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WookieMan
2021 Mar 29, 9:44pm
WookieMan
2021 Mar 29, 9:44pm
HunterTits says
Yes. Isn't it FUN!
Booger saysAlmost nobody here is getting those payments.
Because we are white taxpayers?
Yes. Isn't it FUN!
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Shaman
2021 Mar 31, 7:39am
Shaman
2021 Mar 31, 7:39am
EBGuy says
Better spent on fixing teeth for your kid than on most other things. I had to pay for my own orthodontics when I was an adult because my parents didn’t care enough to prioritize it.
My kids' orthodontist thanks you all....
Better spent on fixing teeth for your kid than on most other things. I had to pay for my own orthodontics when I was an adult because my parents didn’t care enough to prioritize it.
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RWSGFY
2021 Mar 31, 9:42am
RWSGFY
2021 Mar 31, 9:42am
Why the fuck would I need some stinking check when I've got my white privilege!
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Mar 31, 7:59pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Mar 31, 7:59pm
Shaman says
Yet you turned out so well!
I'll just attribute that to you then.
I had to do a follow up invisalign a few years back once I reached my 40s. Damn things moved again.
Funny my last trip to the ortho my dontist told me: Once your parents finish paying these off I'll remove them!
So in the car ride home I blurted this out to my mom. (They'd paid for them in advance, he was confusing me with another kid with a nearly identical name)
Maybe a few weeks later I'm sitting in my 8th grade class and a pal shows up at the door with a hall pass. Tells the teech, "X is getting his braces off!".
This was on April Fools Day so I figured my pal and I were just gonna run the halls.
Nope.
For realz.
my parents didn’t care enough
Yet you turned out so well!
I'll just attribute that to you then.
I had to do a follow up invisalign a few years back once I reached my 40s. Damn things moved again.
Funny my last trip to the ortho my dontist told me: Once your parents finish paying these off I'll remove them!
So in the car ride home I blurted this out to my mom. (They'd paid for them in advance, he was confusing me with another kid with a nearly identical name)
Maybe a few weeks later I'm sitting in my 8th grade class and a pal shows up at the door with a hall pass. Tells the teech, "X is getting his braces off!".
This was on April Fools Day so I figured my pal and I were just gonna run the halls.
Nope.
For realz.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a ; high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will ; go to China or Sri Lanka .
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China ...
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ...
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.