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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,103,933 views  42,071 comments

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12077   Patrick   2021 Nov 27, 11:13am  

The FBI is indeed now organized crime, used as a weapon against political dissidents.

It should not even exist. There is no provision in the Constitution for a national police force of any kind, and so policing powers are reserved entirely to the states alone:


AMENDMENT X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.
12081   Ceffer   2021 Nov 27, 2:05pm  

The gift that keep on giving. Thanks, Klaus and Bill!
12082   ForcedTQ   2021 Nov 27, 2:49pm  

Patrick says
https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-plumber-under-fire-for-refusing-to-join-same-sex-fittings




Mostly there's the practical matter that it just doesn't work.


They make couplers for that.
12083   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 27, 4:18pm  

Ceffer says


Check out the story of Elliot Ness and the Untouchables. Rumors that Hoover the Trannie got jealous, and Ness might have been helped into retirement.
12084   Patrick   2021 Nov 27, 4:47pm  

ForcedTQ says
They make couplers for that.



Then it would be a threesome, or a "spitroast" as I've heard it put.
12085   richwicks   2021 Nov 27, 6:58pm  

CaptainHorsePaste says
Check out the story of Elliot Ness and the Untouchables. Rumors that Hoover the Trannie got jealous, and Ness might have been helped into retirement.


Wouldn't this be a reason to allow open homosexuality?

A man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..
12086   HeadSet   2021 Nov 27, 7:37pm  

richwicks says
A man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..

But apparently they can be blackmailed for pedo, hence the Epstein issues.
12087   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 27, 8:06pm  

richwicks says
CaptainHorsePaste says
Check out the story of Elliot Ness and the Untouchables. Rumors that Hoover the Trannie got jealous, and Ness might have been helped into retirement.


Wouldn't this be a reason to allow open homosexuality?

A man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..


Ah, you're on to something.
HeadSet says
richwicks says
A man at one time could be blackmailed because of their sexual proclivities. No so much any more. I mean, fuck, we know that Hunter Biden likes hookers ramming dildo's up his asshole when he smokes crack. Joe Biden can't be blackmailed for that kind of crap, he can't even be blackmailed for accepting bribes through Hunter's bullshit art..

But apparently they can be blackmailed for pedo, hence the Epstein issues.


Nailed it.

Sometimes, you can get through to people through "Pervert in One, Corrupt in All". When you make all sexual deviancy normalized, we lose the shortcut.

"Hey, a childfucker is bad and shows lack of morality. If he fucked around with his underage cousin/daughter (Hunter/Joe), why can't he be corrupt/immoral in every aspect of life?"

Or as Harry Truman said "A guy who fucks around on his own wife won't think twice about fucking around on me."
12092   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 28, 7:06am  



Where Female Pastors are allowed, stupidity hits first and hardest.
12093   GreaterNYCDude   2021 Nov 28, 8:46am  

ForcedTQ says
Patrick says
https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-plumber-under-fire-for-refusing-to-join-same-sex-fittings




Mostly there's the practical matter that it just doesn't work.


They make couplers for that.

One of the funniest moments in my engineering education was the time, when dicussing welding techniques, my professor mentioned the full penetration butt weld. To this day I still find it hilarious.
12095   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Nov 28, 9:35am  

Patrick says
https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-plumber-under-fire-for-refusing-to-join-same-sex-fittings




Mostly there's the practical matter that it just doesn't work.


Today’s jokes are someone’s reality 5 years from now
12097   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Nov 28, 11:35am  

AmericanKulak says


Where Female Pastors are allowed, stupidity hits first and hardest.


Oh, I'm printing this and am going to put them in salvation army buckets!
12098   Patrick   2021 Nov 28, 11:37am  

We should all do that.
12100   HeadSet   2021 Nov 28, 7:08pm  

Yes, and be sure to cough afterward.
12101   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2021 Nov 28, 7:34pm  

Patrick says
We should all do that.


I've copied and shared amongst family today. They will be doing so as well.
12108   AmericanKulak   2021 Nov 29, 7:55am  

Booger says


It's not Israel that fights the Wall in the US. It's another "J" group.
https://jesuitmigrantsolidarity.org/

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