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8718   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 13, 10:35am  

zzyzzx says


But the insurance payout is well worth it. I suspect a lot of the big brands, have colluded to have BLM loot their stores. Knowing full well there would be a Golden parachute at the end.
8719   Eric Holder   2021 Apr 13, 10:44am  

Tenpoundbass says
But the insurance payout is well worth it.


Are they really? Total your car, total the next one in a year or so after it and watch your premiums go through the roof. I'd wager the same happens with their insurance. Insurance companies are not in it for charity so they will want their pound of flesh (and then some).
8720   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 13, 11:10am  

Eric Holder says
Insurance companies are not in it for charity so they will want their pound of flesh (and then some).



Got a business in a Black neighborhood, where shop lifting is through the roof. You can't prosecute them or you'll be labeled a racist, especially when your company is regurgitating SJW policies and claim to be pro BLM.

It's way cheaper to have the Savages burn those stores out, and get paid for it. Don't rebuild and close shop there. Done and DONE!
8721   Eric Holder   2021 Apr 13, 11:14am  

Tenpoundbass says
It's way cheaper to have the Savages burn those stores out, and get paid for it. Don't rebuild and close shop there. Done and DONE!


In this case it makes sense, yes. Like totaling a car with transmission or engine obviously on the way out, lol.
8722   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 13, 2:52pm  

At least Kim Klacik stays vocally and visibly active, showing that she is more than a professional candidate.
There's gal in Broward that looks like her, that runs every two years for DWS's seat. Does everything in her power to lose, while raising money for herself. Then she goes away and stays quiet for the next two years, until next election.
8723   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 13, 3:15pm  

Donald says
Kim Klacik lost the last election by over 40 points. I have a greater chance of becoming the next king of England than Kim Klacik does of winning an election.


She keeps putting her heart into the race, she will win eventually.
8725   Patrick   2021 Apr 13, 8:48pm  

Luke Rudkowski
@Lukewearechange
Apr 13
WOW Search Results for "Riots Today" on DuckDuckGo vs Google (4/12/21)


8726   richwicks   2021 Apr 13, 11:20pm  

Patrick says
Luke Rudkowski
@Lukewearechange
Apr 13
WOW Search Results for "Riots Today" on DuckDuckGo vs Google (4/12/21)


Well, this is 4/13/2001 on my computer. I am NOT logged into an account, and using a private window. First, duckduckgo.com: (https://duckduckgo.com/?q=riots+today&t=h_&iar=news&ia=news)



Next google (https://www.google.com/search?q=riots+today&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=nws&sa=X&ved=this_is_an_identifier_that_google_inserts_to_track_URL_shares&biw=1412&bih=1265)



They are not substantially different. I think you've been had.
8727   WookieMan   2021 Apr 14, 5:07am  

RC2006 says

I wouldn't say hate. It's just where most the SJW type stuff comes from and covid fear. There and other big cities. Not going to look up population, but 1/8th of the country lives there roughly. Hence why we have States and the electoral college. The CA mindset, from the bad ones, is creeping though. It needs to be stopped.

I'd have a beer with any Californian on this site if they wanted to meet up. Very low probability of me being in CA anytime soon though. Too long of a flight and I'm not dealing with covid Karens once I get there. I forgot how long the flight was to get out there after my recent Phoenix trip. You blow a whole day or either have to wake up super early or get home super late. I went with an 11pm arrival from Phoenix>MDW last time. Got a round of golf in before heading out.
8728   Patrick   2021 Apr 14, 8:46am  

richwicks says
They are not substantially different. I think you've been had.



Thanks for the actual research. I should have done that.
8729   Ceffer   2021 Apr 14, 10:46am  

The new Georgia election law allows guns in the polling places to shoot all voting machines: Fact!
8730   Patrick   2021 Apr 14, 12:07pm  

The link from that image:

https://recallgavin2020.com/
8731   Patrick   2021 Apr 14, 12:47pm  

Lol, maybe so!

I also think they tried to get Gavin making the L sign for LOSER on his forehead.
8735   Patrick   2021 Apr 15, 3:03pm  

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-conspiracy-theorists-now-more-accurate-than-journalists

U.S.—According to several studies of claims made by both journalists and conspiracy theorists over the last 5 years, conspiracy theorists were determined to be much more accurate than almost all journalists.

"Yeah, the last four years really flipped the numbers," said Dr. Scooter Buggleputt, who conducted the study. "To be clear, conspiracy theorists have a fairly low accuracy rate, but journalists are at almost 0% accuracy right now since pretty much everything they say is just made up."

The study cites the Russia investigation as the primary driver of journalism's descent into harmful disinformation. Meanwhile, the increasingly bizarre and depraved conduct of elites around the world lends credence to ideas that were once seen as conspiracy theories.

"What can I say?" said Buggleputt. "It's a crazy world! Now could you please pass me some more tinfoil?"

In light of this new study, the Pulitzer Prize board has announced they will be awarding their top honor to Alex Jones, for his stellar reporting on estrogen in the water making frogs gay.

CNN has dismissed the study as Russian disinformation.
8736   Ceffer   2021 Apr 15, 3:08pm  

Patrick says
CNN has dismissed the study as Russian disinformation.


"but has had the desirable side effect of increasing the Covid death count and increasing CNN's fear mongering click bait! Kill more for Covid ratings!"
8737   Onvacation   2021 Apr 15, 3:39pm  

ON BEING SELFISH IN THE AGE OF COVID
8738   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 15, 4:13pm  

Ringo Star being selfish.
8739   Patrick   2021 Apr 15, 4:29pm  

It's a great little video.
8740   Onvacation   2021 Apr 15, 4:31pm  

This used to be funny

8741   Patrick   2021 Apr 15, 4:52pm  

Good point.

No one should ever believe there is any limit to communism or fascism. They will take as much power as they can get and keep it as long as they can.
8743   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 15, 5:32pm  

Me Chinese me play joke, me put Fentanyl in your Coke.
8747   RWSGFY   2021 Apr 16, 9:29am  

RC2006 says


"She died doing what she loved"
8751   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 6:57pm  

A satanist goes in a SATANIC MEAT MARKET
He asks for a POUND of HUMAN BRAINS

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
what kind do you want
I got DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains
and CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN brains

The Satanist asks
how much are they

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE brains are a BUCK a pound
and the DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains are TWENTY THOUSAND per pound

The SATANIST asks
why such a big difference

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
do you know how many DEMOCRAT ATHEISTS it takes to make a POUND of BRAINS
8752   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 7:27pm  

Karma hard at work
Woman Finds Severed Finger in Driveway Next to Slashed Tires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIkKv-qPylk
8753   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 7:33pm  

6 crew members were on a fishing boat, when the Captain came on deck asked if anyone knew how to pray.
One of the crew stepped forward, and said he was a Catholic and went to seminary school, and he indeed knew how to pray and would be proud to volunteer.
The Captain handed him a Bible, then informed the other members of the crew, they were talking on water and are bound to sink and there's only 5 life vests.
8754   Patrick   2021 Apr 16, 7:37pm  

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll ya have?"

The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
8755   Bd6r   2021 Apr 17, 9:42am  

8756   Bd6r   2021 Apr 17, 9:43am  

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