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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,124,951 views 42,100 comments
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Ceffer
2021 Oct 6, 12:35pm
Ceffer
2021 Oct 6, 12:35pm
Joe Biden's windows are going to start showing Ellen DeGeneres re-runs where she is whipping interns with the antennae she has ripped off the beaters they have to drive to the studio.
https://t.me/The_Library_II/56824
https://t.me/The_Library_II/56824
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Ceffer
2021 Oct 6, 3:42pm
Ceffer
2021 Oct 6, 3:42pm
LOL! Mueller pleading Sicilian Flu. Schiff defending the poor baby? Kiss of Death. Somebody's afraid of the Durham Golem? Cognitive decline is a premier qualification for Precedent.
Why not just call Mueller a wet brained drunk who has to be scraped off the floor every day?
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Why not just call Mueller a wet brained drunk who has to be scraped off the floor every day?
https://t.me/The_Library_II/56857
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Ceffer
2021 Oct 6, 6:22pm
Ceffer
2021 Oct 6, 6:22pm
They've reclassified them as "Sanitation Workers" and given them a per scalp bonus. Ain't semantics wonderful in the Great Socialist Paradise?
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richwicks
2021 Oct 6, 6:57pm
richwicks
2021 Oct 6, 6:57pm
Ceffer says
No need. You know goddamned fucking well this DOJ isn't going to prosecute him. DOJ is as corrupt as the FIB is.
LOL! Mueller pleading Sicilian Flu.
No need. You know goddamned fucking well this DOJ isn't going to prosecute him. DOJ is as corrupt as the FIB is.
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Ceffer
2021 Oct 6, 11:10pm
Ceffer
2021 Oct 6, 11:10pm
The Economist is so sad that Lancet beat them to the Hershey bar whore propaganda punch.
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Patrick
2021 Oct 7, 10:06am
https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-quickly-drag-president-away-as-he-tries-to-join-in-f-joe-biden-chant
Patrick
2021 Oct 7, 10:06am
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden took a much-needed break from his 4-hour workdays and late-night Matlock binges to attend the Congressional Baseball Game this past weekend, but things quickly went south when he attempted to join the crowd in a rowdy "F*** Joe Biden" chant.
"Yeah, that Biden guy is the worst!" said Biden. "F*** Joe Biden! F*** Joe Biden! Hehe, nothing like a rowdy chant at the old ball game, eh folks?"
Panicked aides quickly grabbed him by the arms and dragged him out of sight to administer some additional meds.
According to witnesses, Biden later returned to the game and looked out on the crowd with his classic medication-induced serene Biden smile.
The FBI has confirmed they will be dedicating 1,328 agents to investigate who started the insurrectionist chant so they can be arrested.
https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-quickly-drag-president-away-as-he-tries-to-join-in-f-joe-biden-chant
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DhammaStep
2021 Oct 8, 2:48pm
@Patrick
Do you believe it's a "controlled demolition" or just the end of a natural life cycle of nations?
Do you believe it's a "controlled demolition" or just the end of a natural life cycle of nations?
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