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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,143,777 views  42,223 comments

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4695   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 29, 2:43am  

marcus says
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What is "IT" marcus?

Your mind has been propagandized w slippery words, slippery concepts, so as to allow you to do these mental gymnastics w your thoughts. Its deeply illogical and you refuse to see it.

Sad.
4696   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 29, 3:23am  

marcus says
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It's not too late
4697   Onvacation   2020 Jan 29, 5:37am  

CBOEtrader says
marcus says
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What is "IT" marcus?

Your mind has been propagandized w slippery words, slippery concepts, so as to allow you to do these mental gymnastics w your thoughts. Its deeply illogical and you refuse to see it.

Sad.

So sad.
4699   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 29, 7:35am  

CBOEtrader says
What is "IT" marcus?


Trump's Crime?

What is it?

What's it?

www.youtube.com/embed/ZG_k5CSYKhg
4700   Onvacation   2020 Jan 29, 8:22am  

marcus says
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If you're afraid of witnesses you never should have started the impeachment.
4701   Onvacation   2020 Jan 29, 8:23am  

marcus says
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I doubt if the world gets that bad.
4704   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 29, 3:59pm  

Cat turd strikes again

4705   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 29, 4:11pm  

Onvacation says
marcus says
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I doubt if the world gets that bad.


At least this meme spreads an important message. The next guy in office will be playing for a different team. Dont let these asshats pass legislation like the patriot act or continue using FISA courts.
4709   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 29, 7:46pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Ok, then why doesnt Trump do an executive order to remove it?
4710   HeadSet   2020 Jan 29, 7:58pm  

Ok, then why doesnt Trump do an executive order to remove it?

If it is a Bill passed by Congress and signed into law by Obama, Trump cannot remove it with an executive order.
4713   CBOEtrader   2020 Jan 30, 6:25am  

marcus says
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Why is the left so righteous in their hate?

Its the most disgusting behavior we have in modern society. What fucking hypocrites
4714   Patrick   2020 Jan 30, 7:52am  

CBOEtrader says
Why is the left so righteous in their hate?


The left is extremely racist. But they comfort themselves with the thought that they are racist against white people, so it's OK.
4715   Onvacation   2020 Jan 30, 7:52am  

marcus says
Trump is the best President in their lifetime.

Not such a big deal considering the competition.

Who's your candidate for 2020?

Not expecting a cogent answer.
4716   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 30, 8:35am  

I'm waiting for Bernie to beat Biden in many states, and then the DNC changing the rules to rig the Primary, and then demanding all the Bernie Bros shut up and vote Biden.

Of course, Biden isn't a strong candidate either.
4717   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 30, 8:36am  

They might have to bring in the big cannon.

4718   RC2006   2020 Jan 30, 8:36am  

NoCoupForYou says
I'm waiting for Bernie to beat Biden in many states, and then the DNC changing the rules to rig the Primary, and then demanding all the Bernie Bros shut up and vote Biden.

Of course, Biden isn't a strong candidate either.


We all know the fix is in for Hildabeast.
4720   socal2   2020 Jan 30, 9:11am  

marcus says
It's nothing to be ashamed of.


I will take a coalition of Rednecks in the South with H.S. education a million times before the Bonkers party's coalition of:

- SJW shrews
- Race hustlers
- Feminists
- Beta Males
- Science deniers (there are a gazillion genders!!!)
- Anti-Semites
- Lazy/Corrupt Union goons
- Illegal Aliens
- Trannies
- Pedos
- Socialists

Did I miss anyone?
4721   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 30, 9:28am  

Pretty extensive, just one group missing?

- Open borders advocates
4722   HeadSet   2020 Jan 30, 12:06pm  

marcus says
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Self Righteous ? Disgusting ? I don't think so.

I think you should be proud of your countless brother and sisters in Appalachia and mobile home parks across the south, many of whom are high school graduates.


Calling others uneducated? One may point out that teachers tend to be those who graduate at the bottom 3rd of their class. And I may point out that even though I have an MA and a MS, I do not look down on "high school graduates" as quite a few have done well. It appears the vanity of education has convinced many a college attendee to forget they are still blockheads, with the vainest being those who could not master science/engineering and thus majored in Liberal Arts.
4723   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 30, 1:15pm  

Yes it's a real picture

4724   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 30, 1:17pm  

So this Cowboy picked up a barfly who'er and gets her home and she pulls down his pants, and he has a tattoo of Loretta Lynn on his right leg and a tat of Dolly Pardon on his left leg. She says wow tattoos! He said yeah, do you know who they are? She I'm not sure about the ones on the leg, but the one in the middle is Willy Nelson.


I don't know why he's mad at Republicans, it was the Clinton Administration that the IRS went after and broke him, and made him do three tours for free to pay back what they said he owed hem.

jazz_music says
4725   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 30, 2:34pm  

The Atlantic already had a piece today basically bemoaning impeachment, saying the Dems never found a "Hero" - apparently they are still protecting Eric Ciaramella for some reason - and that it'll be over by the weekend.

Well, add that to the rubbish pile of "WE GOT DRUMPF NOW... evil cackle "
4726   Onvacation   2020 Jan 30, 3:38pm  

jazz_music says

What is this thing called healthcare that the republicans are going to take away?

Is it a band aid to stop the bleeding or a cast so broken bones can heal? Is it screening so that we might catch diseases at the stage where their progress can be stopped. Is it good diet so that we are properly nourished and physical education so we don't become obese?

What is healthcare and how can the GOP take it from us?

Is it that card in our wallet that says we have paid our premiums and outlines how much our co-pay will be? Is it the overhead of insurance companies and management that must employ many that have nothing to do with treating patients? Is it that gun pointed through our wallet that forces us to pay so that everyone can have one of those cards?

How do you define health care and how can the government take it from us?

Mostly rhetorical but I would appreciate an answer.

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