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Fat Fuck is the new double-F word.

Women with the profile of a large guitar are not appealing to me.

You like the "string bass" bull fiddle look?

SunnyvaleCA says

RC2006 says

Horizontally challenged

I think you mean "horizontally endowed." Turn it into a positive! :-)



No, no. "Horizontally Endowed" should mean huge zoomers. If someone says, "You will like her, she is "horizontally endowed," I want to see bodacious tatas, not fat cow.

Lol, when did this become offensive? We freely discuss and say the word FAT around my 10/12 y/o kids when describing healthy and unhealthy people.

My in-laws are grotesquely overweight and my kids frequently identify them as FAT. They even laugh, because even their young minds know that you get FAT from eating SHIT all the time.

For what it's worth, we eat a non processed, real food diet. High in vegetables, moderate consumption of wild/grass fed organic meat. We make everything from scratch. Non of that boxed shit with high fructose corn syrup, fillers and sweeteners.

As you should!

It's a serious health risk.

My in-laws are grotesquely overweight and my kids frequently identify them as FAT.

If your in-laws are fat, but the wife is thin, that reinforces diet as the cause of porkiness. No 'scuses about "genetics" or "big boned."

Fat cunt.

Body Acceptance Activist? What is next, B.O. acceptance? Maybe nose picking, scratching, belching, and farting are natural body functions that should be welcomed among those that pride themselves as tolerant.

HeadSet says

Body Acceptance Activist? What is next, B.O. acceptance? Maybe nose picking, scratching, belching, and farting are natural body functions that should be welcomed among those that pride themselves as tolerant.

You forgot ass picking

You forgot ass picking

Included under "scratching." Unless you were referring to an ass not one's own.

The hot job of the 2020's - Body Acceptance Activist. People of color meet people of pounds.

Reminds me of the commercial where plus-sized model Ashley Graham is in a swimsuit on the beach, with several fit handsome men are going gaga over her attractiveness. The idea being of course, that even fat women can be beautiful. Then why not substitute the fit men with some big bellied pudgy dudes? Apparently the "fat acceptance" means tubbos just want attractive people to accept them, even when the tubbos themselves reject other tubbos.

www.youtube.com/embed/Vn58DdKko_M

Booger says

I imagine it is much harder to stand up while lugging several hundred pounds with you.

TV Alert!!!!

New season of The Biggest Loser has just started. This time on USA network.

www.youtube.com/embed/t2mU6USTBRE

I’m old enough to remember that it was rare to see a fat girl of college age.
These days it’s common.
I’m definitely a fat shamer type of guy.

Ceffer says

How about calling them Goodyears, after the blimps?

"I couldn't fuck that Goodyear with a twelve inch dick."

Ironic if spoken by a guy looking like the "Michelin Man."

The average girl is now 170+ lbs. That was an offensive tackle in high school not long ago.

Same fat women look upon short men in condescending way.

I suspect part of the Wuhan hype is the fact that this disease can be deadly to the obese and we have a large percentage of obese in this country.

Fat is such a huge comorbidity.

Land whale

zzyzzx says

Wow. Average women were a lot whiter back then too.

I love that video where a group of college students is addressed by a fat gay black guy, then struggle with political correctness when asked to describe him.

Then there's the cringe of Americans in literally any other country in the world reflexively calling a local black person African-American.

Automan Empire says

Then there's the cringe of Americans in literally any other country in the world reflexively calling a local black person African-American.

Here in the USA when people say they are African-Americans I'm tempted to ask them what country they came from ... then when they say they were born in America I can ask why they don't call themselves American-Americans. Why, if people DON'T want to be discriminated against do they insist on calling themselves out as "special"?

Automan Empire says

when asked to describe him.

I'd just make like I was being sucked into a Black Hole. Papers flying, cloths being ripped off, dragging desks, whatever...

And it would be soooo funeh even the black guy would laugh because he's probably not a leftist and has a sense of humor.

^^^ if the government were ACTUALLY interested in people's health, these doors would be mandatory everywhere. Seriously, obesity has got to be the #1 not-talked-about health problem in America.

It's too profitable to really do anything about it.

profit -> lobbyists -> Congressmen -> laws that favor status quo -> profit -> ...

Booger says

I always wanted to open up a nightclub with similar setup.