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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,621,960 views  37,913 comments

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14559   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 11:49am  

For all of you who are just dying to travel:
14560   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 11:52am  

Bribed Useful idiots starting to become burnt offerings to Moloch, as the fiat money moray eels retreat into their dark caverns in Switzerland:
https://t.me/Royboy17th/4798?source=patrick.net
14561   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 11:59am  

LOL! Jesuit/Illuminati/SS black sun symbol. "Gee, what's that mean? He's Ukranian, it must mean something good!"
https://t.me/joeoltmann/3186?source=patrick.net
14563   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:04pm  

Those French feminists. Putting their tits where their mouth is again. I wonder if that Ukrainian flag paint is spooey-proof:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20708
14564   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:11pm  

Brain damaged narcissist has trouble picking the hill he crys on. Guess his chain smoking anabolic steroid phase has been replaced by his adrenochrome withdrawal phase. That face looks like it's been used as toilet paper by a Ukranian chain gang. :
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20717?source=patrick.net
14565   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:14pm  

Let's see if we can get some dumb NATO shills to take these crates up to give the Russians some target practice, Heh, Heh! We've fooled the American people for so long, we can fool them, too!:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20723?source=patrick.net
14566   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:17pm  

Gee, Soros told me with his five million dollar fiat money personal check to me (laundered taxpayer money through Ukraine) that it would be easy to get them to take the death jabs!:
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20727?source=patrick.net
14567   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 12:20pm  

A man desperately in need of a snort. Obama supply air dropped in. Looks like he is competing with 2003 Iraqi Defense Minister for 'empty sword rattler of the century'. "When do I get to emigrate to my billion dollars and Florida estate, Lords and Masters?"
https://t.me/JustDudeChannel/20728?source=patrick.net
14571   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 3:38pm  

14573   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 6:07pm  

14574   RC2006   2022 Mar 7, 6:44pm  

14575   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 7:13pm  

Isn't Garland bribed the big bucks to quash this shit. C'mon, man!
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/44359?source=patrick.net
14576   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 7:21pm  

Breaking News: "Biden to send 35 million dollars in crack pipes as aid to Ukraine. American addicts will have to wait."
14577   Ceffer   2022 Mar 7, 7:23pm  

14590   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 2:20am  

LOL! DeSantis says that Fauci is in the witness protection program, and the government is trying to deny it had anything to do with his policies. Sorry for Bad Tube, Pat.
https://youtu.be/5bnkIqQRjbg?source=patrick.net
14591   zzyzzx   2022 Mar 8, 6:03am  

14594   gabbar   2022 Mar 8, 8:42am  

14595   Patrick   2022 Mar 8, 9:06am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-dons-president-xi-mask-so-companies-will-stop-boycotting-them?source=patrick.net




MOSCOW—According to sources, Russian President Vladimir Putin rolled out of bed Monday morning and headed to the bathroom where he showered, shaved, and put on his face. His face, in this case, is that of Chinese President Xi Jinping. Sources within the Kremlin confirm Putin began wearing a mask of the Chinese president to prevent further boycotts by western companies.

Putin donned the Xi mask before addressing the United Nations via Zoom. He reportedly said, "Hello, I am President Xi. I am in Russia now. Boycotting Russia is boycotting China, ok thanks bye."

According to sources, American sanctions were dropped immediately. Russia even picked up a few lucrative manufacturing contracts from Nike, Disney, and Apple. Furthermore, Bill Gates is scheduled to fly in next week to look at their network infrastructure and shore up their defense against cyber attacks.

"I never expected such a profound and immediate turnaround," Putin confessed to his staff. "This mask is magic."

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