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WookieMan says

So my 40 year friend that got round one yesterday said her arm hurts pretty bad.

My 87 year old dad and 88 year old father in law both got 2 Pfizer shots over the last month and said it didn't bother them at all. Not even sore at the injection sites.

Whereas, one of my Karen neighbors who is in her early 50's got the first Moderna shot because she works at the Wild Animal Park and claims she was all run down for a day after the shot.

Protests against lockdowns in Austria:
https://archive.vn/HHctM

I had to get asssertive at a place we like and know the person who runs it. They were overrun and had an hour wait and I just arrived there standing on the public sidewalk where they have their tables. A friend had put in his name but we decided to go elsewhere so at this point I was not a customer but a free citizen on a walk. The waitress came by and the first thing she barks my way is " you have to keep your mask on if you're waiting here". So I explained to her that this is a public sidewalk and they can go fuck themselves. This is exactly where your freedoms start eroding and must be defended.

THE TRUTH BEHIND THE VACCINE TRIALS | INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM PLATFORM

Still no Tiffany.

mell says

So I explained to her that this is a public sidewalk and they can go fuck themselves. This is exactly where your freedoms start eroding and must be defended.

I agree!

I had to wait in line outside Trader Joe's yesterday and I will never put on a mask outdoors.

I'm looking forward to someone objecting. My first question is always "Why are you wearing a mask?" When they mumble something about Fauci, I refer them the NY Times Article of Feb 12, "Covid Absolutism" and the quote that there has been not one documented case of casual outdoor transmission anywhere in the world.

Maybe I should also point out that masks cause bacterial and fungal lung infections.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/04/150422121724.htm

https://thepostmillennial.com/69-year-old-covid-patient-dies-after-exhibiting-3-hour-erection

Booger says

https://thepostmillennial.com/69-year-old-covid-patient-dies-after-exhibiting-3-hour-erection

“Sedation with propofol and cisatracurium was initiated for ventilator compliance. Upon supination the following afternoon, nursing noted an erection. Ice packs were placed but the erection persisted over the following 3 h with rigidity of the corpora cavernosa and flaccid glans. Urology was consulted and genital ultrasound showed normal arterial and venous Doppler flow and compressible dorsal penile veins with no identified thrombosis."

Patrick says

“Sedation with propofol and cisatracurium was initiated for ventilator compliance. Upon supination the following afternoon, nursing noted an erection. Ice packs were placed but the erection persisted over the following 3 h with rigidity of the corpora cavernosa and flaccid glans. Urology was consulted and genital ultrasound showed normal arterial and venous Doppler flow and compressible dorsal penile veins with no identified thrombosis."

That is a seriously verbose way to say "A hot nurse walked in."

ANTHONY FAUCI ADMITS COVID SHOT IS NEW TECHNOLOGY BEING TESTED ON HUMANS IN LIVE TIME.

Fauci is a fraud.

I also heard an interview where Bill gates talked about the "programmability" of the experimental biologic agent making it easy to change for the next cold virus. Bill wants to vaccinate the world AND reduce world population an "echo friendly" half a billion.

It's been a year since the lockdown started. I am getting a bad feeling about what is next.

Onvacation says

Bill wants to vaccinate the world AND reduce world population an "echo friendly" half a billion.

I meant "Eco-friendly" but what I said works too.

Lol, true.

Gates just wants to hear an echo of his own opinions.

Certainly not the opinion that he is a criminal, which is my opinion.

Making everyone afraid gives the our owners power over us.

Power is money.

This will not end until we rise up and demand that they end their fraud. They are counting on millions of Karens to side with them out of fear, so it won't be easy.

SAME SCRIPT, SAME TACTICS, SAME PLAYERS - 10 YEARS PRIOR THEY TRIED THE SAME BUT FAILED

For those of you procrastinating:
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/03/17/irs-pushes-april-15-us-tax-deadline-to-may-17.html

Crap, I just filed, and I owed a bit.

Patrick says

Crap, I just filed, and I owed a bit.

I hate giving the government a free loan, but I won't ever owe again. We got hit with a ~$6k bill when we were about 28. We handled it, but it f'ing sucked. My wife's company hadn't been pulling out the correct amount that she listed on her W-4. I think whoever was in accounting completely fucked up the withholdings. I should have noticed on her checks it wasn't right, but I wasn't looking.

We're on spring break with a newborn, I file our taxes and dropped a check in the mail in Appalachicola, FL for about $5,800 and some change to the IRS. Fuck doing that again. That was almost double the cost of the vacation we were already on. I could pull cash from my work to cover it, but it sucked. Never again.

Booger says

For those of you procrastinating:
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/03/17/irs-pushes-april-15-us-tax-deadline-to-may-17.html

Good!

I really had to struggle philosophically where this one belonged. As it could fit in every satire and humor thread, even the Clown World.

https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/hormone-injection-covid-treatment/

Study Advocates Injecting Men With Female Hormones To Treat Covid.

"Funny" how they turned a new strain of the common cold into worldwide fascist dictatorships.

But not China. Their people have already been Tiananmen Squared and know their place.

Whatever government we end up with the productive lions and hyenas will thrive. Even the faster gazelles and antelopes will still find grassland, though it will be harder to graze peacefully. The slower ones in the herd, especially the ones who have been protesting for free shit and causing anarchy in our once beautiful cities, will be the first to the slaughter.

Will it be worth it to give in to tyranny if they clean up the streets and let us take off the mask and breathe fresh air again?

https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/krispy-kreme-promises-vaccinated-americans-one-free-doughnut-day-new-promotion

Locked-Down Americans Fatter-Than-Ever As Krispy Kreme Unveils 'Free-Donuts-For-The-Vaxxed' Promo

Booger says

https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/krispy-kreme-promises-vaccinated-americans-one-free-doughnut-day-new-promotion

Clown world. Fuck crispy creme. I feel bad for the few remaining young Chads in this world as this means fewer eligible chicks to bang, just more fugly blubber landwhales and not everyone has the money for Rin's reality doll.