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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,023,126 views  40,181 comments

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2504   Booger   2019 Sep 10, 5:58pm  

This one might take you a minute:
2506   Hircus   2019 Sep 10, 7:27pm  

marcus says


I dunno....

Trump supporters think America is doing great, and proudly smile when they see an American flag.

leftists are bitter, angry, fragile, outraged children that find the flag offensive, racist, and hurtful. They're angered and offended literally EVERYWHERE because they constantly teach each other to tune into things that will help anger them more (micro aggression everywhere, patriarcy, everything raycist, white privilege, fake police brutality against blacks, gender wage gap, gender discrimination to the extent that women should accept they will never equal a man no matter how hard they try) and see the world as a pessimistic, oppressive jail.
2507   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Sep 10, 7:51pm  

Makes you wonder why don’t they just commit a mass suicide and be done if world is such a bad place?

Hircus says
marcus says


I dunno....

Trump supporters think America is doing great, and proudly smile when they see an American flag.

leftists are bitter, angry, fragile, outraged children that find the flag offensive, racist, and hurtful. They're angered and offended literally EVERYWHERE because they constantly teach each other to tune into things that will help anger them more (micro aggression everywhere, patriarcy, everything raycist, white privilege, fake police brutality against blacks, gender wage gap, gender discrimination to the extent that women should accept they will never equal a man no matter how hard they try) and see the world as a pessimistic, oppressive jail.
2509   Patrick   2019 Sep 10, 10:36pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
Makes you wonder why don’t they just commit a mass suicide and be done if world is such a bad place?


Leftists are already committing mass suicide simply by leaving no descendants.
2510   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Sep 10, 11:07pm  

Trump supporters are outraged at the shrill nastiness of Democrats who still won't accept an election result, but personally are quite happy.

Patrick says
Leftists are already committing mass suicide simply by leaving no descendants.


Yep! "Two point one" doesn't tell the whole story...

http://www.sneps.net/research-interests/religious-demography

www.youtube.com/embed/H7vCDeKPRSo

2050 is the year that 40% of Europe is over 60 (not a typo). But 2050 is the peak birth year for "The Global South". We must control our borders now.

Before the Lebanese Civil War, 2/3rd of Lebanon was Christian. Today it is ~25%. A mixture of Jihad-caused Out-Migration and Low Birth Rates have depopulated Christians from Lebanon. The Christians started as both richer and more numerous; yet today the country is controlled by Shi'a Fundamentalists Hezbollah, who were less populous and much poorer than Christians in the 1970s. Lebanese Catholic girls only had two kids, and about a third of Fatimas fled abroad. Muslima had 5 kids, and stayed put.
2511   CBOEtrader   2019 Sep 11, 4:50am  

marcus says
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You guys crack me up. It's the information and you have the internet at your fingertips. Is it that you you allergic to facts or something ?

HeadSet says
Both are Socialists, and you know it.


Onvacation says
No. Nazis were socialists


Wtf ?


By the late 1920s, however, with the German economy in free fall, Hitler had enlisted support from wealthy industrialists who sought to pursue avowedly anti-socialist policies. Otto Strasser soon recognized that the Nazis were neither a party of socialists nor a party of workers, and in 1930 he broke away to form the anti-capitalist Schwarze Front (Black Front). Gregor remained the head of the left wing of the Nazi Party, but the lot for the ideological soul of the party had been cast.

Hitler allied himself with leaders of ...


This is pure desperation to change definitions. Do you have any actual facts to suggest nazis weren't socialists? What would you suggest they were? Nazis certainly were not free market proponents? Certainly not for individual liberty?

You: they didnt get along w other socialists.

Lol, welcome to socialism.
2512   Onvacation   2019 Sep 11, 5:54am  

marcus says
Hitler’s Third Reich had been born, and it was entirely fascist in character.

So you agree; the national socialists were socialists.
2513   Tenpoundbass   2019 Sep 11, 7:22am  

How is that projecting Liberal sins on America's best President since George Washington, working out for you pathetic Piss Stains?

Wope! What's this! Did we just pick up two Congressional seats that the Lying, Cheating, Miserable Liberals robbed the Republicans of in the 2018 midterms because Liberal Brown people can't count?
2514   CBOEtrader   2019 Sep 11, 7:29am  

marcus says
Socialism is not a synonym for dictatorship nor is it a synonym for fascism. We have different words for a reason. These words have definitions.


Ok, please define socialism, fascism, and totalitarianism. Nazi's were all 3. Fact.
2515   CBOEtrader   2019 Sep 11, 7:32am  

marcus says
Under fascism, corporations control the government, which is obviously the direction we and many other countries have been moving.


Yup, just much less so w Trump than Obama or Bush.

I'm glad we agree Obama is a fascist though.
2516   HeadSet   2019 Sep 11, 7:57am  

Under fascism, corporations control the government

Wrong. Under Fascism, government controls corporations. When corporations control government, that is good old fashion corruption.
2519   Onvacation   2019 Sep 11, 1:19pm  

marcus says
Under fascism, corporations control the government,

Really? So Krupp controlled Hitler and Beretta controlled Mussolini?

History says different.
2521   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Sep 11, 7:49pm  

CBOEtrader says
Lol, welcome to socialism.


The Soviets and the Chinese loved each other 1960-2010s. hahaha
2523   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Sep 11, 10:15pm  

marcus says
Do the Math. Gun Manufacturers. Tobacco companies.


I notice that the most anti-vape places aren't rural counties, but deep blue cities.

Probably dependent on Newport sales taxes from Blacks and Hipsters.
2525   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Sep 11, 10:21pm  

Actual 404 page from Trump website.


2527   Hircus   2019 Sep 11, 10:35pm  

HonkpilledMaster says
Actual 404 page from Trump website.


This is why he's a fuckin boss.
2528   Onvacation   2019 Sep 12, 9:05am  

marcus says

Who's your dog in the race?

I like Tulsi.
2531   Booger   2019 Sep 12, 12:51pm  

jazz_music says
A couple of you commenters here like porno too much.


Trump speeches give me an erection.
2532   Onvacation   2019 Sep 12, 4:55pm  

jazz_music says
How seriously should one take someone who is childish

Rather than attack personalities you should argue ideas.

Ignore works too.

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