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Kepi
2021 Apr 7, 2:23pm
Kepi
2021 Apr 7, 2:23pm
Hahaha! Yes, always call digger's hotline. If you cut through some telephone cable or such you are going to be on the hook. In my experience, the guys get out to the site real quick. You won't have to wait too long to start digging.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 8, 5:45pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 8, 5:45pm
I should have used this to pay for my hotel room.
"Do you take White privilege?"
"Do you take White privilege?"
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RC2006
2021 Apr 8, 6:25pm
RC2006
2021 Apr 8, 6:25pm
Tenpoundbass says
Welcome
I should have used this to pay for my hotel room.
"Do you take White privilege?"
Welcome
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Patrick
2021 Apr 9, 6:52am
Patrick
2021 Apr 9, 6:52am
I looked up that "Save America" page and agree with it:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/about
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/about
We are committed to defending innocent life and to upholding the Judeo-Christian values of our founding.
We believe in the promise of the Declaration of Independence, that we are all made EQUAL by our Creator, and that must all be TREATED equal under the law.
We know that our rights do not come from government, they come from God, and no earthly force can ever take those rights away. That includes the right to religious liberty and the right to Keep and Bear Arms.
We believe in rebuilding our previously depleted military and ending the endless wars our failed politicians of the past got us into for decades.
We embrace free thought, we welcome robust debate, and we are not afraid to stand up to the oppressive dictates of political correctness.
We know that the rule of law is the ultimate safeguard of our freedoms, and we affirm that the Constitution means exactly what it says AS WRITTEN.
We support fair trade, low taxes, and fewer job-killing regulations, and we know that America must always have the most powerful military on the face of the Earth.
We believe in Law and Order, and we believe that the men and women of law enforcement are HEROES who deserve our absolute support.
We believe in FREE SPEECH and Fair Elections. We must ensure fair, honest, transparent, and secure elections going forward – where every LEGAL VOTE counts.
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clambo
2021 Apr 11, 8:20am
Nike really sucks, but they are clever marketers.
The poor black people I know won’t be caught dead buying sneakers that are not “Jordans”.
They even get them for their little bastards.
My problem is that I know the Nike size fits me.
My solution: I bought my last pair of Nikes at Goodwill; I guess they’re “dead man’s shoes” like the Twilight Zone episode.
The poor black people I know won’t be caught dead buying sneakers that are not “Jordans”.
They even get them for their little bastards.
My problem is that I know the Nike size fits me.
My solution: I bought my last pair of Nikes at Goodwill; I guess they’re “dead man’s shoes” like the Twilight Zone episode.
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Onvacation
2021 Apr 11, 12:30pm
Onvacation
2021 Apr 11, 12:30pm
The first ten amendments was not given to us by government. It is a list of natural rights every human enjoys just for being human.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2021 Apr 11, 1:20pm
Onvacation says
And our government and corporations these days don’t think first 2 apply anymore.
The first ten amendments was not given to us by government. It is a list of natural rights every human enjoys just for being human.
And our government and corporations these days don’t think first 2 apply anymore.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 13, 10:35am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 13, 10:35am
zzyzzx says
But the insurance payout is well worth it. I suspect a lot of the big brands, have colluded to have BLM loot their stores. Knowing full well there would be a Golden parachute at the end.
But the insurance payout is well worth it. I suspect a lot of the big brands, have colluded to have BLM loot their stores. Knowing full well there would be a Golden parachute at the end.
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Eric Holder
2021 Apr 13, 10:44am
Eric Holder
2021 Apr 13, 10:44am
Tenpoundbass says
Are they really? Total your car, total the next one in a year or so after it and watch your premiums go through the roof. I'd wager the same happens with their insurance. Insurance companies are not in it for charity so they will want their pound of flesh (and then some).
But the insurance payout is well worth it.
Are they really? Total your car, total the next one in a year or so after it and watch your premiums go through the roof. I'd wager the same happens with their insurance. Insurance companies are not in it for charity so they will want their pound of flesh (and then some).
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 13, 11:10am
Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 13, 11:10am
Eric Holder says
Got a business in a Black neighborhood, where shop lifting is through the roof. You can't prosecute them or you'll be labeled a racist, especially when your company is regurgitating SJW policies and claim to be pro BLM.
It's way cheaper to have the Savages burn those stores out, and get paid for it. Don't rebuild and close shop there. Done and DONE!
Insurance companies are not in it for charity so they will want their pound of flesh (and then some).
Got a business in a Black neighborhood, where shop lifting is through the roof. You can't prosecute them or you'll be labeled a racist, especially when your company is regurgitating SJW policies and claim to be pro BLM.
It's way cheaper to have the Savages burn those stores out, and get paid for it. Don't rebuild and close shop there. Done and DONE!
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Eric Holder
2021 Apr 13, 11:14am
Eric Holder
2021 Apr 13, 11:14am
Tenpoundbass says
In this case it makes sense, yes. Like totaling a car with transmission or engine obviously on the way out, lol.
It's way cheaper to have the Savages burn those stores out, and get paid for it. Don't rebuild and close shop there. Done and DONE!
In this case it makes sense, yes. Like totaling a car with transmission or engine obviously on the way out, lol.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 13, 2:52pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 13, 2:52pm
At least Kim Klacik stays vocally and visibly active, showing that she is more than a professional candidate.
There's gal in Broward that looks like her, that runs every two years for DWS's seat. Does everything in her power to lose, while raising money for herself. Then she goes away and stays quiet for the next two years, until next election.
There's gal in Broward that looks like her, that runs every two years for DWS's seat. Does everything in her power to lose, while raising money for herself. Then she goes away and stays quiet for the next two years, until next election.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 13, 3:15pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 13, 3:15pm
Donald says
She keeps putting her heart into the race, she will win eventually.
Kim Klacik lost the last election by over 40 points. I have a greater chance of becoming the next king of England than Kim Klacik does of winning an election.
She keeps putting her heart into the race, she will win eventually.
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Patrick
2021 Apr 13, 8:48pm
Patrick
2021 Apr 13, 8:48pm
Luke Rudkowski
@Lukewearechange
Apr 13
WOW Search Results for "Riots Today" on DuckDuckGo vs Google (4/12/21)
@Lukewearechange
Apr 13
WOW Search Results for "Riots Today" on DuckDuckGo vs Google (4/12/21)
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richwicks
2021 Apr 13, 11:20pm
richwicks
2021 Apr 13, 11:20pm
Patrick says
Well, this is 4/13/2001 on my computer. I am NOT logged into an account, and using a private window. First, duckduckgo.com: (https://duckduckgo.com/?q=riots+today&t=h_&iar=news&ia=news)
Next google (https://www.google.com/search?q=riots+today&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=this_is_an_identifier_that_google_inserts_to_track_URL_shares&biw=1412&bih=1265)
They are not substantially different. I think you've been had.
Luke Rudkowski
@Lukewearechange
Apr 13
WOW Search Results for "Riots Today" on DuckDuckGo vs Google (4/12/21)
Well, this is 4/13/2001 on my computer. I am NOT logged into an account, and using a private window. First, duckduckgo.com: (https://duckduckgo.com/?q=riots+today&t=h_&iar=news&ia=news)
Next google (https://www.google.com/search?q=riots+today&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=this_is_an_identifier_that_google_inserts_to_track_URL_shares&biw=1412&bih=1265)
They are not substantially different. I think you've been had.
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