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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,097,191 views  41,995 comments

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13644   Ceffer   2022 Feb 3, 11:29am  

Constitutional Scholar Biden. "If you lie enough about the Constitution, nobody will even read it to see if you are entirely wrong. Heh, Heh." "The Bill of Rights was really just a few suggestions. They weren't written in stone." "When you really think about it, the Constitution can be modified by anybody who feels like it." "By the way, we detonated a fire station in NYC as a false flag to support our Trillion Dollars 'Bankrupt America Better' bill. We made sure it wan't one I was in, Heh, Heh!"
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/49351?source=patrick.net
13645   Ceffer   2022 Feb 3, 11:56am  

Suite was owned by Saudi Royals. Woo theory is it was a failed false flag effort to kill Saudi Prince, who incarcerated a bunch of his relatives. This was the patsy.
13646   Bd6r   2022 Feb 3, 1:44pm  

13648   Patrick   2022 Feb 3, 3:08pm  

Lol, thanks, it's good:


13653   HeadSet   2022 Feb 3, 5:41pm  

Gosh rickwicks, I did not think such base humor as in the post above was your style. Must be channeling Ceffer.
13654   richwicks   2022 Feb 3, 6:09pm  

HeadSet says
Gosh rickwicks, I did not think such base humor as in the post above was your style. Must be channeling Ceffer.


Ceffer is more of a conspiracy theorist than I am. I listen to everything, but I discount nearly all of it. I sort of worry about him a bit. I realize that most of what I listen to is bullshit, I worry he doesn't.

But I do know that Kamala Harris is a whore that slept her way to the top. I'm in Commiefornia - I know what a piece of shit she his. Jamal Trulove is an example of what a pile of garbage she is. She ought to be in jail. She's complete garbage and if she wasn't sucking dick and being laid by Willie Brown, you wouldn't know she existed. She is a whore in the worst way. A political and literal whore.
13655   Onvacation   2022 Feb 3, 6:48pm  

AmericanKulak says

This is like the 3-4th Ad I've seen this week with a White Woman, White Kids without the least trace of Negro, with a Negro Spouse.

There's a whole genre of porn called "Step Fantasy". This one is going to end up with dad doing 19 year old stepdaughter in the galley when mom walks in. Instead of being outraged mom says, "what the hell" and jumps in proceeding to tag team dad for another 20 minutes.
13658   Ceffer   2022 Feb 4, 1:08am  

Like, more legal DUHHHHHHHHH!
"Judge Releases Dominion Audit Report: System ‘Designed’ to ‘Create Systemic Fraud’"
https://www.thestandardsc.org/jay-greenberg/judge-releases-dominion-audit-report-system-designed-to-create-systemic-fraud/?source=patrick.net


"A Michigan judge has released the bombshell report on the audit of Dominion Voting Systems, revealing that the machines and their software were “designed” to “create systemic fraud.”"
13659   Onvacation   2022 Feb 4, 6:57am  

Ceffer says

So they're only keeping the queers?
13660   Ceffer   2022 Feb 4, 9:22am  

13665   Eric Holder   2022 Feb 4, 10:16am  

Ceffer says


Good luck with finding black powder for that now that the only producer - Hodgdon - has stopped the production of their Goex BP and getting rid of BP production arm altogether. Fucking redcoats finally got their wish 247 years later....
13671   HeadSet   2022 Feb 4, 1:29pm  

Eric Holder says
Ceffer says


Good luck with finding black powder for that now

Black powder is easily made from charcoal, sulphur, and saltpeter (potassium nitrate). I used to make black powder as a kid this way as fuel for homemade rockets.
13672   Eric Holder   2022 Feb 4, 1:43pm  

HeadSet says
Eric Holder says
Ceffer says


Good luck with finding black powder for that now

Black powder is easily made from charcoal, sulphur, and saltpeter (potassium nitrate).


Comforting.
13673   Patrick   2022 Feb 4, 2:16pm  

HeadSet says
Black powder is easily made from charcoal, sulphur, and saltpeter (potassium nitrate). I used to make black powder as a kid this way as fuel for homemade rockets.



I also did this in high school, because I really enjoyed chemistry. I had potassium iodide and lead nitrate in a chemistry kit, and figured out they would combine to make potassium nitrate which could be isolated by evaporating off the solvent. Not sure what I did with the bright yellow and toxic lead iodide which was a byproduct. Probably threw it out.

And it worked. Made a little explosion when combined with charcoal and sulphur in the right combination and lit.
13675   Ceffer   2022 Feb 4, 6:13pm  

More conspiracy theories become truth. Remember, X-Files spin off predicted Twin Towers false flag days before it happened.
"X Files Creator 'I Thought the Production Would be Shut Down by the Feds, Too Close to the Truth'
Chris Carter, the creator of The X-Files, was worried that the production of the hit series X-Files would be stopped by the FBI. A mysterious man told him he was too close to the truth."
Read here: https://helenastales.weebly.com/blogue/x-files-creator-i-thought-the-production-would-be-shut-down-by-the-feds-too-close-to-the-truth3870352?source=patrick.net

Sorry for Bad Tube, Pat: https://youtu.be/XOwfSVV7FV0?source=patrick.net

13678   Ceffer   2022 Feb 4, 10:52pm  

Let's go, Brandon!
13679   Booger   2022 Feb 5, 3:59am  

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