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https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2021/05/18-mexican-men-become-trans-women-to-get-around-gender-partity-electoral-quotas-solved.html

To avoid being left out of the 2021 Mexican elections because of a constitutional principle of “gender parity”, 18 male candidates from the Force for Mexico party in Tlaxcala state have filed for candidacy as trans women.

HunterTits says

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-now-claims-her-abuela-died-in-attack-on-capitol



What they are spoofing:

What's "abuela"?

abuela = grandma

Patrick says

abuela = grandma

I know, but why the fuck they are expecting me to know all the random foreign words they feel they need to mix into English text? What's wrong with "grandma"?

You racist!

Lol.

Patrick says

You racist!

Lol.

No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.

Translation "I miss Trump!"

Eric Holder says

Patrick says

You racist!

Lol.

No I'm not. I would be equally annoyed if I encountered a random Swedish word in an English text to name something which has a of perfectly good English word. Besides, Spain is a European country.

I know, I'm kidding!

The left calls everything racist.

HunterTits says

I got one better for you:

Labron after hearing that he could make more money from the Chinese if he squint his eyes, and say...
"Ah So!"

richwicks says

HunterTits says

I got one better for you:

Sad truth right there.

RC2006 says

It's kinda like the old joke "How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?"

Answer: "None."

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-now-claims-her-abuela-died-in-attack-on-capitol

Rb6d says

Bwahaha

Is it just me? Or does the Kamala Cookie head look like a cooked turkey? Squint your eyes a little.

Onvacation says

Squint your eyes a little.

THATS RACIST!!

sorry

Biden reminds me of one of those super Villains in a Fantasy SiFi movie. Where the hero in the movie has a simple object that he commands great power with. The Villains at some point in the movie finally binds the Hero and commandeers his simple object, but can't get any mojo super powers out of it. Of course because he's not the chosen one, with the special linage to use the object.

Biden is obsessed with ice creme, as a prop in every appearance he gives. He doesn't care if he's in the middle of a speech. He's trying to crack the riddle of the Trump's two scoops and the mileage Trump got out of it.

https://www.prageru.com/video/what-happened-in-charlottesville/

They said that before.

Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US. That way they can claim they are working to stop the illegal immigrant invasion despite keeping massive incentives in place for those illegals to make the trip.

HeadSet says

Kamala's "Do not come" speech was intended for those back in the US.

Like Willy Brown? (Or was it Brown's willy?)