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2011 Dec 9, 1:03am   1,298,936 views  9,461 comments

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3535   Bd6r   2021 Jun 28, 3:47pm  

3536   Bd6r   2021 Jun 28, 3:48pm  

3537   Patrick   2021 Jun 28, 5:14pm  

Lol, but she doesn't want to be irresistible to all men, just to high-status men.
3538   BayArea   2021 Jun 28, 8:23pm  

Patrick says
Lol, but she doesn't want to be irresistible to all men, just to high-status men.


Exactly

Irresistible to 75% of the male population is creepy to her.
3540   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jun 29, 11:58am  

The difference in a lady taking a shower, and a lady leaving church.
The lady leaving church has "hope in her soul".
3541   Ceffer   2021 Jun 29, 12:28pm  

82 year old lady in the SC hood who my wife talks with was 'hit on' by an 82 year old man in the hood. He did some caulking for her, and when she asked to pay him, he asked for a dinner date with her instead. My wife claimed she (82 yo) was 'creeped out' because he isn't 'in her league'. None the less, she makes a point of dumb sticking him whenever she sees him.

Nothing changes with age, they are still the fuck in high school.
3542   Patrick   2021 Jun 29, 12:54pm  

Ceffer says
she makes a point of dumb sticking him


What does that mean?

I get that "dumb stick" is penis.
3543   Onvacation   2021 Jun 29, 2:24pm  

Patrick says
Ceffer says
she makes a point of dumb sticking him


What does that mean?

I get that "dumb stick" is penis.

I think it means taking advantage of him because he is a horny male.
3544   Ceffer   2021 Jun 29, 4:23pm  

Onvacation says
I think it means taking advantage of him because he is a horny male.

Zactly.
3545   Onvacation   2021 Jun 29, 5:57pm  

Ceffer says
He did some caulking for her

For free?

What kind of Gigolo is he?
3546   Ceffer   2021 Jun 29, 6:19pm  

Onvacation says
For free?

What kind of Gigolo is he?


He was trying to make hay, but got cock blocked. She still has teeth, is slim, dresses well, and is attractive for her age, and he wears obvious, clattering dentures, so that makes her a nine and him a four. She has enough dough for a gigolo, but it would probably be some dance floor fairy rather than an old goat.
3550   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jul 5, 9:48am  

Here's my reason I don't want to pay for your healthcare. 90% of the employees the incompetent Democrat Hiring authorities hire are fucking almost as incompetent as they are.



3551   Bd6r   2021 Jul 5, 10:58am  

3552   Bd6r   2021 Jul 5, 10:59am  

3553   Bd6r   2021 Jul 5, 10:59am  

3558   Bd6r   2021 Jul 8, 12:42pm  

What a difference music makes:
3566   Ceffer   2021 Jul 10, 10:09pm  

That's how the cookie crumbles when you have porn literate youth.
3567   Patrick   2021 Jul 10, 11:50pm  

Amazing video of a guy chopping off the top of a tree:

https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1411351651445772301
3568   richwicks   2021 Jul 11, 5:21pm  

Patrick says
Amazing video of a guy chopping off the top of a tree:

https://twitter.com/Not_the_Bee/status/1411351651445772301


Fucking terrifying.

Logging is super dangerous. Lot of people got killed in that profession.

I used to hang glide, some people ask about how scary that is - it isn't. If you passed out in a hang glider, you have a good chance of surviving that. But being in a tree, with only some rope and cleated boots keeping me alive - that's terrifying.
3569   Patrick   2021 Jul 11, 5:27pm  

I thought about that, but figured the ropes would probably save him even if he passed out. He'd slide down a bit and then stop.

But if the tree falls with him in it, he's fucked.
3570   Ceffer   2021 Jul 11, 10:14pm  

I never get tired of this one:
3574   Ceffer   2021 Jul 11, 10:22pm  

FaceFuck FUKT Checkers:

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