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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,077,977 views  41,384 comments

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9078   RC2006   2021 May 30, 1:36pm  

Mayor of Georgetown TX forgets microphone is on while he drops bombs in bathroom.

THIS IS HILARIOUS
Mayor of Georgetown in the US excused himself to go & use the washroom in the middle of a meeting & forgot to switch off his mic on his tie & this is what happened. https://t.co/zXuyBxTo7E
9082   Bd6r   2021 May 30, 4:49pm  

9083   Bd6r   2021 May 30, 4:50pm  

9084   Bd6r   2021 May 30, 4:50pm  

9085   Bd6r   2021 May 30, 4:51pm  

9086   Bd6r   2021 May 30, 4:51pm  

9087   Patrick   2021 May 30, 10:14pm  

Dey won’t be giving you dis information, only dat information. Dey know what’s best for you!


https://twitter.com/AlexBerenson/status/1399003330937036802#m
9088   Patrick   2021 May 31, 3:42am  



We can do a lot with projectors!
9090   Hircus   2021 May 31, 1:36pm  

Patrick says

We can do a lot with projectors!


I wonder if shining a projector against a building breaks any laws? Obviously watch out for blinding motorists and stuff, but I bet this would be a legal way to temporarily graffiti.
9091   Patrick   2021 May 31, 1:52pm  



Biden did this by shutting down the Keystone Pipeline.

The grim good news, again, is that it hurts a lot of Democrats who voted for him even though he's obviously senile and corrupt as fuck.
9092   Onvacation   2021 May 31, 2:09pm  

Is it still schadenfreude if it hurts others AND yourself.

I don't want to suffer just so I can say "I told you so".
9093   Onvacation   2021 May 31, 2:21pm  

It really doesn't make much difference to me if it takes $50 or $100 to fill up. I just stick in the credit card, choose high grade, and pump until the tank is full. It's not a big deal.

Now our service workers have to work an extra 2 or 3 hours a week to pay for gas, but they aren't. They are working the same amount of hours but the money is going in the tank for Saudi Arabia and not in the till of the local microbrewery.

Keep the money local.
9094   Onvacation   2021 May 31, 2:22pm  

BUT

If they voted for Biden in the hope of a $2,000 check or relief from the $123,247 gender studies bachelor of art degree student loan and think Trump is a racist/sexist/xenophobic/homophobe because he colluded with Russia and grabbed random pussy; THOSE people should suffer for their sins!
9095   Bd6r   2021 May 31, 9:08pm  

9096   Bd6r   2021 May 31, 9:09pm  

9097   Bd6r   2021 May 31, 9:09pm  

9098   Bd6r   2021 May 31, 9:10pm  

9099   Booger   2021 Jun 1, 2:42pm  

https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2021/05/18-mexican-men-become-trans-women-to-get-around-gender-partity-electoral-quotas-solved.html

To avoid being left out of the 2021 Mexican elections because of a constitutional principle of “gender parity”, 18 male candidates from the Force for Mexico party in Tlaxcala state have filed for candidacy as trans women.
9100   Bd6r   2021 Jun 1, 9:09pm  

9101   Bd6r   2021 Jun 1, 9:09pm  

9107   Patrick   2021 Jun 3, 1:20pm  

abuela = grandma
9108   RWSGFY   2021 Jun 3, 1:32pm  

Patrick says
abuela = grandma


I know, but why the fuck they are expecting me to know all the random foreign words they feel they need to mix into English text? What's wrong with "grandma"?
9109   Patrick   2021 Jun 3, 1:38pm  

You racist!

Lol.
9110   Eric Holder   2021 Jun 3, 2:00pm  

Patrick says
You racist!

Lol.


No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.
9111   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 3, 3:05pm  

Translation "I miss Trump!"
9112   Patrick   2021 Jun 3, 3:08pm  

Eric Holder says
Patrick says
You racist!

Lol.


No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.


I know, I'm kidding!

The left calls everything racist.
9114   richwicks   2021 Jun 3, 9:23pm  

HunterTits says


I got one better for you:

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