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It will happen. Let me describe the upcoming chain of events.
1)Bernie surges to a strong 30-35% of the vote, prompting Democrat establishment to panic and require Warren and Buttigieg to drop out so Bloomberg and Biden can consolidate moderate votes.
2)Someone refuses, probably Buttcrack, and the vote is permanently split.
3)Bernie wins most states but doesn’t get enough delegates to win the nomination in the first round in Milwaukee at the DNC.
4) A brokered convention is initiated, and the elites are now firmly in charge
5)Bloomberg is Chosen as the nominee
6)Bernie bros and gals go apeshit! Boycott election! Vow to start a New Democrat Socialists Party!
7)Bernie may or may not go along with this, as he’s proven susceptible to bribes, and Bloomberg has serious money.
8)the progressives persist and
9)Trump and the Republicans win an EPIC victory defeating Democrats across the board for the worst shellacking in history.
10) Progressives follow through on the schism, and America gets a new party.
11)politics is forever changed

Why would anyone stick around with losers, when we got a winner right here.

NOBODY approved of Trump's address, and EVERYBODY cheered insanely when Pelosi tore up the horrid, filthy, lying speech! Or so I heard from the mainstream press.

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

That and disbandment of social security. Burn senior citizens for energy and reduce fossil fuel consumption.

Social Security checks laced with ricin and fentanyl. One SS check and BLAMMO! No more tax sucking leach!

"Gollee! Now, we're going to have to make some other crock of shit about Trump and try to make it fly!"

OccasionalCortex says

Some goober on Twitter tried to spin this by saying, "Shows your ignorance by not knowing the difference between 'good landfills' and 'bad landfills'". I kid you not.

Stupid people trying to justify their own failures lol

Shaman says

11)politics is forever changed

You left out the Russian sponsored dark-horse Tulsi step.

I do wish Tulsi were still in it. Is she?

just_dregalicious says

ARLP is super duper cheap haha

Ha, got out when it was more than twice that, for a profit.

Barn homos. True story.

That kid's going places. Reminds me of a young Michael Moore. You know. Before he metamorphosed into Michael the Hutt.

I thought I heard something about her maybe running independent?

HeadSet says

The Dutch and English did fine centuries ago making windmills out of wood.

If aluminum was cheap and available would they have used wood?

I Swallowed a Red Pill says

What percentage of the excess CO2 in the atmosphere came from burning coal?

Most of it goes to plants. That's why America has more trees and the world is greener than ever.

Meh... who cares? Reducing CO2 per capita is fine and all, but the gross output still grows daily. Gotta stop pumping humans out. Dems should go hardcore green and push for abortion after the baby is born.... that would get everyone on board for the green new deal for sure. Maybe 6 months AB (after birth)?

In all seriousness, we have massive amounts of land. We're thousands of years away from landfills becoming any sort of an issue (a real issue, not faux outrage for the earthworms). Not promoting Malthusian ideology, but I just think the world is a better place with less humans. Most of which are dumb and shit outside.

How dare it?

Democrats again tried to steal votes from Bernie, read somewhere caucus app was tied to Buttigieg campaign or Hillary. Don't know if true, but not too far fetched either.

That video is the ultimate propaganda example for libs achieving political activist self actualization - they get to "educate" one of those "crazy religious bigots" by being friendly and morally superior while using phrases like "I understand", "I respect your opinion", "he's a human being", and "love is love". Especially the moment where she drew a line between herself and the bigot by saying "MY god says ...", implying the bigot worships a morally inferior version of god.

A lib earns like 5000 lib-points for partaking in an activist encounter like this. Her lib friends will probably praise her endlessly, saying cliche phrases like "oh, youre so brave, that bigot could have gotten violent"

Hircus says

That video is the ultimate propaganda example for libs achieving political activist self actualization - they get to "educate" one of those "crazy religious bigots" by being friendly and morally superior while using phrases like "I understand", "I respect your opinion", "he's a human being", and "love is love". Especially the moment where she drew a line between herself and the bigot by saying "MY god says ...", implying the bigot worships a morally inferior version of god.

A lib earns like 5000 lib-points for partaking in an activist encounter like this. Her lib friends will probably praise her endlessly, saying cliche phrases like "oh, youre so brave, that bigot could have gotten violent"

Yep, and funny enough all those arguments are easily defeated, so many obvious and glaring holes in them. will get destroyed if she argues with someone who isn't an unprepared kind of lost 80 year old grandma from Iowa.

I like the one "love is love", "pedophilia is pedophilia".

I Swallowed a Red Pill says

Dems should focus on getting the truth out there

"Dems and truth" should be in same sentence about as much as "trump and no hyperbole bordering on bullshit"

I Swallowed a Red Pill says

Of course it is a lie to say that he was exonerated (even acquitted is a stretch)

I Swallowed a Red Pill says

We all expect Trump to declare exoneration. Of course it is a lie to say that he was exonerated (even acquitted is a stretch) when many in his own party say that he did it and even that his actions are impeachable, but that they think the voters should decide. That is why Dems should focus on getting the truth out there.

Acquitted is the literal legal term when a trial finds you not guilty. 110% Accurate.

Although yes, exonerated is sounds better and more triggering.

Who cares? If you knew a farmer you’d know they’re idiots that leverage their land value to buy $80k trucks they don’t need. They’re cash flow poor and land rich and they don’t how the fuck to manage that.

HEYYOU says

WookieMan says

Maybe 6 months AB (after birth)?

There are many RepCons that need to be aborted.

80/20 rule. 80% of people are useless fucks. Rep/Dem included. Modern society can now sustain these useless people whereas they would have just died 150 years ago because they’re idiots.

Patrick says

I do wish Tulsi were still in it. Is she?

She got zero votes in the Iowa circus.

Is the exoneration in the room with you right now swallows?

The Iowa Caucus Kerfluffle is still on going, they are talking about recanvassing all over again.

Let them handle the entire Health Care System, over 10% of national GDP.

OccasionalCortex says

NoCoupForYou says

Let them handle the entire Health Care System, over 10% of national GDP.

Trump just used that line to blast the Dems this morning. He's totally unleashed now, btw. When you get the time, see the video. He even used SWEAR words. :)

do you have a link? I'd love to see it.

HeadSet says

I bet the app was probably built in a way where the elite that runs the party can skew the results in favor of candidate they want. It's a giant fucking club of assholes.

When you start a new job, but have to call in sick days during your first month on the job.

BREAKING: Hawaiian Judge rules all delegates in Iowa Caucus go to Biden.

/jk

Turn it around

That could be an oven mitt if you hollowed out the middle and lost the legs. Oven Mitt Romney!