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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,499,513 views  37,039 comments

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14486   Ceffer   2022 Mar 5, 11:49pm  

Looks like Zelensky has the cocaine sniffles. If you've seen it once, you recognize it. He is jonesing to dodge out for a snort.

14487   Ceffer   2022 Mar 5, 11:52pm  

Looks like Cruz' order of adrenochrome has gotten delayed. He's been decisively turned.
14490   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 1:43am  

More shit hitting the fan. Guess those talks with Israel didn't go so well??

Biden has been trying to sell our strategic reserves, and apparently the military seized the reserves in Louisiana and Texas and placed them under direct military occupation after a firefight. They informed him they belonged to the military. They also told Biden they don't recognize the legitimacy of his office, and they will not send troops to Europe as the lying MSM crows about.
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?source=patrick.net#186736
14491   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 1:53am  

Hunter worrying his 'burnt offerings' will be discovered? Russian soldiers have found shackled children in tunnels in Ukraine?
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=194579&source=patrick.net
14494   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:13am  

14495   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:16am  

The sad, sadistic, depraved pleasures of the Satanic Globalists in humiliating and subverting our society with perversion and corruption may wind up being their suicide song.
14497   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:27am  

LOL! And so he did.
14498   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:28am  

14499   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:29am  

More LOL!
14500   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 6, 6:31am  

HunterTits says


I don't get this meme at all, what does Lauren Bobert have to do with all of that?
14516   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Mar 6, 11:45am  

HunterTits says


i wonder how many people actually understand why this is hilarious...
14518   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 11:54am  

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says

i wonder how many people actually understand why this is hilarious...

She blamed it on her dyslexia. Russia was kicked out of NATO years ago by Hitler.
14521   richwicks   2022 Mar 6, 1:02pm  

Ceffer says


Haha - stickers?

That ThinkPad looks like it's 15 years old also.

And of course NATO is fucking around in Ukraine, but this as "proof"? They could do better than some really old equipment with stickers on it. Some encrypted files that have been cracked, and following the chain of command would be believable.
14522   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 6, 1:08pm  

There's a strong argument for older hardware and OS compared to your basic Consumer and Business models. I don't think the company I worked at for 6 years, had a laptop last more than a year. Every Microsoft Laptop they bought, was dead in 6 months. They built a laptop for me with my development environment on it, so I can remote in and do support.
They bought it and set it up in December 2020, it just died last week. Overheats and shuts down.
14523   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 6, 1:10pm  

Plus people would be less incline to steal an older laptop. Unless you put enticing stickers on giving it a desirable provenance. Like NATO stickers.
14524   richwicks   2022 Mar 6, 1:50pm  

Well, I'd agree there is little to no reason to get a new computer unless your current one failed.

I love that so many people get laptops today and only business seems to buy desktops. As a result, desktop hardware is phenomenal - basically server grade. I have (I think) a 7 year old machine that I build myself. 32GB of memory, 1.9 Ghz I7, with 8 cores and 6TB hard disk hanging off from it. I run at least 2 virtual machines off it at all times, and it's a fully functioning server from my point of view.

This machine cost under $1,000. In 3 years, I might upgrade it. SATA channels are starting to go bad on it - I've put probably 100 TB of data through this.

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