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SunnyvaleCA
2020 Dec 14, 12:42pm
Patrick says
Me AT GROCERY STORE: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?ApplePay is awesome. Double-push the watch button, hold near sensor, done. Another benefit is that you can authorize while the items are still being scanned.
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?Eh. I prefer to pack my own bags so I can organize the contents by where they go in my house. Plus, I feel embarrassed to appear to be so lazy they I'd stand around and let other people pack my own bags.
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
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richwicks
2020 Dec 14, 1:03pm
richwicks
2020 Dec 14, 1:03pm
SunnyvaleCA says
The point is, that all these precautions don't do anything but we all have to pretend they are effective in someway of preventing the supposed pandemic.
If there was a real pandemic, there would be bodies of homeless people stewn in the street. Are there?
Me AT GROCERY STORE: Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?ApplePay is awesome. Double-push the watch button, hold near sensor, done. Another benefit is that you can authorize while the items are still being scanned.
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?Eh. I prefer to pack my own bags so I can organize the contents by where they go in my house. Plus, I feel embarrassed to appear to be so lazy they I'd stand around and let other people pack my own bags.
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
The point is, that all these precautions don't do anything but we all have to pretend they are effective in someway of preventing the supposed pandemic.
If there was a real pandemic, there would be bodies of homeless people stewn in the street. Are there?
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HeadSet
2020 Dec 16, 4:52pm
HeadSet
2020 Dec 16, 4:52pm
That is insane. An honest paper would be asking why the probe was not revealed weeks BEFORE the election.
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