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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,025,622 views  40,213 comments

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15262   GreaterNYCDude   2022 Apr 15, 6:55pm  

Bidens Earpice: Sir, remer to shake hands as you exit.
(Biden immediay turns and shakes hands with no one.)

Bidens Earpice: Turn around sir.
The exit stairs are behind you.
(Biden turns, back to the crowd, facing flag, confused)

Bidens Earpice: Keep turning
(Biden turns to the left)

Bidens Earpice: Other way, sir! Turn around!
(Turns right, finally recognizes the stairs. Looks relieved.)

Bidens Earpice: Good job sir. Now slowly make your way down the stairs.
(Shuffles fowrard)

Bidens Earpice: Careful on the way down, Sir
(Stutter steps)

Bidens Earpice: Slowly make your way out if the room.
Don't forget to smile, sir.
(Flashes broad grin)

Bidens Earpice: Good. Remember to talk to some of the people on your way out.
(Leans in and once again talks to nobody)

Bidens Earpice: Abort. ABORT!

[Notice the guy in the green and black striped tie at the end. Looks nervous and uncomfortable. Not sure if he's secret service, a member of the administration or a handler, but he clearly dosent want to be there.]

It's sad really.
15263   RWSGFY   2022 Apr 15, 7:47pm  

NEW DATING SITE FOR RUSSIAN SAILORS...



15265   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 15, 10:13pm  



Beauty is an important part of a vigorous culture. Our mental wards and prisons were better looking than our schools today.
15269   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 15, 11:56pm  

LOL, Boot, BezosBlog bloviator.
15280   richwicks   2022 Apr 17, 7:44pm  

Ceffer says


It's pretty trivial just to block the ventilation and exits.

These were built by the USSR, they know the entire layout. The people are easy to kill, a bulldozer will do it.
15283   Ceffer   2022 Apr 18, 12:28am  

So, if Biden doesn't control the military, where are all those weapons transfers coming from? The military doesn't control the weapons transfers, the State Department does:



15285   Ceffer   2022 Apr 18, 12:40am  

Really. All that stuff about CGI fakery is just exaggerated:
15294   mell   2022 Apr 19, 7:41am  

HunterTits says


Lol that must be a troll, one cannot be that retarded
15295   richwicks   2022 Apr 19, 7:54am  

RC2006 says


What's that from? I'd like to know more about each.

Found it: https://www.tiktok.com/@stedjones/video/6900167450818645250

https://www.tiktok.com/@stedjones/video/6900228950463663362

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx6VjohzrTg

Hate it when people don't post back to the original.
15296   Patrick   2022 Apr 19, 11:16am  

mell says
one cannot be that retarded


After visiting Berkeley, I'm not so sure.
15298   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 19, 11:57am  

DooDahMan says
“You know… It is really just a shame,” Lawrence Krimmins, a New York based Landlord, started off in his sit down with The Stonk Market. “You think you know someone… their character and all of that… And you don’t you simply never do! It is crazy.”


Reminds me of a story at my building. Some Wisconsin Milly whose daddy got him into the Family Business had a 20 email with the board meltdown about not getting the storage unit transferred with his $1 from daddy condo purchase.

Fortunately, our President is a mellow lawyer who simply kept sending him the Assoc Rules that the units are owned by the Association, not by the Unit, and rotate to the next person on the waiting list when a unit is sold.

The Spoiled Brat kept stamping his rhetorical feet for about a dozen more emails. It was pretty pathetic.
15301   Eric Holder   2022 Apr 19, 1:01pm  



It's bioWEAPONS lab, you moron!

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