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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,078,941 views 41,385 comments

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 19, 7:33am

Patrick says

Can't answer the question unless I know if there is still time take out life insurance policies on these people.

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Jul 19, 7:47am

Patrick says

I would have a couple political questions for them. If they get the 2020 election and the Gender questions wrong, it will be their Ass!

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Karloff 2021 Jul 19, 10:39am

Based on the design of that track, 6 people die no matter what you do.

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Jul 19, 10:45am

If it's to scale, the guy on the lever could just walk up to the caboose and tip it over.

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Jul 19, 8:01pm

9518 GreaterNYCDude 2021 Jul 19, 8:10pm

Patrick says

Pull the lever halfway and hope the train derails.

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Karloff 2021 Jul 19, 8:35pm

GreaterNYCDude says

Pull the lever halfway and hope the train derails.

And murder all of those innocent children and nuns in the trolley? You monster!

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Bd6r 2021 Jul 19, 8:37pm

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Bd6r 2021 Jul 19, 8:38pm

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Bd6r 2021 Jul 19, 8:39pm

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Karloff 2021 Jul 19, 9:32pm

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zzyzzx 2021 Jul 20, 7:30am

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Bd6r 2021 Jul 20, 10:30am

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Bd6r 2021 Jul 20, 10:31am

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RC2006 2021 Jul 20, 11:24am

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Tenpoundbass 2021 Jul 20, 12:59pm

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Patrick 2021 Jul 20, 1:15pm

Professional degrees exist so that those without them are legally forbidden from
questioning one's professional judgment. One with a degree can be judged only by
others who also have such a degree, those who are part of the same conspiracy.

https://patrick.net/post/1336214/2020-10-31-how-things-are

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 20, 2:13pm

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komputodo 2021 Jul 20, 2:23pm

Patrick says

Kill the 5 people and say they were unvaxxed and died from covid.

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 20, 2:27pm

The space aliens are complaining that Bezos is late with his delivery. He counters that they are not Prime customers:

9533 FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden 2021 Jul 20, 2:32pm

zzyzzx says

Judas betrayed Christ the same way. Biblical proportion coincididence.

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 20, 5:18pm

I'm surprised there was so little commentary about something: When Nancy Pelosi was giving Pence beaver nuggies and high fives for his act of betrayal to the nation in the House, she explicitly handed him a coin that was some kind of indication of induction and appreciation. My wife said that the Satanists distribute membership promotion coins as rewards to the faithful for dire tasks accomplished. The handoff certainly looked weird whatever it was.

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Patrick 2021 Jul 20, 5:32pm

The Satanist thing requires a many more assumptions than I'm willing to make.

I think Pence is just a self-interested coward who cares not a whit about democracy, and is quite willing to go along with the fraud because he thinks that will help him in some way.

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Ceffer 2021 Jul 20, 6:32pm