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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,144,938 views  42,232 comments

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3047   Onvacation   2019 Oct 22, 8:20pm  

marcus says

Occasionally you find a humorous one.
3048   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 22, 11:44pm  

marcus says
I hope you don't think I have any fucking idea what you're talking about.

Oh dear.

Let me help with some K-12 Civics:

We only have a United States, instead of a Colonial Confederacy, because big states like VA and smaller ones like NJ/Delaware/etc. made a deal to have both a population based House and a 2-fixed-per-state Senate. Otherwise it would be have been "No Deal" as smaller states did not want to have large states always call the shots. It's called the Great Compromise, or the Connecticut Compromise (it being formulated by CT delegates to the Constitutional Convention) and I learned about it in Junior HS.
3049   socal2   2019 Oct 23, 9:24am  

marcus says
I learned about what we have the electoral college in junior high, or earlier too. Doesn't mean I think it works quite as planned today.


How so?

I'd argue it works much better today since we have huge concentrations of populations in 3 big cities.

Without the electoral college, Presidents would only have to campaign in California, New York and maybe Illinois and ignore the rest of the country.
3050   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 23, 11:32am  

marcus says
I learned about what we have the electoral college in junior high, or earlier too. Doesn't mean I think it works quite as planned today.


Yes, since it was in reference to this:

NoCoupForYou says
marcus says


Liberal Arts major: I read a bunch of books about Gender Fluidity, but I never learned about the Virginia and New Jersey Plans because of my narrow, illiberal education.


That you forgot to include it was in reference to. So the context was known: A Lib Arts major with no clue about the USA itself being a compromise.
3051   Onvacation   2019 Oct 23, 1:14pm  

marcus says

I learned about what we have the electoral college in junior high, or earlier too. Doesn't mean I think it works quite as planned today.

The electoral college works as planned. It stops the big states from IMPOSING their will on the smaller states.
3055   Tenpoundbass   2019 Oct 23, 7:36pm  

Eric Ciaramella was retained at the National Security Council in the Trump Admin,
and even promoted as
'Acting Senior Director for European and Russian Affairs'

under the suggestion (insistence?) of General McMaster,
Trump National Security Adviser

https://twitter.com/GregRubini
3056   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 23, 7:41pm  

That's on purpose, TPB. They are feeding him nonsense and laughing as he meets with WaPo and Schiff Staffers. I have little doubt he's the bogus Whistleblower, probably #1, maybe #2.

3057   Onvacation   2019 Oct 23, 9:31pm  

marcus says
I don't expect arrogant idiots to want to ever learn more than what they knew in junior high

Just becasue?
3058   Hircus   2019 Oct 23, 10:28pm  

marcus says
Besides, even if we weren't going to go to full popular vote, there would be ways to update the electoral college.


Why do you hate diversity of states? Why do you hate diversity of political ideology?

This isn't about doing what's in the interest of the majority - it's about making an INCLUSIVE country where people from all states matter. A country where things work equally well for ALL STATES. A country where ALL STATES feel EQUALLY welcome and EQUALLY valued. A country with equity we can be proud of.

We've been down this road before, where people argue that the nation should be tailored primarily to the citizens in the majority, because it should be proportional, and they outnumber the minorities. But, if we did that, then it would hurt diversity, and diversity is our strength!

Bigot!!!

3059   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 24, 1:23am  

marcus says
But if you ever feel like updating your understanding there are people out there who have thought about this a lot, not just the history of the beginning of the electoral college system, but what has happened since, such as the winner takes all aspect of electors votes, and the fact that electors simply go along with their party. This isn't even close to what was relevant or intended when the system was formed.



We have a FEDERAL system. A balance between State representation, and the people as a whole. States are entirely free to determine how their electors are assigned.

Let's see California and New York and Illinois put their money where their mouth is first, show leadership and integrity, lead by example -

and assign electoral votes the way Maine does, proportional to the state popular vote

That means of course the 55 California Electoral votes won't all go to Hillary Clinton or whomever the Dems end up nominating. probably 20-25 would go to Trump.

The current system is vastly superior to a simple majority of the popular vote, since it forces politicians to consider broad groups of people, such as in large swing states, rather than just promising the world to one group and entirely ignoring another.
3060   WookieMan   2019 Oct 24, 6:09am  

socal2 says
Without the electoral college, Presidents would only have to campaign in California, New York and maybe Illinois and ignore the rest of the country.

marcus says
How do you figure ? IF It was simply the popular vote, the sum of NY City, Los Angeles and Chicago's population is something like 15 million out of 320 million of the US. THat's not even one twentieth ?

You ignored that socal was talking about the states those cities reside in. I don't claim to know the others well, but know Chicago very well. The collar counties around Cook county almost are alway blue, so you can't just talk about the city itself.

I'm guessing this is likely true for other cities. The entire county is likely blue and the surrounding counties. LA County 10.16M. Since there are multiple counties, I looked up the NYC metropolitan area, almost certainly blue. 23.7M. Chicago metropolitan area has 9.5M. That's about 43M people and we haven't even touched SF and SD in CA. 4.7M for SF area and 3.3M for those two. So 51M people. And there's still millions of others in these 3 states.

No, you won't win the popular vote in a high turn out year, but constantly campaigning in those areas and pandering to their issues will likely get you 75% of the registered voters. Throw in 90% of college towns/cities across the country that have professors campaigning for you and there's probably another 20M people easy and you don't have to do anything.

Our country cannot be run based on a few poorly run cities is the point. Hence the electoral college. I know you know this, but it just didn't work out in 2016 and now it's become a problem. It will work out for the left at some point in the future and the right will go through the same pouting. It's honestly a brilliant system and should not change just because people can't be adults about their guy/gal/tranny losing.
3061   Onvacation   2019 Oct 24, 6:48am  

marcus says

I'm renaming this thread "Pathetic TDS Examples"
3062   zzyzzx   2019 Oct 24, 7:00am  

marcus says


I find this rather suspicious in that the handwriting and spacing and font and such all looks almost exactly the same. Even shit done by the same person, decades apart is going to look more different than those two posters.

That and she has aged poorly.
3068   richwicks   2019 Oct 24, 1:17pm  

marcus says


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flint_water_crisis

Can we stop pretending government actually gives a damned?
3069   richwicks   2019 Oct 24, 1:23pm  

marcus says


How about the time you were one of the very few people who was allowed to view the Zapruder film and lied on national television about what you saw?

www.youtube.com/embed/kiSoxFHyjGY

Seriously, folks, this was the beginning of Dan Rather's career as a "news" man on the national stage.

People are loathe to understand just how corrupt the establishment is to the point that it's amusing to me. I thought society would always be in denial 5 years ago, but I don't think that anymore.
3070   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 24, 2:24pm  

No Kavanaugh! MEN need to stop ABUSING their employees!

Hill is also accused of having a separate affair with her campaign finance director, Graham Kelly. According to text messages seen by DailyMail.com, Hill's relationship with Kelly was the final straw for Heslep, as he said he could accept his wife having a relationship with a woman, but not with another man. Pictured: Hill with Desjardins and Kelly in June of 2018
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7609835/Katie-Hill-seen-showing-Nazi-era-tattoo-smoking-BONG-NAKED.html




House Armed Service Committee
Subcommittee on Tactical Air & Land Forces
Subcommittee on Seapower and Projection Forces

No risk of Blackmail there!
3073   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 24, 5:54pm  

marcus says

Didn't the House already reject an impeachment vote a few months ago?

What House vote empowered this venue-shopping committee to meet in secret?

What specific law prohibits Congressmen from entering a session?

When you enter a room, and everybody scatters for the door, what was likely happening in there? Good things or bad things?
3077   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 24, 6:13pm  

marcus says


It's not access. It's to be able to have the impeachment hearing public, have it regularized with a vote from Congress, have it under the control of the Judiciary Committee where it belongs based on long precedent, and make sure the exculpatory evidence is heard, not just strategic selective leaks to place the President in the worst light.
3078   Tenpoundbass   2019 Oct 24, 7:14pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Eric Ciaramella was retained at the National Security Council in the Trump Admin,
and even promoted as
'Acting Senior Director for European and Russian Affairs'

under the suggestion (insistence?) of General McMaster,
Trump National Security Adviser

https://twitter.com/GregRubini
3079   Tenpoundbass   2019 Oct 24, 7:14pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Eric Ciaramella was retained at the National Security Council in the Trump Admin,
and even promoted as
'Acting Senior Director for European and Russian Affairs'

under the suggestion (insistence?) of General McMaster,
Trump National Security Adviser

https://twitter.com/GregRubini
Tenpoundbass says
3080   Onvacation   2019 Oct 25, 7:01am  

Orange Man Baaad!
3082   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Oct 25, 7:05pm  

marcus says

First, isn't it amazing the Senate is approving all these Judges? Thanks to the Democrats changing the rules when they held it?

There's one committee that should be involved in an ANY impeachment hearing - the JUDICIARY Committee. That is noted by pointed absense.

Hey Marcus, what vote set up Schiff's Committee?

Oh, they didn't want to put some of the purple state Dems on the record with voting impeachment, since Trump is over 65% with non-college males, amirite? Not good for Western PA or Maine.

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