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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,078,588 views  41,385 comments

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11766   richwicks   2021 Nov 10, 2:40pm  

Booger says


That doesn't work. This is what gets sent to an example CGI script gets for environment variables when I connect to it:

CONTEXT_DOCUMENT_ROOT => THIS/IDENTIFIES/THE/INTERNALS/OF/MY/MACHINE/SO/DEPRECATED
CONTEXT_PREFIX => /~user
DOCUMENT_ROOT => /var/www/html
GATEWAY_INTERFACE => CGI/1.1
HTTPS => on
HTTP_ACCEPT => text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/avif,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3;q=0.9
HTTP_ACCEPT_ENCODING => gzip, deflate, br
HTTP_ACCEPT_LANGUAGE => en-US,en;q=0.9
HTTP_CONNECTION => keep-alive
HTTP_HOST => 192.168.1.70
HTTP_REFERER => https://192.168.1.70/~user/cgi-bin/
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_DEST => document
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_MODE => navigate
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_SITE => same-origin
HTTP_SEC_FETCH_USER => ?1
HTTP_SEC_GPC => 1
HTTP_UPGRADE_INSECURE_REQUESTS => 1
HTTP_USER_AGENT => Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; Android 9) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/95.0.4638.69 Mobile Safari/537.36
PATH => /usr/local/sbin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/sbin:/usr/bin:/sbin:/bin:/snap/bin
QUERY_STRING =>
REMOTE_ADDR => 192.168.1.127
REMOTE_PORT => 39706
REQUEST_METHOD => GET
REQUEST_SCHEME => https
REQUEST_URI => /~user/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SCRIPT_FILENAME => /home/user/public_html/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SCRIPT_NAME => /~user/cgi-bin/cgiExample.cgi
SERVER_ADDR => 192.168.1.70
SERVER_ADMIN => webmaster@localhost
SERVER_NAME => 192.168.1.70
SERVER_PORT => 443
SERVER_PROTOCOL => HTTP/1.1
SERVER_SIGNATURE => Apache/2.4.29 (Ubuntu) Server at 192.168.1.70
Port 443
SERVER_SOFTWARE => Apache/2.4.29 (Ubuntu)

There's enough crap in there to probably get CLOSE to identifying me. It sends a lot of stuff about my browser, and if I used add-ons, it would be worse. This is how a lot of modern websites can track you no matter what you do.

If you're going to use a burner device, it's off only when you're using it, and you can only use it at a few places, when you're behind the store, wearing a mask and a hat and it only connects to the WiFi and it's disconnected from any network until you are ready to post.
11771   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 8:35am  

Ceffer says


Big Bird dies after struggle with short illness; puzzled doctors write it off despite questions given the Bird's regular exercise and vegetable intake.
11774   Ceffer   2021 Nov 11, 10:58am  

Tee Hee! Trump cracks me up.
11779   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 11:56am  

Soros and Schwab are going after Serbia and Albania in a big way. They got the US State Department to put the Albanian Elected post-Berlin Wall leader on a no-fly list reserved for terrorists, drug dealers, and known criminals. Why? He doesn't like NGO influence on Albania, thinks it's undemocratic.
11781   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 11:58am  

Wooo, I can smell the Q from here.
11782   Ceffer   2021 Nov 11, 12:05pm  

LOL! This is in Poland.
11783   Patrick   2021 Nov 11, 12:13pm  

The buildings and the flags look right, but the palm tree seems unlikely.
11785   Ceffer   2021 Nov 11, 12:27pm  

Patrick says
The buildings and the flags look right, but the palm tree seems unlikely.

Yeah, palm trees say LA or balmy climate, but coats, flags and building say Euro. I guess they keep a palm tree, or maybe a fake one, in Warsaw.
Don't know what that's about.:

11787   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 12:53pm  

Boogie Down, do the Bicep Blaster!

11791   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 11, 4:28pm  

I would add:

War on Terror

* There was no "infield" - we continued to import "Visa Express" from the Middle East the highest risk areas and still do
* Never predicated US Aid/Protection on Support for Terror
* Did exactly what AQ wanted: Send in ground troops in large numbers
* Accept the Doable, practical Good instead of the Perfect - trying to recreate Western Liberal Democracy in places like Iraq and Afghanistan.
* Didn't even secure the oil for ourselves

War on Drugs:

Either let them kill themselves, or kill them for second possession, never mind dealers or users, and spare them the suffering.
Half-assed civil forfeiture on Suspected Drug Cash, invasion of financial privacy (now $600), and meaningless sentences don't do shit but harass the people.
11793   richwicks   2021 Nov 11, 9:08pm  

Patrick says
The buildings and the flags look right, but the palm tree seems unlikely.


Good catch. I didn't notice it.

Remember, EVERYBODY lies to you, and people innocently pass it on.
11797   HeadSet   2021 Nov 12, 11:32am  

Tenpoundbass says





You did not fly high enough to check.
11798   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2021 Nov 12, 11:39am  

richwicks says
Remember, EVERYBODY lies to you, and people innocently pass it on.


Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could me jivin' too.
11799   HeadSet   2021 Nov 12, 12:01pm  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could me jivin' too.

Maybe she is not even your mother.....
11802   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 13, 10:14am  

HeadSet says
You did not fly high enough to check.


Sure he did, if the horizon ended three or four counties over, and he couldn't see clear across the Atlantic ocean, then it proved that the world is round.
Even in a jet 30,000 feet you should never be able to see the horizon, it should go on for as far as the eye could see. But it does not, it disappears about 20 to 30 miles.
11803   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 13, 12:03pm  

It would also be very easy to prove a flat earth with minimal HAM radio equipment.

And even easier with Radar. Put a Radar on top of a volcano in Hawaii, and you should be able to "See" Aircraft take off in Tokyo, limited only by the Power of the Array.

Since there was no curvature... and nothing but the Pacific between the two...
11804   Patrick   2021 Nov 13, 6:24pm  





i don’t mean to sound pompous or anything, but if this really needs explaining, then i don’t think most people on twitter could probably pass kittengarten…


https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/kitten-corner-choices/comments

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