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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,095,222 views  41,987 comments

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12953   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 12:07pm  

charlie303 says
McAfee was a smart cookie. Did he use cluster replication techniques in his server setup?

I think it was misdirection, and I don't think he is dead. I think he is in protective custody with the military. The day of his 'suicide' there was a direct military flight from the east coast to the town his prison was in and directly back to USA when he allegedly killed himself. I think he was satirizing Epstein's non-suicide.

However, even for somebody like McAfee, it must have been impressive to cite his address condo and then have it bombed and pored over like it was Saddam Hussein's palace. He's has (had) the goods on somebody, with Mossad showing up as well.
12957   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 12:30pm  

What's old is new again. Remember, The Red Cross is a grifting spy agency of the Swiss Octagon under the usual fake altruistic disguise. The Spanish Flu wasn't Spanish and wasn't a flu, it was a democidal vaccine conspiracy by the Rockefeller eugenicists (the vaccinated died) just like today but in more innocent times without the internet communication assets:
12958   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 12:47pm  

Of course, don't forget the mandate of Queen IHLlary's alleged reign: Start WWIII for the Globalists. Good thing Actor Biden is so pathetic? Good thing the Woo states that the Globalist survival bunkers in southern Australia, Argentina and South America are being destroyed?
12959   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 1:09pm  

Max Headroom CGI Nancy? I swear, I thought this was a cartoon of her when I first saw it.
12960   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 1:11pm  

Oddly, an interesting show perhaps one out of twenty or so still manage to make it through. Also, foreign language series can be topical rather than the NETFLIX shoehorning pablum.
12961   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 1:14pm  

12962   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 1:35pm  

12963   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 1:39pm  

LOL! You know the tranny was an SJW shill prop, fed the answers.
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12964   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 1:41pm  

They need a SCOTUS dunce cap and make her sit in the corner. "Your printing press diversity diplomas are hereby revoked!"
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12966   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 1:45pm  

12968   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 5:48pm  

HeadSet says
The Yale swimmer on the right above is a female going to male trans. Therefore, the bio-male from Penn actually lost to a bio-female from Yale. It was not a contest between two male to female trans.



LoL. The female to male is a steroid beast! https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/james-thomas-loses-to-another-transgender-in-ivy-league-matchup/?source=patrick.net



12969   Ceffer   2022 Jan 9, 5:56pm  



12973   Ceffer   2022 Jan 10, 2:05am  

Nice summary of the state of the vainglorious world psychopaths and parasites:


12989   Patrick   2022 Jan 10, 11:07am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-promises-omicron-vaccine-will-be-ready-in-time-for-their-q1-earnings-report?source=patrick.net


NEW YORK—During their monthly shareholder meeting, Pfizer announced that an updated vaccine for the Omicron variant will be ready in time for their Q1 Earnings Report.

"We are committed to the longevity of this company," said Pfizer CEO, Derrick Pfizer. "As they say in the vaccine business, 'if you're not jabbing, you're lagging.' We understand that endless new vaccines are critical to our bottom line ever since I bought that giant space yacht."

Pfizer stockholder Bill Gates expressed some confusion that the vaccine wasn't already available. "I know I'm not a doctor, but I sort of invented Windows. It can't be that hard."

Pfizer's leadership remained firm. "We need to maintain our rigorous testing standards, but we should still be in good shape if we skip animal testing and go straight to children. You can't make an omelet unless you break a few eggs, I always say."

"I invented that phrase," interjected Gates.

According to sources, a loud audible sigh could be heard over the audio feed. "Can we hear from some stockholders who aren't Bill Gates?" asked Derrick Pfizer.

Several members of Congress proceeded to ask if adding some masks would make the vaccine work better.

Members of the Pfizer board, speaking remotely from quarantine yachts off the coast of New York, were in agreement that masks were not the same thing as vaccines and you can't mix the two, but they'd ask officials in China to be sure. "We get most of our ideas from them," said one board member.

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