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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,078,657 views  41,385 comments

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11720   Ceffer   2021 Nov 7, 10:26pm  

They don't call it giving the bird for nothing:
11721   Ceffer   2021 Nov 7, 10:34pm  

Fake news about Newsom? Are they trying to create distraction from something that is real, to make him look like a 'victim'??
https://t.me/CAAuditChat/94073
11722   richwicks   2021 Nov 7, 10:58pm  

Ceffer says
Fake news about Newsom? Are they trying to create distraction from something that is real, to make him look like a 'victim'??
https://t.me/CAAuditChat/94073


OK, like a good skeptic, I started going through other articles of theirs:

https://realrawnews.com/2021/11/military-executes-andrew-cuomo/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/10/hanks-former-co-star-peter-scolari-executed-by-military/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/10/hunter-biden-hanged-at-gitmo/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/09/bill-clinton-death-ruled-a-homicide-death-by-poison/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/09/at-gitmo-bill-gates-denied-retrial/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/08/military-eliminates-william-barr/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/08/military-hangs-susan-rice/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/07/military-executes-tom-hanks/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/07/rumsfeld-committed-suicide-at-military-tribunal-did-not-die-of-natural-causes/
https://realrawnews.com/2021/04/trump-inauguration-july-4-2021/

Note the dates. You conclude yourself if the site is real or not.

BTW - that https://www.deagel.com site - that's all bullshit too. They were the ones predicting that the US would have a population of 100 million by 2025. If you go back into their history (wayback machine) they have been making crazy (and very wrong) predictions for nearly 10 years.
11723   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 1:17am  

11724   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 1:20am  

11725   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 1:37am  

richwicks says
OK, like a good skeptic, I started going through other articles of theirs:

I think we finally have the real truth here:

11726   zzyzzx   2021 Nov 8, 5:36am  

11728   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 11:21am  

richwicks says
OK, like a good skeptic, I started going through other articles of theirs:

I would place a small wager that Newsom is in rehab. Who knows how long it will take him to detox from alcohol and MKUltra Globalist psyops meds.
11730   richwicks   2021 Nov 8, 11:28am  

Ceffer says
richwicks says
OK, like a good skeptic, I started going through other articles of theirs:

I would place a small wager that Newsom is in rehab. Who knows how long it will take him to detox from alcohol and MKUltra Globalist psyops meds.


I don't think so. He wouldn't have disappeared shortly after getting the booster jab because it raises suspicion. It's fun to speculate, but we have no idea. We're mushrooms, they feed us shit and keep us in the dark.
11733   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 11:58am  

"I just love the body language and the look of the Antifa\BLM scrotes attorney after he admitted Kyle only shot him when he pointed his gun at him.

😂

Fuck Antifa 🖕🏻
..." "You only had ONE JOB to get rich and make my bones: lie the fuck on the witness stand!"
11734   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 12:47pm  

I'm so old, I remember when hospitals, corporations and institutions were anally obsessive about avoiding liability and even hired people to oversee to make sure there were no violations of laws, regulations, statutes or ordnances etc.. Now, the Guv, Corporations, Pharma Industsrial Complex, are all purposely and wantonly violating them egregiously, publicly, and without shame or inhibition.
11735   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 8, 3:44pm  

Ceffer says
I'm so old, I remember when hospitals, corporations and institutions were anally obsessive about avoiding liability and even hired people to oversee to make sure there were no violations of laws, regulations, statutes or ordnances etc.. Now, the Guv, Corporations, Pharma Industsrial Complex, are all purposely and wantonly violating them egregiously, publicly, and without shame or inhibition.


Moral Hazard. They know the MMT money printers will bail their asses out no matter what.

Fear of fines or enforcement is for the little companies.
11736   HeadSet   2021 Nov 8, 3:56pm  

Ceffer says
"You only had ONE JOB to get rich and make my bones: lie the fuck on the witness stand!"

Seems like he know about the video and thus could not lie.
11738   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 5:16pm  

11739   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 6:47pm  

Hey, didn't like all the lies we told about Trump so far? Here are some new ones to feed the LibFools and maybe some converts.

11740   Ceffer   2021 Nov 8, 6:49pm  

"How does it make you feel when leftists say the quiet part out loud?"

11744   Ceffer   2021 Nov 9, 7:08pm  

11746   Patrick   2021 Nov 9, 8:16pm  

HunterTits says


What movie was that?
11747   HeadSet   2021 Nov 9, 8:24pm  

Patrick says
What movie was that?

Demolition Man. Also had Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock. It is about a 20th Century Cop who is frozen until mid 21st Century and really makes fun of a woke society.
11748   Patrick   2021 Nov 9, 8:34pm  

Thanks, added to my list.
11752   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 3:24am  



$550,000,000 / 327,000,000 Americans = $1.68

If Bloomberg is able to give $1 million to every American that is:

$1,000,000 * 327,000,000 Americans = $327 trillion dollars. I don't think Bloomberg is that wealthy.

It's really not worth anybody's time to listen to "mainstream" (really legacy) "news". That a mistake on this level can be routinely made isn't possible. I don't care if people in our legacy media all went through Common Core - they all have calculators. Then again, what type of person can listen to this, think it's possible, and NOT pull out a calculator?
11753   HeadSet   2021 Nov 10, 7:11am  

richwicks says
Then again, what type of person can listen to this, think it's possible, and NOT pull out a calculator?

Why would anyone need a calculator? Right off the bat you can see that $500 million would only give 500 people that $1 million each.
11754   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 8:16am  

HeadSet says
richwicks says
Then again, what type of person can listen to this, think it's possible, and NOT pull out a calculator?

Why would anyone need a calculator? Right off the bat you can see that $500 million would only give 500 people that $1 million each.


You don't know how Common Core is "taught". I don't think they intended to make it impossible for people to be able to do obvious arithmetic, but that's the result of it.

Let me demonstrate: https://www.problem-attic.com/ccss-math

Go look through some problems particularly in the early grades. Look at how much nonsense and time wastage there is. Math is a well defined course, but it's entirely changed since I was a kid. My sister is a civil engineer and her kids were having problems with their algebra. Try to find an example where long division is used there.

Just so you know how bad it is: For example:

https://www.problem-attic.com/assets/resources/samples/GR-1-2014-8f655ed13c2e3e69fffd36cff661826911c991f64b663c8cf597e954ead0611c.pdf

Look at problem 3.

The fishing pole isn't drawn to scale. So, are the worms drawn to scale relative to the fish? Provided they are 2 fish for every 4 worms, or 2 worms per fish, so if the fishing pole is 7 fish long there's 14 worms per fishing pole. PROVIDED they are drawn to scale to the fish. Where is that indicated? It's crazy.

Look at question 4 - that's entirely dependent on "the grid system" - what the fuck is that? Well, the kid is taught what it is, but you weren't. I wasn't, and I'm an engineer. Why teach some concept that you'll never carry to adulthood? I'm guess 52?

Look at question #8 - I can't even figure out what that's asking. I think by "frames" they mean boxes? If that's the case, a 4x4 box is one "frame" then you use 9 more boxes (or frames?) to make 10. What kind of fucking question is that? The statement about "hearts" has nothing to do with the question.

I did a search on what a "frame" was with regard to Common Core math:

https://www.thoughtco.com/ten-frames-to-teach-number-sense-3111121

It's an entirely new concept. It almost seems to be taught for autistic kids, instead of normal kids. People obsessive with following rules, OCD kids..

It's just awful. It seems built around how much you pay attention in class, and less to do with actually doing math. You need to know definitions that are particular to the course.
11756   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Nov 10, 8:57am  

HeadSet says
Patrick says
What movie was that?

Demolition Man. Also had Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock. It is about a 20th Century Cop who is frozen until mid 21st Century and really makes fun of a woke society.


It was ahead of its time. In the movie masculinity is banned, and everyone is like a spineless faggot doesn't know how to be tough, there is cancel culture and big government control with tech.

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