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HeadSet
2020 May 8, 2:11pm
HeadSet
2020 May 8, 2:11pm
This is why I live in a detachable house.
A "detachable" house? A Sikorsky Skycrane helicopter can move a detached section of your house to a temporary new location?
A "detachable" house? A Sikorsky Skycrane helicopter can move a detached section of your house to a temporary new location?
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Tenpoundbass
2020 May 8, 2:17pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 May 8, 2:17pm
Patrick says
Perfect name for a Quantum Computer programming language.
Think the unthinkable with Itheberg.
Perfect name for a Quantum Computer programming language.
Think the unthinkable with Itheberg.
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SunnyvaleCA
2020 May 8, 3:40pm
HeadSet says
This is why I live in a detachable house."Detachable house" is a euphemism for a trailer — can be detached from foundation and wheeled to a different trailer park.
A "detachable" house? A Sikorsky Skycrane helicopter can move a detached section of your house to a temporary new location?
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Bd6r
2020 May 8, 7:05pm
Bd6r
2020 May 8, 7:05pm
SunnyvaleCA says
How's redneck different from everyone else?
Our cars are on wheels, house rests on bricks, but for redneck it is the other way around.
A few other TX expressions:
He’s all hat and no cattle (have heard this about Bush Jr).
He chamber-of-commerced it (boasted).
She could start a fight in an empty house.
He’d argue with a wooden Indian.
Busy as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking convention.
He’s so country he thinks a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack.
He just fell off the watermelon truck.
Better to keep your mouth shut and seem a fool than to open it and remove all doubt (applies to 110% of patnetters).
She is more likely to shake than rattle.
He’ll squeeze a nickel till the buffalo screams.
Poor as a lizard-eating cat.
Hasn’t got a pot to pee in.
He ate so many armadillos when I was young, I still roll up into a ball when I hear a dog bark (poor).
Hot as a two-dollar whore on the Fourth of July.
She makes a hornet look cuddly.
Tired as a boomtown whore.
They call her “radio station” because anyone can pick her up, especially at night.
She’s just naturally horizontal.
She could talk a coon right out of a tree.
She speaks ten words a second, with gusts to fifty.
Anytime you happen to pass my house, I’d sure appreciate it.
What did you do with the money your mama gave you for singing lessons?
Were you raised in a barn?
Arguing with a wooden Indian.
He couldn’t get a date at the Chicken Ranch with a truckload of fryers.
Serious as the business end of a .45.
"Detachable house" is a euphemism for a trailer — can be detached from foundation and wheeled to a different trailer park.
How's redneck different from everyone else?
Our cars are on wheels, house rests on bricks, but for redneck it is the other way around.
A few other TX expressions:
He’s all hat and no cattle (have heard this about Bush Jr).
He chamber-of-commerced it (boasted).
She could start a fight in an empty house.
He’d argue with a wooden Indian.
Busy as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking convention.
He’s so country he thinks a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack.
He just fell off the watermelon truck.
Better to keep your mouth shut and seem a fool than to open it and remove all doubt (applies to 110% of patnetters).
She is more likely to shake than rattle.
He’ll squeeze a nickel till the buffalo screams.
Poor as a lizard-eating cat.
Hasn’t got a pot to pee in.
He ate so many armadillos when I was young, I still roll up into a ball when I hear a dog bark (poor).
Hot as a two-dollar whore on the Fourth of July.
She makes a hornet look cuddly.
Tired as a boomtown whore.
They call her “radio station” because anyone can pick her up, especially at night.
She’s just naturally horizontal.
She could talk a coon right out of a tree.
She speaks ten words a second, with gusts to fifty.
Anytime you happen to pass my house, I’d sure appreciate it.
What did you do with the money your mama gave you for singing lessons?
Were you raised in a barn?
Arguing with a wooden Indian.
He couldn’t get a date at the Chicken Ranch with a truckload of fryers.
Serious as the business end of a .45.
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rocketjoe79
2020 May 8, 7:45pm
rocketjoe79
2020 May 8, 7:45pm
You give that boy a bowling ball and a feather, and see which one he don't break first.
It's the least I can do for ya, on account of I always want to do the VERY least.
That boy is missing a few shirts in his closet. (Jack Reacher)
It's the least I can do for ya, on account of I always want to do the VERY least.
That boy is missing a few shirts in his closet. (Jack Reacher)
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SoTex
2020 May 8, 10:34pm
SoTex
2020 May 8, 10:34pm
rd6B says
Never felt bad about being in TX after visiting Western North Carolina.
Our cars are on wheels, house rests on bricks, but for redneck it is the other way around.
Never felt bad about being in TX after visiting Western North Carolina.
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Patrick
2020 May 16, 12:38pm
Patrick
2020 May 16, 12:38pm
Boris seems like basically a good guy. But I don't know all his policy details.
https://www.conservapedia.com/Boris_Johnson#Political_views
https://www.conservapedia.com/Boris_Johnson#Political_views
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HeadSet
2020 May 16, 1:55pm
HeadSet
2020 May 16, 1:55pm
Boris seems like basically a good guy. But I don't know all his policy details.
He ran for office as one who would curtail mass immigration, and then turned pro-immigration after elected.
He ran for office as one who would curtail mass immigration, and then turned pro-immigration after elected.
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