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richwicks says

If it's Perl

People still use that crap?

Booger says

If voting by mail is totally safe and secure, why can't I buy guns online and have them shipped directly to my house without going through a FFL?

If voting is a right, and bearing arms is a right, why should you not have to show ID and submit to a background check before getting a ballot?

Not really funny but real.

just_passing_through says

richwicks says

If it's Perl

People still use that crap?

Haha, and it's terrible... Why?

I am fully aware of how difficult it is to debug a perl script and to make it secure. Perl is not a secure language, it is practically impossible to make it "bug free", however, for regular expressions - i.e. finding needles in haystacks, I have found nothing that comes close to it. For data mining, there's nothing that comes close.

Python is a distressingly slow language and not a replacement. And don't think I'm a lightweight in this area, I can write in ARM assembly - that's a beautiful machine language. A very elegant design, in my opinion the most intelligently designed architecture ever made. Programming assembly is a lost art though, I'm fully aware.

Perl is so versatile it can be TERRIBLY misused.

richwicks says

Programming assembly is a lost art though,

So is configuring DOS. I am thankful for tools that allow us to stay away from low level programming concerns.

Does anyone remember segment : offset addressing?

richwicks says

Perl is so versatile it can be TERRIBLY misused.

There ya go... That's the answer. That and it's shit to read.

I've been digging Rust lately.

richwicks says

just_passing_through says

richwicks says

If it's Perl

People still use that crap?

Haha, and it's terrible... Why?

I am fully aware of how difficult it is to debug a perl script and to make it secure. Perl is not a secure language, it is practically impossible to make it "bug free", however, for regular expressions - i.e. finding needles in haystacks, I have found nothing that comes close to it. For data mining, there's nothing that comes close.

Python is a distressingly slow language and not a replacement. And don't think I'm a lightweight in this area, I can write in ARM assembly - that's a beautiful machine language. A very elegant design, in my opinion the most intelligently designed architecture ever made. Programming assembly is a lost art though, I'm fully aware.

Perl is s...

I used to code in assembly for the commodore Amiga. Beautiful cisc processors those 68000 series with a rich instruction set plus a killer ide with devpac which made assembly almost as convenient as programming in C. Not to mention Amiga OS, one of the best OS ever written.

just_passing_through says

richwicks says

Perl is so versatile it can be TERRIBLY misused.

There ya go... That's the answer. That and it's shit to read.

I've been digging Rust lately.

Rust has great ideas but the syntax is overly complex. Plus I'm not convinced that the owner - borrower model which sits in between self memory management like C and modern GC in the end is that much faster than modern GCs to be worth it (though it's mostly the unpredictable timing of pauses not the overall speed which makes apps avoid GCs). But it's a great concept.

mell says

I used to code in assembly for the commodore Amiga. Beautiful cisc processors those 68000 series with a rich instruction set plus a killer ide with devpac which made assembly almost as convenient as programming in C. Not to mention Amiga OS, one of the best OS ever written.

Did you use AREXX? I used Amiga back in the day for Video Toaster work.

HeadSet says

mell says

I used to code in assembly for the commodore Amiga. Beautiful cisc processors those 68000 series with a rich instruction set plus a killer ide with devpac which made assembly almost as convenient as programming in C. Not to mention Amiga OS, one of the best OS ever written.

Did you use AREXX? I used Amiga back in the day for Video Toaster work.

Did mainly music and tried breaking copy protection and/or use interrupts to freeze OS/app/game state. Some graphics but no video. Good ole days.

https://babylonbee.com/news/santas-nice-list-sees-a-dump-of-138607-new-kids-overnight

Patrick says

And "Under New Management" from Chinese owned conglomerates.

When they ask you to wear a mask

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Dbr6 says

You know i saw fox this morning, they were very supportive of Trump. But again, it might be just show specific. Tucker hasn't changed.

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says

Tucker hasn't changed.

tucker is the only one I watch, the rest I can not stand

Booger says

pedal file or pedal folder?

thenuttyneutron says

pedal file or pedal folder?

pedealfile - pedophile.

I always have to think about things like those.

"I'm sofa king, we tard did" got me. Until I said it outloud I didn't hear it, then of course I did.

I know a lot of you people hate Jimmy Dore, but I found this hilarious.

www.youtube.com/embed/BCzxR-vo9nA

People thought that Trump was abrasive. He had the press, the leadership of both parties, the intelligence agencies, and a ton of celebrities libeling him, and slandering him for 4 years. Should Biden be placed into power, I think he's going to do as much damage to the establishment as Trump did, but Biden is going to do by being a complete asshole as a president.

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says

You know i saw fox this morning, they were very supportive of Trump. But again, it might be just show specific. Tucker hasn't changed.

Me AT GROCERY STORE:

Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.

Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Dont want it, I put it in my cart then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky?
Cashier : no words, confused look

Me AT DRIVE-THRU

Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.

Me in SOCIETY

Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow.
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid?

Me AT RESTAURANT:

Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.

SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.

Who thinks this stuff up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic

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