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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,140,026 views  42,180 comments

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4957   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 10, 5:23pm  

Retarded Socialists hell bent on turning America Commie, pass laws that perverse and fucks up capitalism tuns it on its ass, and destroys the middle class.
So those sorry sons of bitches can extol the virtues of Socialism while they deride Capitalism.

The answer to our problems is quite simple. Vote the mother fuckers out. Clear the House, restore Sanity.
4959   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 10, 5:43pm  

Every Dime the Democrats get in donations, are from benefactors of the People Liberals polices set up to destroy the Middle Class.
The Left never proposes any solutions to ease regulations that cripples small players. The Liberals do everything in their power to destroy self made, small upward mobile people.
They are even creating legislation now to make the Gig Society illegal. Broward can't possibly get any more Left than it is. In the 35 years I have lived in South Florida. I have watched the State under Democrat leadership, the county, and the cities make it impossible for sub contractors. Now they are nothing more than exploited people who are underpaid by the monopolies that serve the verticals the Liberals created for them, for low wages. That's why they need foreign labor now, because all of the Americans have moved on from Trade and Service industries. It was 95% of all middle class income when I moved here in 1985.The only professions were Medical and Law. Everyone else either were entrepreneurs or self employed.
4961   Tenpoundbass   2020 Feb 10, 5:58pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Every Dime the Democrats get in donations, are from benefactors of the People Liberals polices set up to destroy the Middle Class.
The Left never proposes any solutions to ease regulations that cripples small players. The Liberals do everything in their power to destroy self made, small upward mobile people.
They are even creating legislation now to make the Gig Society illegal. Broward can't possibly get any more Left than it is. In the 35 years I have lived in South Florida. I have watched the State under Democrat leadership, the county, and the cities make it impossible for sub contractors. Now they are nothing more than exploited people who are underpaid by the monopolies that serve the verticals the Liberals created for them, for low wages. That's why they need foreign labor now, because all of the Americans have moved on from Trade and Service industries. It was 95% of all middle class income when I moved here in 1985.The only professions were Medical and Law. Everyone else either were entrepreneurs or self employed.
4962   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Feb 10, 6:15pm  

Acquitted is still your president lol.

jazz_music says
4967   Heraclitusstudent   2020 Feb 10, 10:54pm  

"I'll vote for the wolf. That will send the shepherd a message."

jazz_music says
4970   HeadSet   2020 Feb 11, 7:56am  

If you really want to compare the Impeachment to legal terms:

"Impeachment" means the President was charged.

"Acquittal" means he was found not guilty.

Mystery though, is that unlike Clinton, Trump was not charged with any actual crimes. Nebulous partisan crap like "Abuse of Power" and "Obstruction of Congress" was all the Dems had.
4973   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 11, 12:47pm  

jazz_music says
So for now we are fucked. After we ditch Trump, and as a direct result, we may be in better shape than ever to kill the cancer the Republican party has been on our country. But we still have to force the Democrats to start standing what the things they have been advertising all along instead of merely the lighter, more secretive version of corporatism.


The Democrats won't survive this election. The DNC will cheat Bernie bad, or Bernie will nomination : Either way Trump 2020.

Trump changed America Permanently. Obama is now too far right for Democrats.

www.youtube.com/embed/7NjdR_xxYB0
4974   WookieMan   2020 Feb 11, 12:53pm  

Patrick, don't take this as a knock on the site, but this thread has turned into a dumpster fire.... jesus. Everyone does realize no minds are going to be changed? I kind of thought the point of the thread was political humor. Post something humorous. We can agree or disagree if it's funny. This has now officially (more so than the past comments) become a divisive party line "I'm better than you, and you suck" thread.
4976   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 11, 12:56pm  

WookieMan says
Patrick, don't take this as a knock on the site, but this thread has turned into a dumpster fire.... jesus. Everyone does realize no minds are going to be changed? I kind of thought the point of the thread was political humor. Post something humorous. We can agree or disagree if it's funny. This has now officially (more so than the past comments) become a divisive party line "I'm better than you, and you suck" thread.


@Patrick, why not a 24 hour maximum 5-post limit in this thread?

That way when somebody goes on a freakout or rage-filled bender, it doesn't end up with endless unfunny memes. And then I don't feel obligated to respond tit-for-tat. hahaha
4977   Bd6r   2020 Feb 11, 12:59pm  

NoCoupForYou says
why not a 24 hour maximum 5-post limit in this thread?

bad idea, I think. Let people live out their TDS and/or love for Orange Jesus. Don't like thread, don't look at it.
4978   Bd6r   2020 Feb 11, 1:15pm  

jazz_music says
Tha coming election better be pivotal for all of us.

We will have one billionaire pitted against another...pivotal to see if Mr Shorty 0.5 oz soda or Orange man bad will win...
4979   WookieMan   2020 Feb 11, 1:41pm  

jazz_music says
WookieMan says
This has now officially (more so than the past comments) become a divisive party line "I'm better than you, and you suck" thread.
TPBs paedophelia comment to all liberals was certainly a blast from left field, eh? BTW Which I steered clear of because comments are only a problem if the recipient refuses to be stomped on.

I don't always agree with TPB. I may be stepping out of bounds site rules wise, but I sometimes think he's a bit looney. BUT, he also has valid opinions that most the time are reasonable, if not correct. And if/when I disagree, I'll ask a question. Same with Marcus. Same with you (which I think I'm on your ignore list).

Discourse can be tense but also polite. You will receive what you put out. If you act a fool that's how people will treat you. This thread has devolved into foolishness.
4980   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 11, 2:17pm  

jazz_music says
Yea, unfunny because they make your whole new wave fascist tribe look absurd


Which Democratic Candidate do you prefer?

Sure wish you and Marcus would take a stab, even a list of preferred candidates in a ranked order.
4981   WookieMan   2020 Feb 11, 2:51pm  

NoCoupForYou says
Sure wish you and Marcus would take a stab, even a list of preferred candidates in a ranked order.

Even someone not running for fucks sake! Tell us what you want and NOT mention Trump in it!

The problem is I think they like Trumps policy, they don't like his demeanor and personality. Which I'd actually agree with. Trump is a cunt. But he's doing something that no politician (he is now) has had the balls to do, hence why he got elected and will again. Nerds and wimps despise him. This is anecdotal fact.
4983   Onvacation   2020 Feb 11, 4:32pm  

jazz_music says
Like Mussolini
jazz_music says
Like Mussolini
jazz_music says
Like Mussolini

jazz_music says
Like Mussolini

jazz_music says
But we still have to force the Democrats to start standing what the things they have been advertising all along

So who are you voting for in the presidential election?
4984   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 11, 4:54pm  

jazz_music says
you fascist comedians are already crying about it.


Fascist Comedians? hahahahaha
4985   CBOEtrader   2020 Feb 11, 4:58pm  

NoCoupForYou says
jazz_music says
you fascist comedians are already crying about it.


Fascist Comedians? hahahahaha


Like Joe Rogan and Dave Chappelle
4986   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 11, 5:02pm  

This is comedy.



A Vermont Socialist, a Gay Mayor of a 3rd Tier City*, and a frumpy Minnesota Woman leading the pack so far. Trump better look out.

* Sorry, if you asked 100 people to name 10 US cities, lucky if South Bend was mentioned once. Really an exurb/satellite city. He must be the Deep State Candidate, the could-be-anybody candidate.
4987   Onvacation   2020 Feb 11, 5:44pm  

NoCoupForYou says


Had they let Tulsi debate she would be the front runner. She's still my girl in the primaries. I'd have to look at her platform before I voted for Trump if she was the dem candidate.
4988   Patrick   2020 Feb 11, 6:01pm  

rd6B says
Don't like thread, don't look at it.


That seems reasonable to me. I can see it's distracting to have a very active hate-filled thread on the home page, but once you know that's what it's about, why bother to look at it again?

The best solution to bad ideas is to ignore them. Replying or talking about them gives them free advertising.

I'm open to ideas about how to change the site though.
4989   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 11, 6:16pm  

Not belittling, it's a desperate intervention.
4990   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 11, 6:47pm  

Dude, that's over-the-top desperate, not funny. One of the key factors of the Left Can't Meme is overdependence on text rather than imagery.

You should be able to get it in a second or two, not have to scroll down a wall of words.

4991   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 11, 6:50pm  

This is a reasonably funny and proper meme: No paragraphs of text, simple picture.

4992   Bd6r   2020 Feb 11, 7:21pm  

4993   Onvacation   2020 Feb 12, 6:50am  

jazz_music says
Onvacation says
So who are you voting for in the presidential election?
Tell us about your mother.

Nicest woman you'd ever meet.

We have no real choices. The system is only going to let someone they want in. They must have wanted Trump because he is our president.

I heard that Trump was a hired actor paid to lose to Hillary.

It's all political theatre. They love it when we fight over the actors in the play while they continue to rape and pillage.
4994   Onvacation   2020 Feb 12, 6:53am  

jazz_music says
memes to belittle liberals.

At least they have iPhones and aren't starving. ⁸
4995   Onvacation   2020 Feb 12, 6:57am  

jazz_music says
Maybe you don’t think marcus and I have been attacked enough, or that the practice is still enjoyable.

I still enjoy mocking liberal inanity.
4996   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Feb 12, 9:23am  

Updated.

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