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CHINO, CA—Local man Brad Zwygart says he no longer can form opinions of his own, as he always waits to see what major corporate brands have to say on any given issue before he decides what he believes.

Zwygart says he holds off on all thought-forming activity when first encountered with an issue. His first stop? Social media, so he can see what all the billion-dollar corporations believe, since they're clearly moral authorities on all major issues.

"I'm not sure what to believe about the trans movement. Let's see what Oreo has to say," he said yesterday as he pulled out his smartphone. "Oh, lookie here -- trans people exist. Perfect!" He then checked other corporate brand accounts out to find out what he should believe about gun control, BLM, the minimum wage, and the Equality Act.

"Perfect. So much great corporate knowledge on here. Thanks, corporate brands!"

The man then put his phone away and took a sip of coffee, smiling as he looked out the window, content in the knowledge that he believed exactly what all the major U.S. corporations believe on everything.

At publishing time, Zwygart had begun refreshing Arby's Twitter feed to see what they had to say about the bombing of Syria.

https://babylonbee.com/news/lego-unveils-new-genderless-bricks-with-no-malefemale-connectors

TikTok, owned by a Beijing-based company with links to the CCP, has banned satirical impressions of Dr. Anthony Fauci, USA’s top epidemiologist, the president’s chief medical adviser, and Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID).

Comedian Tyler Fischer, whose Fauci satirical impressions have gone viral, took to Twitter to blast TikTok for banning his content for violating its community guidelines.

“My Fauci impressions are starting to be removed from TikTok for breaking “community guidelines.” Censorship causes extremism, cause now I have to do my impressions door to door like a psychopath,” Fischer tweeted.

@RedTheRaider
May 22
It's akin to asking the Pope to sell his golden throne to feed the poor.

GEORGE FLOYD SQUARE

for the last one year every single riot in the united states has happened to so-called defend some criminal every single person who got killed by the police was a horrible criminal

GEORGE FLOYD SQUARE

It's a celebratory salute to commemorate St. George's life and achievements.

Refunding the Police: Major Cities Backtrack on Police Budget Cuts After Crime Surges
BY JACK PHILLIPS May 25, 2021

Following calls last summer from groups such as Black Lives Matter to “defund the police,” a number of city officials are now walking back statements to go through with cutting funding to law enforcement due to a surge in crime levels.