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Granny Theft Auto:

How dare they question the noble, savage intellect. Maybe it's just a really, really good first page. He hasn't been holding the book upside down yet.:

Covid Baptism:

Ceffer says

Covid Baptism:

#fuckingmorons

https://notthebee.com/article/an-uber-rider-was-stuck-on-i-95-in-virginia-last-week-for-9-hours-and-then-got-a-600-bill-for-his-ride?source=patrick.net

An Uber rider was stuck on I-95 in Virginia last week for 9 hours and then got a $600 bill for his ride 😦

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/Not_the_Bee/status/1477957104178765824?source=patrick.net

A sign of mechanized progress: a washer/dryer that lose only matched pairs of socks rather than just one of a matched pair.Ceffer says

HunterTits says

'cause they ain't sure it was your dick.

https://notthebee.com/article/watch-this-dude-in-socal-ride-abandoned-railroads-on-a-homemade-railcar?source=patrick.net

Watch this dude ride abandoned SoCal railroads on a homemade railcart

https://notthebee.com/article/democrat-strategist-has-the-worst-possible-take-on-the-issue-with-democrat-part?source=patrick.net

Patrick says

Watch this dude ride abandoned SoCal railroads on a homemade railcart

LOL! The commentator says the railcart is a good to escape California when all the U hauls are taken. You can bypass all of the border stations pulling you out of your car to force the vax on you, too, while you are trying to escape.

TX weather (a real weather forecast):

My aunt had ten kids. Irish baby factory, they used to compete for volume over quality. I overheard some old hens at Kaiser, and it was a bit shocking how they just mindlessly talked about all the kids they had, like it was racking up trophies. It almost made me write a love letter to Bill Gates.

10 kids?

Gotta be some mental illness associated with that?

Ceffer says

My aunt had ten kids. Irish baby factory, they used to compete for volume over quality.

Era and Socioeconomic status?

One of my Irish aunts also had ten kids. And my dad was the last of eight.

Era was 1930's - 1950's. Socioeconomic status blue collar.

I thought ten, but coulda been twelve. She had 15 pregnancies and three miscarriages, so I think it was twelve. My sister kept up with some of the cousins but there were so many brats I stopped paying attention. Aunt was married to an affluent doctor. I only remember the doctor as being a kind of self important creep.

I did go down memory lane on the internet a couple of years ago to track down some of the relatives from the Irish side. Mostly quite prosperous, Phd's/professors in schools and universities, business executives, business owners, hospital administrators, lawyers, and at least one gay real estate agent in Florida.

My mother's brothers became RichFucks. Too bad there was no trickle down to my branch. We were military brats with hand me downs and burr cut home hair cuts.

One of my "Appalachian" grandma's brother had 27 kids - 13 by his first wife who died. Remarried and had 13 more with his second wife. He also had one on the side. They ate in shifts. One of my aunts told me that visiting his house was like seeing a house with mice, with lots of little eyeballs peeking from around corners.

https://notthebee.com/article/i-dont-know-what-in-the-living-heck-this-video-is-about-but-its-better-than-all-our-hollywood-reboots-and-its-not-even-close?source=patrick.net

If her vagina accommodates a couple of hands, she has nothing to worry about and shouldn't be advertising. She should have named it "Keep Your Little Finger Off My Vagina".