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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,079,561 views  41,402 comments

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9785   ForcedTQ   2021 Aug 9, 5:32am  

Patrick says

(misguided image about Kevin McCarthy deleted)


I’m pretty sure this is meant to disparage him, when the most he has done is call for freedom of choice and to stop all the mandate madness. I might have missed something he said though.
9786   Patrick   2021 Aug 9, 8:27am  

If that's true, then I'm 100% in support of Kevin McCarthy.

Anyone opposed to mask mandates and jab mandates deserves all our support.

I'll tell TrumpArea.com that they made a mistake, and delete that image.
9789   Tenpoundbass   2021 Aug 9, 2:51pm  

Back when we had to do the mask in South Florida. I once told the Walgreen's clerk, if She could smell a fart, then she was in danger of getting Corona, the mask does nothing.
A guy in line behind me, said "Hey man, don't be disrespectful." he didn't venture in to the rest of the argument. So I just left it all at that.
The fart mask paradox is pretty mainstream now. I wonder what hero boy thinks about that now?
9791   🎂 Karloff   2021 Aug 9, 3:25pm  

Meat Clown, meet Clown.
Clown, meet Meat Clown.

Meat Clown sees Clown frown.
Clown frown from beat down.
Beat down in Clown's town.

Meat Clown from meat town,
beats clown meat on Clown's frown,
while Clown dons brown gown.

After meet down beat down,
should Meat Clown bear noun crown?
9792   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Aug 9, 3:44pm  

Patrick says
If that's true, then I'm 100% in support of Kevin McCarthy.

Anyone opposed to mask mandates and jab mandates deserves all our support.

I'll tell TrumpArea.com that they made a mistake, and delete that image.


Just be aware, left wingers often pose as Republicans and smear our candidates
9793   Onvacation   2021 Aug 9, 3:45pm  

Tenpoundbass says
The fart mask paradox is pretty mainstream now. I wonder what hero boy thinks about that now?

I did some research.

It turns out that the gasses that make up a fart are much smaller that cold viruses which are much smaller that the gaps in your mask. The mask does, however, stop you from spitting on people if you try to do it before you take the mask off.
9799   Patrick   2021 Aug 10, 11:20am  

https://thegloriousamerican.com/featured/don-jr-to-hold-book-signing-in-portlands-lloyd-center-on-sep-17th/





Don Jr.’s book tour will begin in none other than friendly Portland, Oregon. His new book, Spanking Antifa gives a how-to guide on approaching the lawless domestic terrorist group and smacking their butts in a humiliating fashion.

“I’ve never seen a book signing sell out this fast,” said the manager of the Barnes & Noble inside Lloyd Center. “These things usually get maybe 400 people. But the community wants to see Don Jr. so badly; we’ve had over 20,000 RSVPs. Plus the locals are encouraging him to bring his young kids because they’ll provide free babysitting for them. Just unheard-of levels of hospitality.”

The upcoming arrival of the President’s son has given Portland’s local economy a boost too. Guns, knives, kerosene, torches, and even hand grenades are up 300% since the announcement.

“I told my publisher, I’m a Trump–I want to be where the energy is,” Don Jr. said. “They told me that of all the cities in America, Portland wanted me most. So I said, let-er-rip!”

Update: The city of Portland was thrilled to announce that they are unwilling to offer a police presence for the book signing event. City officials have reminded all citizens not to do anything violent unless they forget.
9804   Onvacation   2021 Aug 10, 2:03pm  


For your safety!
9805   DhammaStep   2021 Aug 10, 2:06pm  

Ceffer says


I don't think a company that names themselves Dominion is too worried about hackers changing their results, the feature is probably built in.
9807   Patrick   2021 Aug 10, 5:38pm  

And yet these unelected "health" officials have the power of creating absolute laws in reality.

They do this through "regulations" which force businesses to act as their agents in suppressing freedom.

For example, stores enforce the will of Fraudulent Fauci who dictates that all county health commissioners will close down stores that do not comply with Fraudulent Fauci's will.
9808   Ceffer   2021 Aug 10, 6:50pm  

This is an all out fiat push by the Globalist Mafia, which is why they are bribing, blackmailing and coercing the politicians to do unconstitutionally what they are not allowed to do. They think they can accomplish the task of destroying or overtaking the countries before these things take the glacially slow path through the wending, divergent and unpredictable court system. In the mean time, they can use the court system to selectively persecute and delay.

Surprising results from Canada, one of the worst KommieKunt oppressors, is the courts are not upholding the vaccine or the Covid tyrannies.
9809   AmericanKulak   2021 Aug 10, 6:56pm  

They're trying to keep the COVID panic going into the Flu season, so they can cast all the Flu as COVID.
9810   Onvacation   2021 Aug 10, 7:07pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
They're trying to keep the COVID panic going into the Flu season, so they can cast all the Flu as COVID.

Problem with that is they have already killed most of the vulnerable. Their only hope is that they can convince us that all the immunocompromised vaxxed are dying from a new strain this flu season.
9811   Ceffer   2021 Aug 10, 7:14pm  

LOL! From fake news MSM icon to just another sex molester mass killing underling. My how the useful idiots are flushed.
9814   HeadSet   2021 Aug 10, 7:55pm  

Ceffer says
LOL! From fake news MSM icon to just another sex molester mass killing underling.

From what I have been seeing, they do not care about the mass murders, just the "molestation." Forcing Covid patients back into nursing home to spread Covid and kill the vulnerable? No problem. Attractive women who were promoted above their experience and skills set to work with the Governor, women who knew the payback for that favor included some physical liberties? Impeach!!
9817   Ceffer   2021 Aug 11, 12:47am  

HeadSet says
From what I have been seeing, they do not care about the mass murders, just the "molestation."

Sex scandals are the standard operating procedure kibosh when they are disposing of their minions: because tons of politicians are blackmail-able on sexual issues. They wouldn't hold their positions if they weren't. Biden's sex history would make Caligula blush, but as we can see, he and Hunter are exempt until they are too embarrassing or no longer useful.

Depraved sexual excess, increasing with rank, is part of the Globalist/Illuminati reward system for advancement, and is also the ongoing blackmail iron fist held over their heads.
9818   Patrick   2021 Aug 11, 9:45am  

I think this is all true.

Epstein was probably just one such operative among many provoking and collecting useful blackmail information. It's entrapment, but it's useful.

I'm pretty sure that Bill and Melinda are divorced because they mailed something to Melinda after Bill was not obedient enough. (But obedient to whom?)
9820   Onvacation   2021 Aug 11, 12:32pm  

Not so sure about the black man who was trying to pull his brothers out of the ghetto.
9822   Onvacation   2021 Aug 11, 1:17pm  

95% of covid-19 deaths are in people over 50.

More hopium.

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