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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,028,500 views  40,239 comments

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4590   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 21, 10:43am  

So will you admit you're a full of shit hack if none of these statutes are even mentioned?

marcus says
4591   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Jan 21, 11:16am  

"Because she was a liar. She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer, she conspired to violate the constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the Committee. and the rules of confidentiality."

Are these requirements to be a US president?
Or how did you end up in a competition between that lady and Trump in 2016?
4592   Bd6r   2020 Jan 21, 3:13pm  

4593   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 22, 6:22am  

marcus says
I get that you're making the best argument you can come up with.


I'm stating the facts I see, you are representing a narrative. A fake one at that.

There is no evidence of wrongdoing in the transcript or in Trumps actions. The house investigation was the most deeply biased, lacking of due process, railroading process I've ever seen in a supposedly fair country.

After not being able to respond and not being allowed to even have his lawyer present, it makes sense at some point for Trump to use his rights available to him to tell people to stop cooperating.

If the process has a right to hear from those individuals, they can take it to a judge. This happens in every case, in every court of law. It's called due process, which Trump was denied.

Let me ask you this, what would "prove" to you that Trump is innocent? See, I think people who are as far gone in CNN-lalaland as you are will NEVER see Trump as anything but guilty despite lack of evidence. As is, we have a total, and complete lack of evidence. We have a whistle blower and adam Schiff who most likely lied as per the inspector general's report, and adam Schiff who did lie with his re-enactment of the transcript.

The fact you think there is something there there now, tells me you are already lost.
4594   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 22, 7:02am  

marcus says
that in fact this situation
marcus says
all future Presidents should have card blanch to engage in treasonous or otherwise egregious crimes against the people


You are literally making this up. Trumps 1st job is to eliminate corruption and deal with foreign threats. We have evidence that crowdstrike and team, et all, attempted to influence our election in 2016. Trump is SUPPOSED to ask for the server and get a confirmation from their head of state to cooperate. THATS HIS FUCKING JOB.

You are seeing ghosts because orange man bad. You are seeing ghosts because CNN and adam Schiff told you to see ghosts. It all looks like fake news to bring down an elected official to the unbiased.

So, in YOUR world, you wanted every elected POTUS to be removed as soon as the other party gets a majority of the house. That's all this is. It's a political witchhunt, wherein the majority is throwing out all due process and abusing their power to overthrow the will of the people.

Yes, it would be best for everyone if this sham is immediately throwing out of the Senate.

History will remember the treasonous actions of adam schiff and his co-conspirators. It will also remember there is no evidence against Trump. Period.
4595   Patrick   2020 Jan 22, 7:05am  

It's worse than that even.

A lot of people are filled with such insane hatred and anger that they will actually kill anyone who points out the fact that Trump has been a good president by all objective measures: great economy, no new wars:

https://patrick.net/post/1329839/2020-01-22-central-florida-construction-worker-murders-pro-trump-boss
4596   HeadSet   2020 Jan 22, 7:09am  

And I'm not claiming expertise, but I can see that if they make the charges more general, they avoid arguments such as, "what he did may or may not have been wrong, but we have proven that it doesn't meet the technical definition of bribery. "

In other words, the Dems do not have a case. Laws have specific elements especially to avoid prosecutions on "I feel" he violated the law. For example, rape is a type of sexual assault initiated by one or more persons against another person without that person's consent. "Without consent" can include use of force, intimidation, incapacitated, or a minor not legally able to give consent. A prosecutor cannot charge rape on someone because the prosecutor "feels" that a man who implied he loved the girl just to get sex is the same as rape.
4597   Bd6r   2020 Jan 22, 8:16am  

Patrick says
A lot of people are filled with such insane hatred and anger that they will actually kill anyone who points out the fact that Trump has been a good president by all objective measures: great economy, no new wars:

Violence in name of peace and tolerance
4598   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 22, 11:16pm  

Marcus, I feel for you. You've totally lost it. TDS cant go any higher. Seek immediate help
4599   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 23, 6:42am  

marcus says
:

This really did happen today.





I dont watch lying CNN, so I had to google this. Dude, it's another mind reading based lie. You have been lied to and dont care, again.
4600   Patrick   2020 Jan 23, 7:13am  

Thing is, Trump doesn't hold "hate rallies".

marcus says
only someone that is an off the charts hate filled scumbag could tolerate that cringe inducing moronic buffoon being President


This too is a false accusation. I think there are a lot of very good reasons to support Trump, the primary ones being the most excellent economy and the lack of any new wars.

The only hate I see is hate for Trump, which is truly extreme.

Why such hate? I don't understand it well, and can only assume it's really fear. But fear of what, exactly?
4601   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 23, 7:35am  

marcus says
When I read about a verbatim quote from Trump


Where is the verbatim quote? Listen to the entire thing. He isnt saying anything close to your interpretation of what hes saying. But sure, you can read minds so you must be right.

This entire impeachment is a mind reading demonstration. Trump didnt do anything wrong, or even out of the ordinary... BUT we can read minds so we KNOW trump wasnt interested in finding corruption like he said, no no. He actually just wants to smear his extreme underdog political oppponent. That must be it. Orange man obviously bad. IMPEACH!
4602   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 23, 7:46am  

CBOEtrader says
adam Schiff who did lie with his re-enactment of the transcript.


That wasn't a lie, it was a Parody!
4604   Onvacation   2020 Jan 23, 7:52am  

marcus says
We are the laughing stock of the world.

Speak for yourself.

Who cares what people in shitholistan think.
4605   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 23, 8:09am  

What's the truth, I'm confused?

"We had a new government in the Gambia Of Europe, let's vet them for corruption before we turn over the aid money"

Now, for the Obama Administration, that wasn't an issue, especially since they were colluding with the old government for dirt on political opponents.

Also, even IF it had been "You get the aid when you do X for the USA"... it's still NOT quid pro quo, since

1. That's a routine norm throughout all human history (IE You get this subsidy as long as you fight King Louis, or "You vote with us at the UN")
2. It's for the United States, not for Donald Trump personally.
2b. The Dems don't have a shred of evidence of the above
3. The only personal quid pro quo involving Ukraine was Biden threatening Porky to fire a prosecutor looking into his Son's Company or he'd hold back Aid. That's actually self-admitted by Joe Biden himself.
4606   Onvacation   2020 Jan 23, 8:16am  

marcus says

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DISINGENUOUS BULSHIT.

Triggered, aren't we.
4607   Onvacation   2020 Jan 23, 8:17am  

marcus says
someone that is an off the charts hate filled scumbag could tolerate that cringe inducing moronic buffoon being President.

Projecting.
4608   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 23, 8:18am  

Onvacation says
marcus says

FUCK YOU AND YOUR DISINGENUOUS BULSHIT.

Triggered, aren't we.


This was his reaction to "Everyone deserves due process"
4609   Onvacation   2020 Jan 23, 8:19am  

CBOEtrader says
Marcus, I feel for you. You've totally lost it. TDS cant go any higher. Seek immediate help

Second this. What makes some people so hateful?
4610   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 23, 8:23am  

The Democrat House would not give us lawyers, or not one witness, but now demand that the Republican Senate produce the witnesses that the House never sought, or even asked for? They had their chance, but pretended to rush. Most unfair & corrupt hearing in Congressional history!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 23, 2020
4614   Onvacation   2020 Jan 24, 6:39am  

marcus says
:

TDS knows no reality.
4615   HeadSet   2020 Jan 24, 6:58am  

About the recent Richmond, VA, 1st Amendment rally:

4618   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 24, 11:36am  

marcus says


Marcus if you love your healthcare so much please feel free to send me $3,000 a month. I'll give you the same coverage.
You pay me premiums, and I'll even let you use any Doctor you want. When they send me the bill, I'll just forward it to you.
BUT! If you miss a premium payment, I'm sorry but I'll have to cut you off the plan and let you pay the Doctor bill directly rather than getting from me a few months later.
4619   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 24, 11:50am  

It's like Jonathan haidt observed. The left neither understands nor empathizes with the right, but the right is capable of both for the left.

Sad.
4625   Onvacation   2020 Jan 24, 6:48pm  

Tenpoundbass says

"BUT YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!"
4627   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 24, 8:35pm  

Onvacation says
"BUT YOU'RE A WHITE MALE!"


As weird as it may sound. I hate the self loathing White Liberals, just as much as they hate their race.
So yes this meme is not only true it's a Paradox.
4628   HeadSet   2020 Jan 24, 9:25pm  

So "White Male" is a bigger crime than "black mail."
4629   Bd6r   2020 Jan 25, 7:44am  

Is it true that wall would cost less than a website? @Tenpoundbass, have you sen the numbers? It would be a fantastic talking point if it was true, as opposed to being a rumor on internets.

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