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This one is to cheer up AmericanKulak. It's called 'Dreamamony'.
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Texas memes:

If it has more than one \window on the side, it's not a truck it's a modern Soccer Mom mobile, just beefed up to give her balls, and because no Advertisement money in the world could push a Dodge Caravan clone over $80K base price. It's a stupid soccer mom car, that has no respect for how hard it is for to earn that money.

People look like a fucking knob driving around in an $80,000 pick up truck. with all of the upgraded features you would find in a Grand Touring Lexus or Mercedes, and they prove their insanity by putting a payload in the bed of the truck. They are pointless, I respect people with one of each model Hummer ever sold way more.

Probably a hoax, disguised as a poor translation:

HunterTits says

"She"??
I mean, you checked the package, right?
....
Right?

Yup. Pretty soon, the arrogant Globalists won't even go to the trouble to shape shift.

Hope I don't go to hell for this one.

Ice Fishing in Ohio

RC2006 says

Hope I don't go to hell for this one.

Definitely not.

Could anybody maybe tell me the name of the group here? I would really like to see anything else they have done. Beautiful.

Tenpoundbass says

That took me about 30 seconds to figure out. I read it the same way until I saw the sandwich, realized onion was a full word, and the rest were shortened forms of words.

Aogashima Island




People actually live in the caldera of a volcano, even though it erupted in the 1600's and killed half the people on the island.

Kepi says

RC2006 says

Hope I don't go to hell for this one.

Definitely not.

Could anybody maybe tell me the name of the group here? I would really like to see anything else they have done. Beautiful.

@RC2006

Boys On Wheels - New Wheels on The Block

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=New+Wheels+On+The+Block+-+Boys+On+Wheels&source=patrick.net

Supposedly, any 6 words said in the English language is only said once in all of time. You'll only hear it said twice if it's a quote.

I found it by pulling the lyrics, dumping it in quotes, and going through several search engines. I found a bunch of posts of the video, but eventually, somebody mentioned who they were.

The 6 word trick is very useful. Do it with any "news" article you read. Just pull out 10 words from an article on whatever paper you're reading, put it in quotes, and see who else printed the same thing. I realize how much propaganda we have, and this is like the golden demonstration of it but nobody does it, and nobody seems surprised by it. Almost everything we read in "news" comes from a central source, and "journalists" are just doing slight re-writes and rewording and some editing. You'd think people would care about this, but they don't. It blew my mind when I discovered it, nobody around me seems to care.

Although you can PROVE that any 6 words strung together, is only said once in all of history. You have entire articles attributed to entirely different authors, in different news rooms, saying the same fucking thing. We don't have news media.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBGP2tLtLtw

Apologies to HunterTits:

Now there's a tit that will make you cry.

It also influences career choices. They think if they go into plumbing, fixing somebody's kitchen sink means a horny housewife will be standing over them flashing her hungry beaver.

Patrick says

Aogashima Island




People actually live in the caldera of a volcano, even though it erupted in the 1600's and killed half the people on the island.

How short sighted and irresponsible. Global warming rising seas will flood that place in no time.