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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,146,643 views  42,258 comments

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9302   Ceffer   2021 Jun 26, 10:04pm  

If the shoe fits....



Russia plans to attack 'false' Biden Administration as human rights violators for going after Trump supporters as terrorists.
9303   Patrick   2021 Jun 26, 11:51pm  

Putin is telling the truth for his own interests here, but he is telling the truth nonetheless.

We do in fact have a liberal totalitarian state, monopoly of the media, and irremovability of oligarchic elites.

No one may question the wisdom of government support and promotion of sodomy and still remain employed. I myself can say this only because I no longer need a job.

And it is clearly political persecution to go after the people let into the Capitol by the Capitol police when they were protesting the theft of the election by fraud.

And it is clearly political persecution to characterize support for the defrauded candidate as "terrorism".

Biden is not legitimately the president. One can hope that some faction of the government or military may still support the Constitution and rise up against him, but it's probably a vain hope.
9304   richwicks   2021 Jun 27, 12:16am  

Patrick says
Putin is telling the truth for his own interests here, but he is telling the truth nonetheless.


I think most people here are old enough to realize this is PRECISELY what the United States did to destabilize the Soviet Union in the 1980s.

Patrick says
One can hope that some faction of the government or military may still support the Constitution and rise up against him, but it's probably a vain hope.


Pfft. I used to hope that George W. Bush would be impeached after that weapons of mass destruction program didn't show up. I used to hope Google would allow people to see just how corrupt our "news" system was.

There are no white hats. The military will NEVER go against domestic enemies. They betrayed us YEARS ago.
9308   BayArea   2021 Jun 27, 6:14am  

Patrick says
Putin is telling the truth for his own interests here, but he is telling the truth nonetheless.

We do in fact have a liberal totalitarian state, monopoly of the media, and irremovability of oligarchic elites.

No one may question the wisdom of government support and promotion of sodomy and still remain employed. I myself can say this only because I no longer need a job.

And it is clearly political persecution to go after the people let into the Capitol by the Capitol police when they were protesting the theft of the election by fraud.

And it is clearly political persecution to characterize support for the defrauded candidate as "terrorism".

Biden is not legitimately the president. One can hope that some faction of the government or military may still support the Constitution and rise up against him, but it's probably a vain hope.


Patrick, why do you no longer need a job?
9309   richwicks   2021 Jun 27, 7:29am  

BayArea says
Patrick, why do you no longer need a job?


Because the Federal Reserve is pumping up the stock market.

Don't you realize they've been doing that for the last 10 years?
9310   Patrick   2021 Jun 27, 10:07am  

Right, my stocks went up a lot in 2020. SHOP in particular.
9313   Patrick   2021 Jun 27, 6:38pm  

I know it sounds harsh, but gays do spread ass cancer. It's a fact.

And they are dying from it.
9314   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Jun 27, 8:59pm  

Patrick says
I know it sounds harsh, but gays do spread ass cancer. It's a fact.

And they are dying from it.


And sadly America is trying to push more kids into gay shit in schools now. It’s a fuckiing nightmare for us parents
9315   richwicks   2021 Jun 27, 10:40pm  

Patrick says
I know it sounds harsh, but gays do spread ass cancer. It's a fact.


Lesbians don't.

But they have a condition called "Lesbian bed death" - basically, women that shack up together, get tired of having sex.

Fortwaynemobile says
And sadly America is trying to push more kids into gay shit in schools now. It’s a fuckiing nightmare for us parents


Have you read Darwin's Origin of the Species? A society that tolerates homosexuality sees it die out in successive generations. PROMOTING it will also do that.

Have you read The Moral Animal by Robert Wright? That's evolutionary psychology - the basic hypothesis is ideas which prevents sexual reproduction dies out over generations and ideas that promote sexual reproduction spread over generations. This is why we have a constantly changing world, it's an attempt to frustrate that, but what doesn't kill us makes us stronger.
9316   Patrick   2021 Jun 27, 10:43pm  

richwicks says
Lesbians don't.


I don't have much animosity towards lesbians because I think they may have a legitimate biological reason for their behavior, plus the fact that they are generally not promiscuous and do not spread disease. I think it's still not good, but not necessarily devastating to a society the way gay men are.

richwicks says
The Moral Animal by Robert Wright


Lol, one more book to add to my list!
9317   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 27, 10:52pm  

There's a reason real matriarchies don't exist in any substantial number, even in the most isolated areas of the world.
9318   richwicks   2021 Jun 28, 10:33am  

Patrick says
richwicks says
Lesbians don't.


I don't have much animosity towards lesbians because I think they may have a legitimate biological reason for their behavior, plus the fact that they are generally not promiscuous and do not spread disease. I think it's still not good, but not necessarily devastating to a society the way gay men are.


Lesbians have the least number of sexual partners in their life, then it's heterosexuals, then gay men. Maybe bisexuals are the worst. I have to confess, I just look at bisexuals as sluts, especially male bisexuals.

Patrick says
richwicks says
The Moral Animal by Robert Wright


Lol, one more book to add to my list!


You've heard of evolutionary psychology haven't you? If you've never heard of it, it's a topic WELL worth learning.

Basically it's a proposed scientific theory on psychology. It presents a model, and ways to test that model. Basically it boils down to is that in evolution, all animals have to have biological strategies to survive and reproduce - well, same thing for psychology as well. Got a bad idea in your culture like everybody should be promiscuous? Well, you're going to have a lot of STD's in that society and that will hamper sexual reproduction in that society.

Say you have society A - in society A sex before marriage results in execution, no birth control, no abortion, state religion.

Society B - free sex for all, birth control, abortion on demand, anybody is free to be religious or not.

Eventually these societies run into one another, and they run into conflict because they have very different moral codes. They may go to soft conflict, or just war. Whoever wins, that's the new morality. Maybe there's not clear winner, and you end up with Society C which is a mixture of their beliefs. The beliefs of each society ultimately make them stronger or weaker. Maybe society A has terrible technology because they have too many kids and everybody is poor. Maybe society B has excellent technology but they don't have enough people to beat society A which is much bigger. Conflict tells you who is "right".
9319   Patrick   2021 Jun 28, 11:07am  

I think society A and B exist right now at the same time in America in a way.

There are no executions, but ostracism works kind of like that among the very religious.

What happens is that A produces children, and B consumes them and ruins their lives. Kind of like an endemic disease.

So say the rural Midwest produces children, and then they move to San Francisco for "freedom", catch horrible diseases, and die without children because of feminism or gayness. And this happens over and over.

Neither one ultimately wins. Maybe ultimately the gene pool is shifted so that the psychological traits that cause people to move to San Francisco get wiped out. But that could take quite a while. I'm still waiting for squirrels to stop running in front of cars and getting squashed. It's been 100 years but they still do it.
9321   Patrick   2021 Jun 28, 11:12am  

That's a good idea!

Any waitress wearing violent communist propaganda gets no tip except "all lives matter".
9324   richwicks   2021 Jun 28, 1:31pm  

Patrick says
I think society A and B exist right now at the same time in America in a way.


There's MANY groups within our society. Our nation is build upon purposely allowing competition. This is why we did so well in the industrial revolution. This is why we did so well in tech in the last 40 years.

Patrick says
What happens is that A produces children, and B consumes them and ruins their lives. Kind of like an endemic disease.


Shrug - diseases happen.

Patrick says
I'm still waiting for squirrels to stop running in front of cars and getting squashed. It's been 100 years but they still do it.


When is the last time you hit a squirrel that ran in front of your car?

Personally, I see squirrels more often falling from a tree. I've seen it several times, they land on the lawn, they bounce. They land on the street, they stay there. I would bet most dead squirrels in the street fell from trees onto the street.
9325   Patrick   2021 Jun 28, 9:33pm  

This is totally product placement, but this guy just does Trump so damn well that it's hilarious:

https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1408862241856757760

I hope he made a ton of money from this, and I admire Klondike too, for being associated with Trump.
9331   zzyzzx   2021 Jun 29, 7:04am  

Change your Amazon profile name:
9332   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Jun 29, 9:07am  

richwicks says
Have you read Darwin's Origin of the Species? A society that tolerates homosexuality sees it die out in successive generations. PROMOTING it will also do that.


Yes I have and I do know that. Makes me wonder if they are using it as population control like fucking stupid.
9333   richwicks   2021 Jun 29, 10:35am  

Fortwaynemobile says
richwicks says
Have you read Darwin's Origin of the Species? A society that tolerates homosexuality sees it die out in successive generations. PROMOTING it will also do that.


Yes I have and I do know that. Makes me wonder if they are using it as population control like fucking stupid.


I got really interested in Anthony Burgess back in college (author of A Clockwork Orange) who wrote a book called The Wanting Seed - and in that book, that's precisely what it was used for - until there was some plague that decimates the food supply.

I think the promotion of homosexuality and transgenderism is PRECISELY about reducing population.
9336   Patrick   2021 Jun 29, 6:57pm  

Again, a woman who is never going to get a quality man channeling her sadness and frustration into "look at me" virtue-signaling hate.
9337   BayArea   2021 Jun 29, 8:57pm  

Booger says


What a brain damaged pig!
9339   Onvacation   2021 Jun 30, 1:48pm  

BRAVE MAN HAS TO TELL CREEPY JOE HIS DAUGHTERS ARE ENGAGED AND OFF THE MARKET
9340   AmericanKulak   2021 Jun 30, 7:27pm  

Why, we have a mile of Air Superiority Fighters
9341   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Jun 30, 9:18pm  

Onvacation says
BRAVE MAN HAS TO TELL CREEPY JOE HIS DAUGHTERS ARE ENGAGED AND OFF THE MARKET


Not sure why, but many (this one) videos just don't play for me. Just seem to load forever.

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