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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,104,123 views  42,072 comments

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14156   Bd6r   2022 Feb 24, 6:44pm  

france surrendering can not be breaking news
HunterTits says
14157   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 24, 8:01pm  

richwicks says

A friend pointed out that Trump may have been positioned to set us up for fascism, by showing "democracy" (what this laughably is called) doesn't work. Maybe Biden was placed into power (we are supposed to believe legitimately) to fail, so a strongman could enter into power.

If it is to be fascism or communism, I guess fascism. At least the trains run on time and people don't starve because of political correctness. At least in fascism, there's social mobility although climbing up means selling your soul.


Neoliberalism is fascism, the union of Corporate and State Power guided by Technosocialism.
14162   Patrick   2022 Feb 24, 11:21pm  




I've noticed a lot of non-gay conservatives with the rainbow flag as their logo. Is this an attempt at a reconquista of the rainbow?
14164   anonymous   2022 Feb 24, 11:27pm  



14165   Ceffer   2022 Feb 24, 11:42pm  

I love RealRawNews. It's the fake news bodice ripper of anti-fake news. Babylon Bee pretending to be real news, but it successfully panders to almost every prejudice and wishful thinking fantasy I hopium.
"Real Raw News: Military Defies Biden Regime, Refuses to Deploy"
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=193906&source=patrick.net



https://realrawnews.com/2022/02/dr-francis-collins-hanged-at-gitmo/
"Another Deep State actor has bitten the dust.

On Monday, 21 February, Dr. Francis Collins was hanged to death at Guantanamo Bay, but he did not go quietly into the night, or, in his case, the dawn. Whimpering, bawling, sniveling, and moaning, Collins tried to bargain for his life as a uniformed Marine shoved him up the shallow steps leading to the gallows."
14167   AmericanKulak   2022 Feb 25, 1:32am  

The true George Carlin spirit: I love a good explosion.
14172   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 10:17am  

Anderson Cooper pops paper bag behind CNN reporter in Kiev, who then claims that they are being shelled. Cooper than looks out over the city and lisps: "So many soldiers, so little time."
https://t.me/Absolute1776/7111?source=patrick.net
14173   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 10:33am  

AmericanKulak says

Illuminati Card Game. He knew it all in 1991, but had to invent a card game to keep from getting his ticket punched by Skull and Bones:

14174   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 11:07am  

"if you wanted us to defend your regime, you should have thought first about destroying our rights, murdering us with toxic vaccines, fragmenting and undermining our society, attacking our children with propaganda and sexual deviants, and allowing hordes of criminals through our borders."
14176   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 11:56am  

LOL!
14177   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 11:59am  

Looks like printing press diploma Netflix prosecutor is on her own. "Damn, I shoulda read more ot those lawbooks, if only I could read! Soros didn't have a video for this one."
https://t.me/Royboy17th/4642?source=patrick.net
14179   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 12:29pm  

Hey! You have your disinformation, I have mine.
14182   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 12:40pm  

'Nother 'Illuminati Card Game' card:
14183   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 12:43pm  

Yeah, about all those reassurances we gave you about becoming our bribed money launderers.
14184   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 12:46pm  

Yeah, CNN really does need a laugh track. Swedo 'journalists' should just carry portable green screens for their hotel rooms.


14185   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 12:53pm  

Those central bureau arbiters of 'news' are becoming lazier by the day. "They just send us orders and we dial it in and go back to coffee, donuts and a workplace nap."
14186   HeadSet   2022 Feb 25, 4:13pm  

Ceffer says
Hey! You have your disinformation, I have mine.

F-16 is a single engine plane. That plane in the above pick isn't even of American design. Both pics are lies.
14187   richwicks   2022 Feb 25, 4:50pm  

HeadSet says
F-16 is a single engine plane. That plane in the above pick isn't even of American design. Both pics are lies.


@Ceffer - you seem to be hopeful, I want to caution you again about how easy it is to be tricked into disseminating false information that is produced by our own intelligence agencies to discredit people who are doing their best to determine what is actually going on.

If you're not part of the solution, you're inadvertently part of the problem. You have to check everything, it's tedious I know, but I make attempts to do it. Still, I fuck up myself. I've just been corrected on Crimea being Russia's only warm water port. Apparently Novorossiysk is another. I had no idea, but I've heard that Crimea is the only one so many times, I've accepted it as fact. I'm part of the problem as well! :)
14188   HeadSet   2022 Feb 25, 4:59pm  

richwicks says
Ceffer - you seem to be hopeful, I want to caution you again about how easy it is to be tricked into disseminating false information

I think that is his point, that these pics are shamelessly bogus. I was just pointing out the pics were even more bogus than he may have been thinking.
14189   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 5:35pm  

Any bogusness and disinformation correction gratefully accepted and acknowledged. Disinformation avoidance entirely is, well, impossible.
14190   richwicks   2022 Feb 25, 5:50pm  

Ceffer says
Any bogusness and disinformation correction gratefully accepted and acknowledged. Disinformation avoidance entirely is, well, impossible.


It's impossible not to be tricked. I have been, and will be again. It takes real time to realize what is going on, and the better the information you pass on, the better it is for everybody.

There's a real war going on in the United States, and it's informational warfare. I'm still a victim of working for the enemy at times. It's difficult to ascertain what is true and factual.

Head Set (I think that is his name) and FuckCCP seem to think Ukraine is going to win against Russia. I'm very doubtful of that. Ukraine is a much larger nation than S. Ossetia or Georgia, but I expect the same outcome. My feeling is that FuckCCP is a glowie, BUT I CAN BE WRONG and I apologize if I am, but I know what kind of crap our propaganda produces, and he's echoing it. If he's doing it unknowingly - well, I've been there as well.

This war will end in a week is my prediction. Hopefully I'm right, because the longer it goes on the more bloodshed there will be, and NATO isn't going to step in, and if they did, it means WWIII, and that will be even more horrific.
14191   HeadSet   2022 Feb 25, 6:23pm  

richwicks says
Head Set (I think that is his name) and FuckCCP seem to think Ukraine is going to win against Russia.

No not me (HeatSet). My prediction that Russia would not invade was so off the mark I will not guess about who will win.
14192   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 7:03pm  

Looks like Trump has some competition in the 'Mean Tweet' category:
https://t.me/MrPooLDIGS/14591?source=patrick.net

...
"By “gang of drug addicts and neo-Nazis”, Putin means “Deep State, Cabal satantic pedophiles” "https://t.me/MrPooLDIGS/14592
New Dan on Twitter
...
14193   richwicks   2022 Feb 25, 7:06pm  

HeadSet says
richwicks says
Head Set (I think that is his name) and FuckCCP seem to think Ukraine is going to win against Russia.

No not me (HeatSet). My prediction that Russia would not invade was so off the mark I will not guess about who will win.


I am also surprised that Russia invaded Ukraine. I expected them to just declare the Donbas regions as autonomous and to protect them.

I will find out who the cohort of FuckCCP is. I'm horrific with names. It's my mental disability. EDIT: "Eric Holder" - I think. It's the space in the name I remember. I'm a mutant.

I don't support either side, by the way, I just hope for a minimal amount of bloodshed. My expectation of the result has nothing to do with what I hope to be the result. Ultimately, I'd hope that Ukraine would tell the US to go fuck off, and beat back the Russians, and become entirely independent - but that's not going to happen.

This war wouldn't have happened if the US and NATO didn't give false assurances. The best solution would have been for the US to stay the fuck out of Ukraine. I blame this conflict on US interference.
14194   Ceffer   2022 Feb 25, 7:08pm  

"We don't actually have a specific number, and we would lie about that anyway, but I think it's safe to say there is a humoungus shitload of them."
https://t.me/epochtimes/38480?source=patrick.net

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