” Trump responded to the criticism in a tweet. “Who doesn’t like free chips? No one. Prepare for a red wave! A red wave of salsa!”
Further cementing the idea that the Democrats are the party of technocrats and snobs.
Bernie hasn't even run an ice-cream stand.
Warren is a lifelong academic.
Biden hasn't been right about anything in 40 years.
I think I will take my chances with a New York building developer who will have 4 years of experience as President successfully navigating against a corrupt and entrenched bureaucracy allied with our corrupt liberal media.
So Marcus knows Jon Stewart was in Washington earlier this week, but he thinks he paid the Senate a visit.
It was The House Judiciary Committee he sat in front of. And shamelessly chastised All of Congress for not being there, when it was the Democrat Congress Fagots that didn't bother to show up. Every Republican on that committee was present and accounted for. Though the Liberal MSM political Optics weren't giving that up. They only panned the cameras to the Democrat side which 80% of them were not present. The Republican side was never even shown. Then the House panel passes 9/11 victims fund bill the next day. Now you want to sit there and put this all on McConnel.?
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Read this again.
If *CNN*** can trace a meme maker within hours... why haven't *THEY*** found...
Who do you think "They" is, in this context?
It's a hyperbolic attempt by elites to mock populist challenges to their "expertise."
Further cementing the idea that the Democrats are the party of technocrats and snobs.
Trump Secures Unlimited Chips And Salsa In Mexican Trade Deal
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a long discussion with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, President Donald Trump has announced the details of a new trade deal with Mexico that will replace NAFTA. The highlight of the deal was securing Americans unlimited chips and salsa.
“Yeah, you heard that right: unlimited,” Trump gloated to the press. “The Mexicans wanted it to be one bowl of chips per customer and $1.25 for each bowl after that, but I said no way. All the chips and salsa we can eat, or I walk.”
Trump then talked about the advantages of the deal, like filling up on chips and not even needing to get an expensive meal to go with them. The Democrats, though, were not as positive about the deal. “The chips are greasy,” said House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. “It’s just not healthy to eat so many of them.”
“The Democrats are losers,” Trump responded to the criticism in a tweet. “Who doesn’t like free chips? No one. Prepare for a red wave! A red wave of salsa!”
Bernie hasn't even run an ice-cream stand.
Warren is a lifelong academic.
Biden hasn't been right about anything in 40 years.
I think I will take my chances with a New York building developer who will have 4 years of experience as President successfully navigating against a corrupt and entrenched bureaucracy allied with our corrupt liberal media.
This is exactly correct.
Trump won because of the sneering contempt for ordinary people by liberals. Especially for ordinary white people.
It was The House Judiciary Committee he sat in front of. And shamelessly chastised All of Congress for not being there, when it was the Democrat Congress Fagots that didn't bother to show up. Every Republican on that committee was present and accounted for. Though the Liberal MSM political Optics weren't giving that up. They only panned the cameras to the Democrat side which 80% of them were not present. The Republican side was never even shown. Then the House panel passes 9/11 victims fund bill the next day.
Now you want to sit there and put this all on McConnel.?
marcus says
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