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Patrick says

I don't get what's in the green box.

Green box or no green box - the kids are wearing Trump gear.

Oh lol, that's excellent.

The masters are getting impatient with the slaves-to-be!

​Uh-Oh: Vials Of Mysterious Substance At Wuhan Lab Labeled 'Save For 2024 Election'

https://defiantamerica.com/photos-maga-kids-troll-clueless-joe-biden-at-shanksville-pa-he-didnt-knew-what-was-going-on-again/

Kids Troll Clueless Joe Biden At Shanksville, PA – He Doesn’t Know What’s Going On Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-new-matrix-movie-neo-to-tell-humans-to-stay-home-stay-safe-in-their-pods

In New Matrix Movie, Neo To Just Tell Humans To Stay Home, Stay Safe In Their Pods

BURBANK, CA—The Matrix was a groundbreaking science fiction film with a lot to say about dystopian governments, the dangers of technology, and the need to rebel against authoritarian systems.

So, of course, the movie's message is very out of step with American culture in 2021. To that end, the upcoming entry in the franchise, The Matrix Resurrections, will have Neo just telling all the humans to stay home and stay safe in their pods.

"Alright, listen up, everybody," Neo says after exiting the Matrix. "The important thing here is your health and safety. We're all just going to stay home and stay safe in these nice, comfortable pods. It's much less dangerous than being free in the real world."

"@#$% your freedoms!" he then shouts at some humans waking up from the Matrix. "Do you want grandma to die?!" He immediately alerts the machines in charge of making sure humanity is safe, and the humans are mercifully killed.

Neo then turns over the members of the human resistance to the authorities for endangering everyone's health and is praised as a hero.

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressives-cheer-as-man-pummels-woman

MIAMI, FL—Progressives across the nation cheered wildly as a biological male absolutely pummeled a woman in an MMA fight.

“You love to see it,” said Katherine Freedle, women’s rights activist. “This is what we’ve been fighting for for decades. Finally, we’ve reached a point of equality where it’s okay for a grown man to beat the tar out of a woman on national television.”

“Alana McLaughlin was so brave to get out there and risk everything!” Freedle continued. “Sure, McLaughlin has benefited from a lifetime of testosterone, increased muscle mass, and bone density, but it must’ve taken some real…um, some real courage to put yourself out there like that and be seen by the world!”

Despite the cheers, and praises from progressives, many backward, transphobic conservatives had a hard time even watching the fight. “It just wasn’t right, ya know? Made me sick to even look at,” said George Harper. “I mean the guy just clobbered this woman, and somehow they were able to celebrate it!”

In a post-match statement, McLaughlin said that hopefully this has been an encouragement and inspiration for others to stand up, and be brave also. “In fact, this is only the beginning, and we won't stop here. One day we will defeat ageism too, and allow teenage girls to fight fully grown adult males!”

That's a former Special Forces man:

https://notthebee.com/article/trans-mma-fighter-pulverizes-female-opponent-in-debut

The look on everyone's face, as Joe Biden pulls down his mask to give a rando shoutout, is telling and priceless.




Jill looking at Mike Bloomberg... "Uh OH! Joe is going to get in trouble for saying this..."
Bloomberg... "I paid 1 billion dollars for this?"
Obama... "Never under estimate Joe's ability to fuck shit up!"
Hillary... "It was supposed to be my turn."
Bill Clinton... "Geesh, that Joe is a bigger pervert creep than I ever was..."

I had to look up ICYMI fuck Trump for being more hip than I am!

LOL

Biden finally draws a crowd in Idaho.

Ceffer says

The Milgram Experiment was rough and ready. 65% is the worst number of the various groups. Also, it failed to control for how many thought it was fake. When authors found the original recordings and notes, it was clear that a large number of people thought it was bullshit - they could hear the hiss of the recording, noticed it was coming from the floor, the dogeared "Check" to hit the last button, etc.

One thing about it though, never let the zappers be young Liberal Arts majors, they see those white coats and are ready to say "Any button I can press for you, daddy"

Can't we give her some quality time with a group of newly minted male Afghani immigrants in a sealed, soundproof room?

https://gab.com/TommyRobinsonOfficial/posts/106918822459598983


Lol, we should all do this.

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-attending-ultra-exclusive-gala-for-the-elite-in-expensive-designer-dress-lectures-nation-on-inequality

Ceffer says

Maybe the greatest education they can receive is that the world is full of lies, you can't trust the government, and there is always somebody who will try to make you believe bullshit under force and duress.

someone really ought to stop this. this looks like guantanamo elementary!

https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/kitten-corner-stanford-prison-experiment/comments?token=patrick.net

LOL! Blinken, the lie comedian. How many times has Biden said he isn't 'allowed' to say or do things?
https://t.me/The_Library_II/53951

More LOLZ! We've 'circled back' to the Trump as dangerous, red button pushing maniac theme. In their fertile, febrile lying imaginations, with the whole universe of deception to play in, couldn't they come up with something better than this old canard?
https://t.me/The_Library_II/53952

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-iphone-will-require-vaccination-to-unlock-screen

All women will have to wear chastity belts that can only be unlocked with proof of 'full vaccination' up to and including 1000 booster shots. However, post vaccination sterility and impotence will ease this burden.

Patrick says

Careful or they may try to make the vaccine a prerequisite for in person voting...

(Let's hope TPTB aren't reading this, lest they try ..)