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Who the fuck is "David Cross"?

Hugolas_Madurez says

Who the fuck is "David Cross"?

Probably some irrelevant Blue Checkmark, some Buzzfeed writer who has a PhD in Film Studies or a Masters in Creative Writing who has had all of his movie scripts rejected but successfully submitted one or two skits to some Comedy Show.

McSweeney's has also suffered from the Dearth of Comedy TDS Effect.

Hugolas_Madurez says

Who the fuck is "David Cross"?

HonkpilledMaster says

Probably some irrelevant Blue Checkmark, some Buzzfeed writer who has a PhD in Film Studies or a Masters in Creative Writing who has had all of his movie scripts rejected but successfully submitted one or two skits to some Comedy Show.

You're not as far off as you might have thought--surprisingly he's not one of the more successful Cadillac dealers in the nation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cross

P N Dr Lo R says

You're not as far off as you might have thought--surprisingly he's not one of the more successful Cadillac dealers in the nation:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cross

Long story short: it's just another clown who has become one right out of diapers (at 17) and clowning is pretty much all he's been doing through his whole life. Yawn.

Let's trade. Abolish the Thirteenth Amendment in exchange for men's/transgender's rights to have their balls waxed with happy endings at all 'prejudiced' female waxing parlors.

HEYYOU says

"May I remind you that the interest expense on $22 trillion at 5% is roughly $1.2 trillion a year, or approximately one quarter of the entire Federal Budget? It's more than Social Security or Defense. It's approximately equal to Medicare and Medicaid combined.

Anyone who supports Republican or Democrat spendthrifts is an idiot.

"Yet many of the reporters do share a worldview":

Brainwashed elitist LibbyFucks with worthless degrees whoring themselves out to an Agitprop master for pay

"Most live in large metropolitan areas on the East Coast, where they ride public transportation with people who aren’t like them, where there are large minority populations and LGBTQ neighborhoods and restaurants serving Ethiopian food or regional Chinese – which they can probably get delivered to their apartments at midnight, when they’re still working on a story":

They ensconce themselves in some segregated ivory tower enclave after surveying the overflowing human effluvium whom they regard as servants, fabricating a tapestry of delusional political idealism.

There, fixed part of it.

Not a problem if you paid cash for your house and can drop your insurance.

Idiots! We loath Idiots. We love Patriots of every color and religion.

We don't deal in exceptional rights for anyone. Everyone is equal, not a special class that deserves protection from made up issues.

Speaking of Idiots, I thought you would have changed by now, but your still nonsensical hysteria with no purpose or direction.

Bye bye now.

Whaaaaaa whaaaaaaaa. I should be able to break the law and do whatever I want. Whaaaaaaa. Why do liberal stupid fucks want to bring down western society? Is it envy or greed?

Whaaaaaaaaaaa

WineHorror1 says

Why do liberal stupid fucks want to bring down western society? Is it envy or greed?

Both

jazz_music says

Libtard Schmibtard you can't be that dumb. There's no war against Trump. MSM loves Trump. You don't believe something just because this cult figurehead says so do you? That's retarded. Do you hand over independent thinking so easily?

Classic Gaslighting Statement right there.

Tim Aurora says

Irrelevant to the current topic. Start a new topic on them and then argue that,

Absolutely relevant, given how this thread has evolved right from the first reply.

Tim Aurora says

many of the smart people in his cabinet have left

Weren’t these the same people you were calling swamp creatures and extolling their character flaws and obnoxious personal histories before they resigned?
Do you have a point? Or is this just more ORANGEMANBAD?

Tim Aurora says

I want this thread to be focused

Good luck with that.

Best is relative at best.

Tim Aurora says

Trump either hired too dumb people that he had to fire due to their incompetency or he could not get along with smart people.

You have to consider that we had Hillary and the lapdog Media calling Trump a Russia asset within days of winning the election - so why would Republicans and Never-Trumpers want to be tied to an administration that they thought would be impeached within the first few months?

Even the total hacks at Politifact admit that it is "half true" that Democrats have done a bang-up job slow walking and blocking many of Trump's appointments.
https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2018/mar/16/donald-trump/why-trump-appointments-have-lagged-behind-other-pr/

Who wants to sit through Senate hearing with total morons like Kamala Harris and Corey Booker calling you a racist rapist like they did with Kavanaugh?

Tim Aurora says

Trump either hired too dumb people that he had to fire due to their incompetency or he could not get along with smart people.

Which President in your lifetime has hired the smartest and best people? And how have these hirings and firings actually influenced anything you do on a day to day basis? If you have a retirement account, you can't complain about that.

Obama could barely get the Dow back to prior peak levels in his two terms. Yes, there was a fucked up situation, but his smart people sure did take a long time to figure out what to do. Almost a solid 8 years.

Bush, well, I think most of us will agree Bush was a disaster. Seems like a nice guy though I guess.

I'm too young to fully comprehend Clinton. But he rode the wave of the internet becoming more mainstream and boomers entering their prime income earning years. The dumbest people weren't going to stop that growth.

Too much weight is put on what the President does. You've got a president that many in the Republican party hate him and the Democrats outright despise him. I can't really complain about the economy and anyone I know that is honest doesn't either. What is the actual problem? What has gotten worse for anyone here, not emotionally, that the president caused as an individual in that position?

Trump keeps on triggering people by refusing to accept a liar’s version of reality! People who have carefully constructed world views which cast themselves as the healthy at every size, trans-activist, gynocentric HEROES of their own personal demesne are extremely vulnerable to healthy doses of the Truth which is that they are not special but broken, not heroic but whiny, and not oppressed but merely stupid and lazy.
That kind of truth is like Saharan sunlight to a vampire. It absolutely destroys them!

Well, we know this isn't true. Mifsud and Downer, both Five Eyes Employees, tried to introduce Papadopoulos to "Putin's Niece", and he wasn't buying it.

It is amazing how much Trump gets done. Left tries to hide that fact, but Trump is like a machine just getting things done one by one. You won't hear about that on liberal media, they spend all time too busy trying to program their cohorts to hate Trump using trigger words. Liberals like to live in the fantasy world, not reality. Just tell those snowflakes that Trump is getting things done and point out the facts, they'll just ignore reality and scream about some irrelevant shit.

Trump is a great president!

Update Mid-2019: The Mueller Report has been out for months, he's testified twice, impeachment is going nowhere, and his report was such a BOMBSHELL he couldn't remember what was in it.

Meanwhile, Trump is still President.

Tim Aurora says

Finally , the beginning of the End

jazz_music says

Let’s talk about the alleged collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia-linked figures. The two sides had at least 70 publicly reported contacts in 2016, and two Trump aides have pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about those communications. If there is an innocent explanation, what could it possibly be?

Sadly, the explanation is that politics and media got a bit carried away with their accusations and desires and wasted years of our time.

HEYYOU says

“Off-shoring” US industry jacked up corporate profits while it decimated working class livelihoods. In return, that large demographic got “bargain shopping” at Walmart, a life of ever-upward revolving debt, and dead downtowns.

That much is true.

And that's how Trump got elected.

Now the economy is booming under Trump. It doesn't show any signs of slowing down.

GDP needs to grow annually by at least 3%, its now around 2.6% albeit better than Obamas 8 years. A lot of the latest growth was due to increase in government spending.

Debt to GDP ratio has to start trending down from +100% levels. Its now 106% and its been above 100% since 2012.

I watch that channel!!!

50.3% poverty rate!

You know it's bad when you see the rats out in the daytime like that.
Normally I don't see them at all until after dark.

That rat looks homeless.

jazz_music says

The committee has obtained direct evidence that multiple high-level White House officials have been violating the Presidential Records Act by using personal email accounts,

LOCK HER UP!

Yeah but he was so much older then, he's younger than that now.

jazz_music says

Impeachment support has moved way past the people you'd expect

What high crime or misdemeanor did Trumo commit?

If leftists didn't harass Trump everywhere he goes, the security costs of his outing would be greatly reduced.

zzyzzx says

50.3% poverty rate!

That rat looks like part of the 50.3% that are in poverty, which is weird because he/she/"ze" has a huge pile of some of the richest garbage on earth in which to forage. Are the human inhabitants of that city doing any better?

Here's what I would like to see come out of the Russia witch hunt.
Since Nadler and Cummings has been obstructing Justice since the beginning. I would like to see them two get framed up for everything as the masterminds. Then I would also like to see all of the Commies working in the State Department we saw that made everything possible. Also go to jail, Strozk, Pencil Neck and Rosenstien.
We still expose The Obama's and Clinton's and all of the bad actors. Fire all of the Deep State and run the whole lot out of town on a poll. But the only people who go to jail would be Nadler, Cummings and the socialists, that did everyone's bidding. I would like to see Brennan have to take out Soros to avoid jail, and Clapper Testify how it was all Nadler and Cumming's fault.

So my friend Tim told me last night. The Nadler hearing was boring and nothing came out of it. I asked him if he saw it, he did not. I said Tim they want you to think it was boring and nothing came out of it. I had him play the Sheila Jackson Lee video, then Nadler reading tea leaves saying Trump is guilty of not being exonerated. Then YouTube did something on its own, I didn't have to do anything. The next 6 videos were the best Republican questioning Mueller. Tim was riveted. And for the first time, was not itching to turn it off because he didn't like what he was hearing. He realized what a sham the whole thing was.

During the Jackson Lee and Nadler questioning. Tim kept saying, he's not senile he's very Nervous, He does not want to answer these questions. As Jordon, Gaetz, Rattcliffe, Gohmert, and Meadows questioned him. Tim said, that's why he was nervous. He knows the Democrats were forcing him to Lie. Tim said that on his own, I was floored.