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Ceffer
2022 Mar 16, 2:53am
Ceffer
2022 Mar 16, 2:53am
Titty protests are a step up, but I'm still waiting for the 'Fuck Your Brains Out' protests:
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Patrick
2022 Mar 16, 10:06am
Patrick
2022 Mar 16, 10:06am
https://babylonbee.com/news/adam-and-eve-tell-god-that-putin-made-them-eat-forbidden-fruit?source=patrick.net
Scholars now concur that Vladimir Putin was likely the cause of The Fall of Man and everything bad that has happened since, upending previous theories that The Fall was caused by white supremacy and COVID.
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Kepi
2022 Mar 16, 10:19am
Kepi
2022 Mar 16, 10:19am
Patrick says
WATCH: Pete Buttigieg’s Husband Leads Children in Alternative “Pledge” of Allegiance to Rainbow Flag
“I pledge my heart, to the rainbow, of the not-so-typical gay camp, one camp, full of pride indivisible, with affirmation and equal rights for all,” Chasten Buttigieg says in the alternative pledge.
https://welovetrump.com/2022/03/09/watch-pete-buttigiegs-husband-leads-children-in-alternative-pledge-of-allegiance-to-rainbow-flag/?source=patrick.net
Note the 'equal rights' reference? Reminds me of the equal rights for women movement. What equal rights? They all already have equal rights. Just ask a faggot what rights I have that they don't have. They can't answer.
They want attention, that's all. They're mentally ill people making a simple sexual fetish into a lifestyle. So you like to suck dick? That's nice, go suck each other's dicks. I don't care. Just leave children out of it and don't march half naked in ridiculous, obscene parades.
Sick bastards. Look at the fucking homo, I wouldn't let this son of a bitch anywhere near kids.
WATCH: Pete Buttigieg’s Husband Leads Children in Alternative “Pledge” of Allegiance to Rainbow Flag
“I pledge my heart, to the rainbow, of the not-so-typical gay camp, one camp, full of pride indivisible, with affirmation and equal rights for all,” Chasten Buttigieg says in the alternative pledge.
https://welovetrump.com/2022/03/09/watch-pete-buttigiegs-husband-leads-children-in-alternative-pledge-of-allegiance-to-rainbow-flag/?source=patrick.net
Note the 'equal rights' reference? Reminds me of the equal rights for women movement. What equal rights? They all already have equal rights. Just ask a faggot what rights I have that they don't have. They can't answer.
They want attention, that's all. They're mentally ill people making a simple sexual fetish into a lifestyle. So you like to suck dick? That's nice, go suck each other's dicks. I don't care. Just leave children out of it and don't march half naked in ridiculous, obscene parades.
Sick bastards. Look at the fucking homo, I wouldn't let this son of a bitch anywhere near kids.
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AmericanKulak
2022 Mar 16, 10:27am
AmericanKulak
2022 Mar 16, 10:27am
Ceffer says
After 9/11, for almost 10 years straight, Republicans argued that funding a wall for a few billion, and maybe a billion annually for maintenance, patrolling, etc. would be fiscally irresponsible. Now we have $31.5T in debt. We started the 21st Century with balanced budgets and only $5T in debt.
https://t.me/MrPooLDIGS/15135?source=patrick.net
After 9/11, for almost 10 years straight, Republicans argued that funding a wall for a few billion, and maybe a billion annually for maintenance, patrolling, etc. would be fiscally irresponsible. Now we have $31.5T in debt. We started the 21st Century with balanced budgets and only $5T in debt.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2022 Mar 16, 12:15pm
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2022 Mar 16, 12:15pm
Patrick says
Just need Mitt Romney hand there added for accuracy. World we live in man, this is insane. At least covid just suddenly disappeared, and suddenly congressmen who simply could not find a second to vote against measures, suddenly out of the blue voted to end lockdowns. Couldn't do last week for some reason, this week just happened.
I swear feels like we live in twilight zone of bullshit.
Just need Mitt Romney hand there added for accuracy. World we live in man, this is insane. At least covid just suddenly disappeared, and suddenly congressmen who simply could not find a second to vote against measures, suddenly out of the blue voted to end lockdowns. Couldn't do last week for some reason, this week just happened.
I swear feels like we live in twilight zone of bullshit.
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AmericanKulak
2022 Mar 16, 2:18pm
AmericanKulak
2022 Mar 16, 2:18pm
Patrick says
Par for the course. Trudeau hinted at the future: peaceful protesters will get their bank accounts frozen.
Support Teachers 'educating' your kids that their gender is optional, or be put on an FBI and TSA List if you complain.
Neoliberal Fascism/NWO/Yourtermhere.
America First.
Par for the course. Trudeau hinted at the future: peaceful protesters will get their bank accounts frozen.
Support Teachers 'educating' your kids that their gender is optional, or be put on an FBI and TSA List if you complain.
Neoliberal Fascism/NWO/Yourtermhere.
America First.
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tanked
2022 Mar 16, 8:10pm
Patrick says
Parody of Believe by Cher. "Do you Believe In Jab after Jab"
https://www.brighteon.com/5b7932b3-49b1-4a89-919c-8cdcbc508780?source=patrick.net
Also "I See Dead People". His entire channel is full of songs like this.
https://www.brighteon.com/a138c232-7383-46a1-830f-83592b90cdbe
https://odysee.com/@mediabear:5/StickMeWithYourDeathShot:0?source=patrick.netStick Me With Your Death Shot
Nice remake of the Pat Benatar song.
Strangely, just after posting that, I ran across this article:
https://patriotpost.us/articles/86911?source=patrick.net
In Brief: How Fact-Finding Fauci Led to My Cancellation
The inside story of how Forbes fired columnist Adam Andrzejewski for asking questions.
Strange because Pat Benatar's birth name is Pat Andrzejewski.
Parody of Believe by Cher. "Do you Believe In Jab after Jab"
https://www.brighteon.com/5b7932b3-49b1-4a89-919c-8cdcbc508780?source=patrick.net
Also "I See Dead People". His entire channel is full of songs like this.
https://www.brighteon.com/a138c232-7383-46a1-830f-83592b90cdbe
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richwicks
2022 Mar 16, 8:26pm
richwicks
2022 Mar 16, 8:26pm
Onvacation says
Hell, is somebody is going to rob me at a fast food restaurant for food - damn, I can go a little hungry for a day. That kind of smacks of desperation. Even if it's just some sort of lark, F it.
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*chicken nuggets
Hell, is somebody is going to rob me at a fast food restaurant for food - damn, I can go a little hungry for a day. That kind of smacks of desperation. Even if it's just some sort of lark, F it.
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Ceffer
2022 Mar 17, 11:12am
Ceffer
2022 Mar 17, 11:12am
"I went to Ukraine to assist the noble Nazis in their fight against the Russian aggressors, and wound up chunked black earth fertilizer."
"Russia complains about wasting precious armaments vaporizing Western useful idiots."
"Russia complains about wasting precious armaments vaporizing Western useful idiots."
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