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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,499,586 views  37,039 comments

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14516   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2022 Mar 6, 11:45am  

HunterTits says


i wonder how many people actually understand why this is hilarious...
14518   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 11:54am  

FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut says

i wonder how many people actually understand why this is hilarious...

She blamed it on her dyslexia. Russia was kicked out of NATO years ago by Hitler.
14521   richwicks   2022 Mar 6, 1:02pm  

Ceffer says


Haha - stickers?

That ThinkPad looks like it's 15 years old also.

And of course NATO is fucking around in Ukraine, but this as "proof"? They could do better than some really old equipment with stickers on it. Some encrypted files that have been cracked, and following the chain of command would be believable.
14522   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 6, 1:08pm  

There's a strong argument for older hardware and OS compared to your basic Consumer and Business models. I don't think the company I worked at for 6 years, had a laptop last more than a year. Every Microsoft Laptop they bought, was dead in 6 months. They built a laptop for me with my development environment on it, so I can remote in and do support.
They bought it and set it up in December 2020, it just died last week. Overheats and shuts down.
14523   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 6, 1:10pm  

Plus people would be less incline to steal an older laptop. Unless you put enticing stickers on giving it a desirable provenance. Like NATO stickers.
14524   richwicks   2022 Mar 6, 1:50pm  

Well, I'd agree there is little to no reason to get a new computer unless your current one failed.

I love that so many people get laptops today and only business seems to buy desktops. As a result, desktop hardware is phenomenal - basically server grade. I have (I think) a 7 year old machine that I build myself. 32GB of memory, 1.9 Ghz I7, with 8 cores and 6TB hard disk hanging off from it. I run at least 2 virtual machines off it at all times, and it's a fully functioning server from my point of view.

This machine cost under $1,000. In 3 years, I might upgrade it. SATA channels are starting to go bad on it - I've put probably 100 TB of data through this.
14525   HeadSet   2022 Mar 6, 1:57pm  

richwicks says
32GB of memory, 1.9 Ghz I7, with 8 cores and 6TB hard disk hanging off from it.

And I coulda swore you were more of a Raspberry Pi fan.....
14526   richwicks   2022 Mar 6, 2:03pm  

HeadSet says
richwicks says
32GB of memory, 1.9 Ghz I7, with 8 cores and 6TB hard disk hanging off from it.

And I coulda swore you were more of a Raspberry Pi fan.....


I am! It's entirely usable as a desktop. I suppose when I finally have to replace this beast, I might just go with whatever current PI they have then. They are amazing little devices.

This case, I totally recommend:

https://flirc.tv/more/raspberry-pi-4-case?source=patrick.net

The entire case is a heat sink. Just TRY to over-heat it. It's impossible. For a test, I got the entire original star trek series, and transcoded it with ffmpeg to mp4 - it took a full week to do, but it handled it like a champ. On a Pi3 you can handle 720P but not 1080p - too much memory is required. I imagine it would work on a Pi4 though.
14527   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:49pm  

14528   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:51pm  

14529   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 6, 2:54pm  

Ceffer says


Eh? We're still doing nothing.
14530   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:55pm  

Toothless Blinken provokes NATO countries to become useful idiots. American Military (not under Biden control) have already informed Putin that NATO countries participating in offenses in behalf of Ukraine internal affairs will not be protected by our military.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/11156?source=patrick.net
14531   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 2:57pm  

AND...drum roll...Poland doesn't take the Blinken Bait....plus, we are still buying Russkie oil.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/11158?source=patrick.net
14532   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 3:00pm  

Biden will probably be licking back, if the dog is under ten years old.
14533   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 3:06pm  

Ukraine in ruins:
14534   RWSGFY   2022 Mar 6, 3:11pm  

Ceffer says
AND...drum roll...Poland doesn't take the Blinken Bait....plus, we are still buying Russkie oil.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/11158?source=patrick.net


Smart on their part. Declare loudly "there will be no our planes there" and do what you want.
14535   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 5:01pm  

No more Black computer geniuses, Black chiefs and bosses of everything, ugly ghetto blacks screwing white cheerleaders, Black Elves, Black Edwardians, and Russians will forget that lesbians exist:
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/11162?source=patrick.net
14536   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 5:04pm  

14539   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 5:51pm  

14540   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 6:23pm  

"I have a great idea. Let's keep playing the 'ignorance is a complete excuse' game. You, know, like Bush's "Who would ever have imagined somebody would fly airplanes into skyscrapers?'" Technically, Putin IS just invading Russia because Ukraine never technically declared its borders from 1991.
https://t.me/The_Library_II/72250?source=patrick.net
14541   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 6:25pm  

AND, the Kiev Live Cam is still completely boring:
14542   HeadSet   2022 Mar 6, 6:51pm  

Why would Poland send its MiG29s to Ukraine? Poland may need those fighters for themselves. Even if the US gave them F-16s as replacements, it would take quite some time to retrain pilots and support crews for the new airframe system.
14544   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 10:27pm  

Zelensky's wife mourns the loss of industrial capacity. All those children could have been terrified, skinned alive and bled of valuable adrenochrome. What a waste.
https://t.me/Qtah_17/9633?source=patrick.net
14545   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 10:31pm  

If you haven't had your fill yet of loathsome, lying, Globalist medical sock puppets, here is some more concentration camp guard denial, backtracking and gaslighting:
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/44034?source=patrick.net
14546   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 10:59pm  

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/44043?source=patrick.net Some awkward Russklish here:

"TRANSLATED from Russian language, got today from Russian Friend

Part1 South is fine now (Near Crimea). Without casualties. Almost the entire coast was cleared. Today they are going to Odessa. In a place with them, Labintsy, Armavir, Krasnodar from the National Guard. There are about 1500 Chekhovs. The Czechs are waiting for replenishment of about 2 thousand. all polite to the point of diarrhea are happy that they are fighting for Russia. Nazies (Ukrainian army)are allowed to go to full expense. Marines surround the settlement in which the National Guard enters, blocking the Czechs. The Czechs are cleaning up. many prisoners. Avtozak run around the clock. Those who surrender themselves are loaded by buses and into the filtration sludge. They will let you go home after the war. Those who are taken in battles - through the courts. There are no Nazis. All gone.

Kharkov has been taken, in Kyiv the Chechens are conducting a cleansing operation, a corridor has been opened for the passage of civilians, near the Donbass, the group is surrounded, they gave 5 hours to make a decision on delivery, TOS-1 and TOS-1A have already been brought to the boiler "Solntsepyok" new long-range missiles will allow "burning entire hectares at a distance of up to 15 kilometers. After 5 hours, those who did not give up will be destroyed. Tank columns with arrows are rapidly moving to the West, not lingering near the cities.

Destroyed by volleys, two military bases built by the “partners” took 8 years to build. How many died and destroyed on them, foreign sources are silent, but not a few. Not a single column from Poland with weapons will be able to enter, after 500 meters - 3 km, it can be instantly destroyed. The mood is very serious. The air space over Ukraine is closed and completely controlled.
PART2 SH**T HIT THE FAN! No wonder why UKR president ZELENSKI WAS SO DRUNK!!!
Russian troops destroyed 13 biological weapons laboratories throughout Ukraine, some of them were underground, so they had to carry out several explosions to destroy them.Putin said he gave Zelensky many warnings about dismantling the labs back in February 2020 and warned he would do it himself if Zelensky did not comply. He acknowledged the collateral damage that only Zelensky is to blame for endangering the people of Ukraine,” our source said.

The biolab on Serpent Island was involved in research into a combat type of airborne rabies that, if sprayed, could devastate the Earth with nearly 100% mortality.
“Putin assured that he had taken precautions to ensure that all pathogens were hit and effective enough to render them inert. He did not say if thermobaric munitions were used, but that seems like a likely possibility,” our source said.
We don't hit cities. If this were the case, then more than one building in Kyiv would be damaged and there would be no electricity, no water, nothing. We burn garbage.

So now we know what Putin is doing in Ukraine: SAVING HUMANITY! BIG TIME! Literally."
14547   Ceffer   2022 Mar 6, 11:11pm  

Pretty impressive nab if you can open the video of this segment.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/44066?source=patrick.net

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