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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,033,223 views  40,308 comments

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11820   Ceffer   2021 Nov 14, 5:32pm  

Ludicrousness of MSM and captured news/science is becoming epic. How come they haven't blamed Jan.6 patriots for children's heart problems yet?
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/28718
11821   HeadSet   2021 Nov 14, 6:43pm  

Increases in maternal heat exposure? Funny since most Americans spend most of their time in climate controlled environments. And even so, that would mean Florida would historically have higher congenital heart defects than New York. This article's intended audience are the absolute morons. Certainly The Smithsonian cannot believe this.
11823   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 14, 10:35pm  

"Unity! Middle Class back in power, after the Shitlord Leader is gone with his mean tweets! It'll be all about affordability and mending fences, you despicable Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic barbarians, especially you White Parent Bitches in the Suburb! Let's Unify!"
11827   Patrick   2021 Nov 14, 11:29pm  

https://www.breitbart.com/news/johnson-johnson-plans-to-split-into-two-companies/

Johnson & Johnson plans to split into two companies


Are they both going to be called Johnson?
11829   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 14, 11:47pm  

ZOMG, fucking MAGAt Trumptards, just move on already!

11830   HeadSet   2021 Nov 15, 7:18am  

CaptainHorsePaste says
ZOMG, fucking MAGAt Trumptards, just move on already!

Bashing Trump is what they think they need to get ratings.
11832   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 10:25am  

Lest we forget:
11835   Tenpoundbass   2021 Nov 15, 11:44am  

Patrick says


I took my 5 year old to the store so he could buy a toy as a reward for something he did.
He walked by a Black Baby Doll, he immediately pointed and said. "Dad! Loooooooooook, a..." I'm looking around, and thinking to myself, "Don't say it! Don't say it!" as he concludes with "Baby!".

I've heard many times, that Kids aren't born racist, they learn it. And I never gave it any thought until that moment. He was not hung on the baby doll's color, he just pointed out how realistic the Baby Doll looked. Not that he would have any reason to, or have picked up any racism from me. But I really did expect him, to point out that it was a black baby, and that's why he was mentioning it. That's what I thought to myself when he pointed to it. "A black baby doll" He didn't see color. It was a lesson learned for me. Racism is learned, and Democrats are the professors.

And for clarity, I was expecting "Black Baby" not the N-word or something out right racist.
11836   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Nov 15, 11:56am  

Patrick says




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New one thanks to Karl:
If a white person: Shoots Other White People --> White Suprematist --> Racist
11845   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 9:31pm  

What Biden didn't know that in Chinese, with different tonalities, 'my old friend' means 'paid off whore scum'.
11846   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Nov 15, 9:32pm  

Booger says


fuck I'd kill for gas that cheap. our is close to $5 per gallon. I literally put on "i did that" biden sticker, then flip it off like an angry teenager. that's how pissed I'm, and I'm a grown man FML!
11847   Ceffer   2021 Nov 15, 9:50pm  

"The swamp's idea of infrastructure."

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