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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,074,547 views  41,377 comments

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8499   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 10, 1:27pm  

Adjusted for Narrative Accuracy...


8502   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 10, 3:14pm  

The sad part is, all Marcus had to go against Trump, was cartoons of Trump being a big fat orange crying baby, on Putin's shoulder being burped and pampered.

It must be nice to have the fucking luxry to protest the best Presidency in over 100 years, with nothing more than 4th grade potty humor.
Real fucking nice, it's a fucking shame Trump never gave them real problems.
8505   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Mar 10, 8:47pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Adjusted for Narrative Accuracy...




It is a fact that every man sees prince Harry as a pussywhipped submissive cuck.
8510   ChauvinsKnee   2021 Mar 11, 10:27am  


Everybody knows that this is a car wreck. The only person happy about it is Jimmy Carter because now he's got a shot at being the second-worst president of the last hundred years.
8511   Bd6r   2021 Mar 11, 3:19pm  

BuckFiden says

Everybody knows that this is a car wreck. The only person happy about it is Jimmy Carter because now he's got a shot at being the second-worst president of the last hundred years.

you forgot Obama and Shrub
8512   Patrick   2021 Mar 11, 5:43pm  

At least Carter didn't start a war like Bush did.
8515   richwicks   2021 Mar 12, 2:25pm  

Rb6d says
BuckFiden says

Everybody knows that this is a car wreck. The only person happy about it is Jimmy Carter because now he's got a shot at being the second-worst president of the last hundred years.

you forgot Obama and Shrub


People that say Jimmy Carter was the worst president in recent history have no appreciation of how ABYSMAL George W. Bush and Barack Obama were.

Of course, we didn't have 24x7 propaganda calling itself "news" back in 1976-1980.

It was William Clinton that allowed our news media system to be destroyed, he deregulated it. Before that, one group could only own a small percentage of anything calling itself news, and it was broken up by region.

Jimmy Carter was one of the BETTER presidents we had but we had lots of inflation, that's because the Federal Reserve bankrupted the country AGAIN in 1971 with the Nixon Shock.
8516   Bd6r   2021 Mar 12, 4:12pm  

richwicks says
Jimmy Carter was one of the BETTER presidents we had but we had lots of inflation, that's because the Federal Reserve bankrupted the country AGAIN in 1971 with the Nixon Shock.

have to agree with you on this. I don't think Carter started 20-year wars.
8517   Patrick   2021 Mar 12, 5:04pm  

richwicks says
It was William Clinton that allowed our news media system to be destroyed, he deregulated it. Before that, one group could only own a small percentage of anything calling itself news, and it was broken up by region.


I didn't know that, but it looks correct.

Makes a good post:

https://patrick.net/post/1338425/2021-03-13-deregulation-destroyed-objective-reporting
8518   richwicks   2021 Mar 12, 9:58pm  

Patrick says
richwicks says
It was William Clinton that allowed our news media system to be destroyed, he deregulated it. Before that, one group could only own a small percentage of anything calling itself news, and it was broken up by region.


I didn't know that, but it looks correct.

Makes a good post:

https://patrick.net/post/1338425/2021-03-13-deregulation-destroyed-objective-reporting


http://conartistskauai.info/pdf/1997-Clinton-nominates-Powells-son-to-FCC.PDF

I don't want to bore you with it, but there's no difference between the two parties. Clinton was a Neocon, Powell is a Neocon, his son was corrupt, all our politicians are corrupt.

Our government is just a group of crime families.

Doesn't matter, the FCC was bullshit to start with, the Internet replaced it, there is a takeover of that, we'll decentralize it.
8529   Kepi   2021 Mar 14, 1:01pm  

"money ain't for nothin' and your chicks for free."

Haha! Should I feel old about getting this one?
8530   mell   2021 Mar 14, 6:31pm  

Kepi says
"money ain't for nothin' and your chicks for free."

Haha! Should I feel old about getting this one?


One of the greatest bands musically speaking (though somewhat boring on the outside). We covered that song back in the days, always a good time.
8531   Patrick   2021 Mar 14, 6:47pm  

You were in a band?
8532   mell   2021 Mar 14, 7:22pm  

Patrick says
You were in a band?


Just school and student cover bands. The school band was Metallica, Pantera, Slayer, beastie boys, zz top and such, not particularly talented but loud and fun! We had a pretty Irish girl named Gaelle briefly who sung zombie by the cranberries very beautifully (I think she was also in a choir), made up for our lack of seriousness ;) The student band was more moderate stuff, a mix of covers from dire straits to Neil Young, ugly kid Joe, cameo, Doobie bros, nirvana, radiohead, oasis etc. Good times. There was a competing school band with much more talent who covered police etc., but they were mostly uncared for since we were the rebels and the punks went moshing nuts so that the janitor was instructed to cut off our power when the teachers had enough of us. We also rented a truck one night during a graduation party on the woods in the pouring rain and stayed under the cover until later that night when everyone was boozed up then they suddenly pulled the cover, turned the lights on and we opened with a brutally loud Marshall infused salvo of Slayer's skeletons of society. Beer bottles flew everywhere and there was an instant mosh pit in the rain. Shit like that would be impossible to pull off today.
8533   mell   2021 Mar 14, 7:27pm  

I will say one of the best songs to play live is Metallica's For whom the bell tolls. The guitar riffs are made for live shredding and the drummer can go apeshit on the drum break in between the verse lines (when vocals, guitars and base completely pull back).
8535   AmericanKulak   2021 Mar 14, 9:48pm  

Ha! MTV's old "theme" song now can't be played on that channel because of Dire Straits lyrics.

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