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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,125,424 views 42,100 comments
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Patrick
2021 Jun 11, 9:17am
Patrick
2021 Jun 11, 9:17am
https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-forced-to-reset-days-since-trump-was-proven-right-counter-to-zero-again
ATLANTA, GA—After information was released yesterday that hydroxychloroquine can increase the survival rate of patients diagnosed with COVID-19, a sad, forlorn Brian Stelter was forced to shuffle over to the "Days Since Trump Was Proven Right" counter and reset it to zero once again.
"Ugh. Not again!" said Stelter as he fumbled with the buttons on the side of the sign and changed it from "00001" to "00000" for the third day in a row. "One of these days we're gonna get up to 3!"
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Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Jun 12, 1:01pm
Maga_Chaos_Monkey
2021 Jun 12, 1:01pm
Biden isn't really president so that's minus one.
Both Canada and France equate to 1/2 of one country so that's another minus one.
Both Canada and France equate to 1/2 of one country so that's another minus one.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2021 Jun 13, 7:04pm
Patrick says
Like America. Ignores actual problems, works on making sure faggots feelings aren’t offended.
Like America. Ignores actual problems, works on making sure faggots feelings aren’t offended.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 15, 1:00pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 15, 1:00pm
This is literally what those leftist ultra-racist CRT child abusers are doing to kids.
It's a crime.
It's a crime.
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Patrick
2021 Jun 15, 1:13pm
Patrick
2021 Jun 15, 1:13pm
I bet the Russians are laughing at the epic evil stupidity of the American left, which attacks other Americans based on race alone, but lets global corporations run roughshod over us.
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