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WookieMan
2020 Jul 21, 3:48pm
WookieMan
2020 Jul 21, 3:48pm
Onvacation says
I fly Thursday morning. SW. Supposedly no middle seats or the capacity sold so middle seats would be empty. We'll see. 9am flight. I intend to be shit faced, lol. Gonna hit up the dispensary tomorrow and then do some morning drinking the day of the flight. I'm angry sober and somehow chill when I'm drunk. I think I get my temperature taken. That is going to piss me off, so I need to self medicate. TSA pisses me off enough and I have pre-check. Plus wife and 3 kids in tow, one which has only flown once.
I fly Thursday morning. SW. Supposedly no middle seats or the capacity sold so middle seats would be empty. We'll see. 9am flight. I intend to be shit faced, lol. Gonna hit up the dispensary tomorrow and then do some morning drinking the day of the flight. I'm angry sober and somehow chill when I'm drunk. I think I get my temperature taken. That is going to piss me off, so I need to self medicate. TSA pisses me off enough and I have pre-check. Plus wife and 3 kids in tow, one which has only flown once.
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Patrick
2020 Jul 22, 5:13pm
Patrick
2020 Jul 22, 5:13pm
That is a good summary of what happened.
Trump got elected. Democracy worked in spite of the media giving direct orders to vote for Hillary or else.
And the world did not end. Just the opposite. Things got a lot better under Trump. Military de-escalation, economic boom.
All the pent up leftist Democrat hate is now coming out as BLM violence (mostly by white people!) and demands to kill as many businesses as possible because of a virus that 99.7% of people survive no problem. In fact, 99% of the people who died from Wuhan virus had severe health issues to begin with.
Trump got elected. Democracy worked in spite of the media giving direct orders to vote for Hillary or else.
And the world did not end. Just the opposite. Things got a lot better under Trump. Military de-escalation, economic boom.
All the pent up leftist Democrat hate is now coming out as BLM violence (mostly by white people!) and demands to kill as many businesses as possible because of a virus that 99.7% of people survive no problem. In fact, 99% of the people who died from Wuhan virus had severe health issues to begin with.
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Onvacation
2020 Jul 22, 7:44pm
Onvacation
2020 Jul 22, 7:44pm
For you youngsters, that's Biden and Byrd, a high ranking member of the KKK. In his 2005 book, Robert C. Byrd: Child of the Appalachian Coalfields, Byrd recalled how his ability to quickly recruit 150 of his friends to the group impressed a top Klan official who told him, “You have a talent for leadership, Bob ... The country needs young men like you in the leadership of the nation.”
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Jul 22, 7:57pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Jul 22, 7:57pm
Patrick says
It ain't new. It began among mainlines who embraced "Higher Criticism" and disavowed the plain language of the Bible, esp. in Western Mass and Update NY. Same sort responsible for banning alcohol, abortion, and eugenics. Right after Civil War period. Many secret Lesbians in what they called "Boston Marriages" even though these women had lots of relatives and could afford to live alone with servants.
From about 1905:
It ain't new. It began among mainlines who embraced "Higher Criticism" and disavowed the plain language of the Bible, esp. in Western Mass and Update NY. Same sort responsible for banning alcohol, abortion, and eugenics. Right after Civil War period. Many secret Lesbians in what they called "Boston Marriages" even though these women had lots of relatives and could afford to live alone with servants.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 23, 9:53am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jul 23, 9:53am
Alright read 'em and weep I've got the royal flush hand, I win Internet for today.
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