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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,117,725 views  42,079 comments

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8778   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Apr 21, 8:04pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says


Someone actually went through the trouble of editing the prayer. That’s clever.
8779   richwicks   2021 Apr 21, 9:45pm  

HunterTits says


I live in California, and I approve of this message.
8780   HeadSet   2021 Apr 22, 6:36am  

New conspiracy based on above ice melt meme:

Trump and Co bought up land on the shores of what would be the "Bay of LA" and "Sea of O.C." Then Trump approved the Keystone pipeline, fracking, rescinded fuel mileage requirements, and even plotted to re-open coal fired power plants. Trump also wanted to increase cow herds for the methane, to be fed by cutting down entire forests for grazing land. Then just wait for the accelerated AGW to melt the glaciers and make his property oceanfront. Bonus getting rid of 55 Electoral votes that always go Dem.
8781   RWSGFY   2021 Apr 22, 7:35am  

richwicks says
HunterTits says


I live in California, and I approve of this message.


I live in East Bay on a hill and since my property will become a waterfront property if this comes true, I approve this message wholeheartedly.
8782   RWSGFY   2021 Apr 22, 7:37am  

Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):


8783   Onvacation   2021 Apr 22, 7:58am  

At the current rate of 1/8 inch per year, the 80 meter rise will take... a while.
8784   Eric Holder   2021 Apr 22, 10:25am  

HunterTits says
FuckCCP89 says
Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):




It won't be 80 meters. At most 15 or so.


Damn. Hopes dashed.
8786   Patrick   2021 Apr 22, 12:42pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Vulva Lips latest portrait

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezi18oVXsAQ7Ia5?format=jpg&name=4096x4096


I don't get it. Probably something I don't know about recent news. I know that cop is being blamed for shooting a crazy black woman with a knife, but not exactly what the pink sweater or hands up mean. OK, that's LeBron, who has been threatening police with violence for doing their job, but why the sweater and hands up?
8787   Ceffer   2021 Apr 22, 12:52pm  

Khazarian Mafia set off underwater landslides that inundate the East and West Coasts because the mafia's political and military goals over world conquest are not adhered to, including New York, Los Angeles, and the low lying areas of San Francisco, completely eliminating these areas and washing them out to sea.

The remaining peoples of these states send thanks to the Khazarian Mafia.
8789   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 22, 1:42pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I don't get it.


Labron Tweeted out the cops picture and said "He's next!" then deleted it when he got his ass handed to him.
8790   rocketjoe79   2021 Apr 22, 1:50pm  

Eric Holder says
HunterTits says
FuckCCP89 says
Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):




It won't be 80 meters. At most 15 or so.


Damn. Hopes dashed.


My Dad used to say the best thing for California would be to tow LA and SF out to sea and torpedo them. Impractical, but a nice sentiment.
8791   RC2006   2021 Apr 22, 1:57pm  

They are epicenter of cancer.
8792   mell   2021 Apr 22, 5:29pm  

HunterTits says


Thats good though since they are amongst the biggest leftoid propagandists and people won't pay for "news", let alone propaganda. Nobody will subscribe except for a few leftoids.
8794   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 22, 5:55pm  

I bet her panties go clank when they hit the floor.


8799   Onvacation   2021 Apr 23, 11:46am  


America is so much more than a proper noun.
8800   Bd6r   2021 Apr 23, 2:59pm  

8801   Bd6r   2021 Apr 23, 3:02pm  

8802   Bd6r   2021 Apr 23, 3:03pm  

8803   Bd6r   2021 Apr 23, 3:04pm  

8804   Bd6r   2021 Apr 23, 3:04pm  

8806   RC2006   2021 Apr 23, 5:18pm  

Patrick says
Hmmm, can we point BLM and Pantyfa at Amazon's new robo-stores?

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/mysterious-new-grocery-store-connecticut-could-be-fully-automated-amazon-supermarket


Friend of mine that works at Amazon tried their automated grocery store a few times and said it was cool, he tried tricking the system moving things around said it worked well. Also told me he could only only imagine them in "nice" neighborhoods.
8807   Patrick   2021 Apr 23, 5:31pm  

I wonder if anyone at all will feel guilty about scamming robo-machines owed by the richest guy on earth who got his money by devastating US retail, and who then used that money to help destroy US journalism (WaPo is pure propaganda now), and got extra-extra-rich through the lockdowns which deprived everyone of their freedom, pushing yet more people to use censorious Amazon.
8808   richwicks   2021 Apr 23, 5:37pm  

Patrick says
who then used that money to help destroy US journalism (WaPo is pure propaganda now),


US "news" media has been complete propaganda for decades. What's progress is that people are finally starting to realize it is, finally.
8811   Bd6r   2021 Apr 24, 3:04pm  

8812   Bd6r   2021 Apr 24, 3:04pm  

8813   Bd6r   2021 Apr 24, 3:05pm  

8814   Bd6r   2021 Apr 24, 3:06pm  

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