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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,036,158 views  40,367 comments

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10873   Ceffer   2021 Sep 30, 1:15am  

Trilateral Commission: Our three pillars: 1. You're all slaves 2. You're ALL our fucking slaves 3. There are too many of you fucking slaves and you get uppity.
10876   Ceffer   2021 Sep 30, 1:48am  

Gee. Makes me want to burn some books.
10877   Tenpoundbass   2021 Sep 30, 8:18am  

Ceffer says


Put an abusive Federal property tax on every single family home over your second home. And you have to prove you spend at least 1 month a year in your second home, or that you have immediate family that lives there rent free. If you own the house outright, or they can't pay one penny over the cost of the mortgage.
10878   RWSGFY   2021 Sep 30, 8:47am  

Tenpoundbass says
And you have to prove you spend at least 1 month a year in your second home


How? Ankle bracelet?
10879   GreaterNYCDude   2021 Sep 30, 9:15am  

FuckCCP89 says
Tenpoundbass says
And you have to prove you spend at least 1 month a year in your second home


How? Ankle bracelet?

Recipts? Even on vacation I need to buy stuff.. easy to prove where I've been and roughly for how long. Not that I love the idea of having to prove my whereabouts.
10881   AmericanKulak   2021 Sep 30, 10:30am  

Ceffer says
Gee. Makes me want to burn some books.


Ugly White Women are the #1 Problem.
10890   Ceffer   2021 Sep 30, 5:14pm  

And, for some more assassinations.....Covid, of course. He died of Covid during a non-assassination fishing accident.
10891   AmericanKulak   2021 Sep 30, 5:15pm  

Volusia and Brevard will be fine. Osecola will be less fine, but is strangely white. So will Lake County.
10894   Ceffer   2021 Sep 30, 5:43pm  

"I'm taking bets. Which one flips on her first?"
10896   AmericanKulak   2021 Sep 30, 5:59pm  

Yeah, volunteer but don't donate to the GOP.
10897   richwicks   2021 Sep 30, 6:10pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
Yeah, volunteer but don't donate to the GOP.


That's true of any charity or organization.

When I used to do dog rescue/fostering, what I noticed first was the corruption. People want "to do good", and donate money. This is almost always misused. If you want to solve a problem, you have to be directly involved with it.

PETA and HSUS - claim to want to do good things. They don't. They collect money, and they use that money to enrich themselves, and to produce advertisements to ask for more money. They do nothing other than that. Even small charities tend to do this.

You have to have direct involvement to make ANY difference.

If you feel badly that a dog is going to die in shelter, take it in. Advertise you have a dog up for adoption, demand money for the dog - this is a commitment of the adopter that they think the animal has worth. Verify they are capable owners, keep in contact with them for some time. Giving money is is just like burning it. You can't pay people to make a difference, you have to do it yourself.
10898   SoTex   2021 Sep 30, 7:13pm  

richwicks says
That's true of any charity or organization.


Huge... Monumosuloy different situ!
10901   Ceffer   2021 Sep 30, 10:23pm  

Like, DUHHHHHHHHH! He was vaccinated. Already had Covid in Feb.? So immune system wrecked? A different bioweapon?
10907   zzyzzx   2021 Oct 1, 5:16am  

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