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104378   RWSGFY   2019 Aug 7, 8:18am  

Reminds me of the conversation I had with a French dude while vacationing on Fiji: at the dinner table after learning that I'm an American he proclaimed that he would never visit US because of the fear of being gunned down at some public event. I said: "You mean something like what happened at Bataclan theatre in Paris? Do you feel the same about going home then?" He bleated something about it being "different" and quickly changed the subject.
104379   Onvacation   2019 Aug 7, 8:20am  

marcus says
When the year occurs (possibly 2019) that takes out the 2016 high, onvacation will have to come up with some different nonsensical reason to think whatever his overlords tell him to think.

We got a prediction! 2019 will (might) be warmer than 2016!

This prediction can be checked in 6 months. Michael Mann and Al Gore's predictions of doom have already failed.
104380   socal2   2019 Aug 7, 11:44am  

Run on this Democrats! We need to keep the Bureaucrats living the high life on our tax dollars in DC!
104381   Y   2019 Aug 7, 10:09pm  

just have everybody turn off their radios, neutralizing the fallout whereever it falls out...

HEYYOU says
"If either side - or both sides - detonates a nuke, prevailing weather patterns would carry the radioactive fallout to the west coast of the United States and Canada within 7 days.
104382   Ceffer   2019 Aug 7, 11:29pm  

"Camps for Comrade FaceFuck Pandertards Now!" Just being forced to be together is a fate worse than death.
104383   Tenpoundbass   2019 Aug 8, 7:11am  

He's a Republican of course he's prosecutable.

Democrat scofflaws dindu nuffin.
104384   zzyzzx   2019 Aug 8, 8:25am  

My idea of a "heavy clash" is something more like Kursk. Or maybe these two:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Plataea
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Leipzig
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Narva_(1944)
104385   Ceffer   2019 Aug 8, 10:13am  

If he agrees to change parties, the Clinton's will make certain the justice system forgets all about him and will hire him for the Clinton Foundation.
104386   HeadSet   2019 Aug 8, 10:22am  

How is this guy a "campaign icon?"
104387   ForcedTQ   2019 Aug 8, 2:08pm  

Your fantasy utopia is Idiocracy....
104388   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Aug 8, 2:15pm  

I bet leftists still don't see why most people will never vote for them.
104389   Ceffer   2019 Aug 8, 3:10pm  

Not to worry. LibbyFucks, CommieFucks, the Democratic Party and their captors in the intelligence agencies/FBI/Justice Department have plans to round up every crypto-KKK goose stepping Republican/Conservative and eliminate them with extreme prejudice in detainment camps so these social contaminants can no longer pollute the glories and insights of the Great Socialist Paradise.
104390   Ceffer   2019 Aug 8, 10:58pm  

The LibbyFucks keep packets of MAGA hats to put on every apprehended perp that gets a news shot now.

Is Walmart going to have bullet-pock mark-downs now on merchandise?
104391   Ceffer   2019 Aug 8, 11:04pm  

Do slip'n'falls on greasy blood get triple indemnity from dirtbag lawyer claims? If 400 pounders slide like bowling balls knocking down rack after rack of merchandise on the blood, do they get to keep all the stuff?
104392   Ceffer   2019 Aug 8, 11:06pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Correct!

As the Founding Fathers intended. Everybody loves a bonus discount.
104393   Ceffer   2019 Aug 8, 11:11pm  

If it can mow the lawn, too, and Alexia screams in pain at every shot, they will be on to something.
104394   RC2006   2019 Aug 9, 12:27pm  

LOL what you wrote was the first thing that came to mind when I read the title.
104395   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Aug 9, 12:32pm  

anyone who travels to US will have their social score reduced I assume?
104396   HeadSet   2019 Aug 9, 12:47pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Right, people in cars will be hopping curbs or just leaning out of their windows to push them over when they drive by them.


I plan to use a jousting stick.
104397   RC2006   2019 Aug 9, 12:51pm  

Just sit on them for free rides.
104398   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Aug 9, 1:22pm  

OccasionalCortex says
Trump-hating Bluetard Hawaii's economy is taking a hit a well!

In fact Trump's economy is taking a hit a well!
104399   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Aug 9, 1:27pm  

If you put one on its back, is it capable of flipping back, or will it stay stuck like a turtle?
104400   HeadSet   2019 Aug 9, 1:45pm  

All of this is wheeled vehicle stuff is a disappointment. What happened to those delivery drones that were supposed to be commonplace by now? Must have crashed into the self driving cars.
104401   zzyzzx   2019 Aug 9, 2:03pm  

I wonder how long it's going to take for Amazon to figure out not to send these things into Elijah Cummings district and similar places?
And yes they will be too stupid to figure this out in advance.

Plus I'd like to see how poorly they perform on wet and/or snowy roads or high wind.
104402   Tenpoundbass   2019 Aug 9, 4:03pm  

For a robotics tinkerer, those represent about $30,000 in free door to door hardware.

Order to be delivered to a random address, pull up in a van and just wait for all of those high tech ic boards, sensors, motors and wheels to show up.
One would need to know where to zap it with a taser to disable the GPS and telephony circuits.
104403   Ceffer   2019 Aug 9, 6:37pm  

Homeowners will kidnap the machines and hold them hostage, sending cell phone shots to Amazon with the robots screaming in pain and begging for freedom.

"Send me the money, or I'll send you another chip yanked from it's motherboard."
104404   steverbeaver   2019 Aug 9, 10:37pm  

LMAO I bet it was innocent but god damned that would be some funny lampoon.
104405   Ceffer   2019 Aug 9, 11:41pm  

Was Trump at the hospital with ICE to see which shooting victims needed to be transferred to detention centers? MAGA!
104406   Y   2019 Aug 10, 2:50pm  

Why do you hate the process of Natural Selection???
104407   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Aug 10, 2:52pm  

Black Culture is dangerous.
104408   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Aug 10, 2:56pm  

Like this and like that, yo.

Rat ta ta tat tat this town votes Democrat
104409   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Aug 10, 2:57pm  

Another White Supremacist Attack, yo hommies.

104410   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Aug 10, 2:59pm  

Dissed me Homes, Rat ta tat tat get out of jail early vote Democrat
104411   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Aug 10, 3:00pm  

You down with shootin' those Crips in the SUV?

Yeah you know Me!

Whitey oppressin' us and sheit.
104412   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Aug 10, 3:01pm  

Dice Game in Detroit?

Gotta be Romano, Silverstein, O'Donnelly, and Pfluffenmeister.

Couldn't be Jackson, Jamal, Leroy and LaToine.
104413   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Aug 10, 3:03pm  

Heeeeeere's Kaizen



They even have the pics in some of these articles. Clearly another White Supremacist Terrorist.
104414   Y   2019 Aug 10, 3:19pm  

Why do you think anyone would have a 'favorite'???
jazz_music says
What's your favorite mass shooting so far?
104415   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Aug 10, 6:07pm  

AF should write all headlines.
104416   Misc   2019 Aug 10, 11:01pm  

Seems to be some inconsistencies in the story. Both the headline and the first line of the story say the gunman was fatally shot by the police. However, later in the story it states that the suspect was arrested. Then there is the picture showing Kaizen alive. Unsure if this is Fake News or just sloppy reporting.
104417   Misc   2019 Aug 10, 11:32pm  

They are certain to be racist, as they will not go into certain neighborhoods.

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